15 Works in Beelzebub Being an Asshole (Good Omens)

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    Aziraphale Fell and his small team are working hard to uncover a mystery that has been discovered deep in the desert in a region with no known history of habitation...
    ...and they are having very little luck coming up with anything other than stone brick upon stone brick.

    But as their sponsorships are dwindling and Aziraphale's hopes for the project are beginning to well and truly die, he literally falls right into the site's secret, and discovers something much, much more important than he could have ever imagined.

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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    After a certain point, The Almighty really should have considered making the prevention of The End of The World a career track; but, they'd already invested so much in the 'caretaker' role. Bundling the two near the end was rather clever in the way of consolidating assets, and they got free childcare to boot.

    Aziraphale decides that a good way to stop The Second Coming would be to simply remove the Christ that would trigger it. No one would anticipate the supreme archangel, of all beings, to walk out with the Almighty's child. Retreating to earth and aided by unexpected allies, que Two Entities and a Baby.

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    Gabriel has had an idea. It was a good idea, good enough. It wasn't one of his best ideas. No, it wasn't even well-thought-out or reasonable to follow through with.

    He wanted to ask Beelzebub a certain question.

    Posted for Ineffable May's prompt of the 24th: "The Prince of Hell"

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    when crowley is taken by the forces of both heaven and hell, aziraphale has to do anything and everything he can to save him

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    Ever since Armageddon was averted Heaven and Hell have been trying to figure out what went wrong. Or at least they tried. Three years later they've given up, but that doesn't mean their commanding generals don't still have to meet to give status reports on the joint investigation... much to Gabriel's chagrin.

    This time it's Beelzebub's turn to pick their rendezvous spot with the Archangel and they've come up with something truly demonic: a "couple's" spa day.

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    Beelzebub. The cocky one, the ‘bad guy’, the rebel. Black clothes, black eyeshadow, black heart and a cigarette between their teeth. Always two steps ahead heartbreak. They’re the “Can I copy this? I can’t be asked to do it right now,” type.

    Gabriel. The goody-two-shoes, the Class President, the saint. Neatly tucked in shirt, grey scarf and a faint smell of lilacs following him around at all times. He’s the “Fine! Be quick about it,” type.

    Beelzebub doesn’t like anyone – they don’t love anyone; they couldn’t possibly. It’d hurt too much.
    That is, until a certain Gabriel-