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    Ten years ago, the Great Relics came to Faerun. How they came and why is a mystery, but their effect was almost instantaneous.

    Out of the tragedy, a savior arose: the Bureau of Balance, a clandestine organization established to save the weak-minded masses from the thrall of the Relics.

    They do not work alone: In the shadows lurks a group of men and women feared for their ruthlessness and brutality who hunt down the unfortunate souls who fall victim to the Thrall.

    They are the Regulators, and the most formidable of their number is the most terrifying of all.

    Assassin. Murderer. Monster.

    Bluejeans.

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    Taako looks down to find the kid already asleep, nose squished up against Taako’s shirt. He’s breathing softly through his mouth like a fish, which somehow manages to be adorable. Disgusting.

    “Some apprentice you are, dipping out right when I need you,” Taako mutters, but his chest is swelling with a weird, not-quite-painful-but-definitely-unnatural feeling. It’s like pressure, or weight, but it makes him feel light. It’s the same feeling he got the first time Angus executed a flawless Mage Hand. Not pride, not fondness, but not...not those things. Something more complicated.

    He doesn’t want to analyze it, so he doesn’t. Instead, he slouches into a more comfortable position, wrapping his arms tighter around Angus so the boy detective doesn’t slide off his lap.

    --

    Taako works through his trauma/emotional constipation and tries to deal with his newfound parental feelings towards Angus.

    Companion to Repression is a slippery slope that leads to emotions. Hopefully this works as a standalone, but I would still strongly recommend reading that one first.

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    The Thundermen have been invited to the summer home of Rainer Michelle and her family. Fitzroy and Argo are pining, as always. Rainer's parents are much more famous and also scarier than ever imagined. She also has a seemingly endless stream of aunts and uncles. Argo wants to swim in the cool ocean as much as possible. Fitzroy wants to stay out of the sun while also staring at Argo's swim trunks. The Firbolg just wants to spend some time in the trees with the tiny man Rainer says is her uncle.

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    6/?
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    Taako is an incubus trying not to starve. Kravitz is a vampire trying not to starve. Taako breaks into Kravitz' house, and everything spirals from there.

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    7/?
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    10
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    Everyone in New Elfington knew that, if you wanted something good to eat and you didn’t want to bust your wallet, you went to Tostada’s Cafe and Bakery.

    It wasn’t a particularly fancy place—it sat on the first floor of the building that took up the corner of Broadway and Main, built out of old red bricks with windows that were permanently fogged up. The sign above the door was written in both faded Common and Elvish, the letters curling and the paint cracked.

    The food, however, was damn good.

     

    A story about finding your way home, and finding out that maybe home wasn't as far away as you previously thought.

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    This is a D&D live play podcast of the general Balance storyline with a voidfished Lup and Barry in place of THB. In this first session, Lup sneaks off the moonbase in search of her friend Brian, meets a certain denim clad man, faces a gerblin that looks like Common and sounds like Kelsey Grammar, and meets a bugbear Hugbear.

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    17/?
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    10
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    7
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    AU loosely based on a popular Grindr screenshot involving the exchange of sexual favors for a double gulp horchata from 7/11. Taako propositions Kravtiz, who accepts, and things spiral from there. Oh, also they happen to work for the same overhead company. It's a museum, and pretty much everyone else from TAZ: Balance is somehow involved.

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    12/21
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    Taako hasn't regressed once since his time in Wonderland. So when Lup convinces him to take a tiny day, he ends up dropping younger than he ever has, and his big sister may be a little out of her depth on this one.

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    6/?
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    Trautonium_Corvid and T_sizzle have been online boyfriends for eight months. It was love at first sight of their mutually terrible Grindr profile pics.

    Kravitz and Taako have been working together at the corner deli for all of eight minutes, and they already hate each other.

    So their relationship has a few kinks in it (and not the fun kind). But fate has a funny way of working things out. With plenty of support from friends and family, and a willingness to grow together, they'll reach their happy ending.

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    39/?
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    A hundred years is a long time.

    These nerds are gonna need every second of it, looks like.

    Join us as we slowburn our way through the Stolen Century, learning trust and love and how not to be a doofus (hopefully).

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    21/?
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    ...I saw a brilliant light, heralded by seven birds, flying tirelessly from the storm.
    But I saw an eighth, smaller, fallen from her nest, draped in a crimson legacy she was never meant to protect.
    I saw eight birds.
    The Twins
    The Lover
    The Protector
    The Lonely Journal Keeper
    The Peacemaker
    The Wordless One
    and The Wanderer.

    ~

    Something of an eighth bird au.

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    “I’ll be back soon,” Lup had told her brother, holding him tight on the harbor. She’d always had a knack for straying from the plan. Taako received the news of his sister’s death two weeks later, her ship downed by the Dread Pirate. He didn’t leave his room for days. When he could finally bring himself to eat again, he did the only thing he and Lup had ever seemed to do. He swept his aunt’s spellbooks into a bag of holding, and he left.
    Blupjeans Princess Bride AU that got a bit out of hand.

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    There’s no-one shooting at them, for once, and Barry finds he misses it when he realises the alternative is a plane of snooty assholes partying every. Single. Day. The one light in an otherwise gloomy year is Lup, but even his relationship with her is complicated by this shitty plane.

    He’s been in love for forty years. He’s been putting off asking her out for half that time. They’ve been dancing around the subject for as long as they’ve known each other. He’s pretty sure things can’t get any worse, and he keeps believing that right up until they do.

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    A year ago, the gods stopped answering.

    Clerics aren’t a thing anymore, and for that matter, neither are warlocks. They can pray and pray and beg and plead, but no matter what they try it doesn’t change the simple fact that whatever connection there was that linked them to their gods has been severed.

    They’ve all accepted that by now.

    But three children suspect they've lost more than they know. There's a mystery here, and they're determined to solve it.

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    19/?
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    "No!” Lup says, vehemently, shaking her head for emphasis. "No doctors."

    Barry's paralysed. This is such a shitty trope, some part of his brain is shouting at him. They always say that in movies just before the hapless sidekick has to sew up the protagonist. He can’t sew at the best of times, let alone when there’s blood everywhere!

    "Why not?"

    She bites her lip worriedly, not meeting his gaze.

     

    Lup and Taako crash land outside the tiny village of Faerun. Lup's lucky enough to find somewhere to recuperate, but she soon discovers that she's feeling something she never expected for the man taking care of her. Taako's lost, alone, and scared, but he knows one thing - he'll raze this planet to the ground to find Lup.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
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    Recovering and building new lives becomes more complicated when Lucretia almost gets assassinated (more than once). With plenty of help from the rest of the family, Magnus decides to take matters into his own hands.

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    12/?
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    The memories are all she has.

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    Taako didn't know what he was thinking when he cast that spell. It had been in a panic, the only clear thought in his head being something along the lines of 'oh fuck shit please don't let me die!' Somehow it had worked, the Queen's guard construct falling under the charm, rushing to his aid and fighting off the shitty mugger.

    It ended up working too well, actually.

    Now Kravitz was stuck protecting this strange wizard, and neither of them were too pleased by this predicament. Instead of guarding the Queen's palace as was his sworn duty he was traipsing around the countryside, trying to help him find a way to dispel the magic. Getting tangled up in Taako's own problems, when all he wanted to do was go home.

    At least, he thought all he wanted to do was go home.

    It turned out, life outside of the palace walls was very confusing.

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    338
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    [Prequel, Starblaster-era] Barry talks to Lup about his self-confidence problems.

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    What the Starblaster was built to do, compared to what the Starblaster became, was a distance so incredible that it could not have been calculated by even the brightest minds on the IPRE staff. It was never meant to become a hundred-year home for a seven-hero family.

    Snippets of various moments aboard the Starblaster, from a hundred years of living and dying. Each chapter will focus on a different part of the ship, and what happened there as the years wore on.

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    178
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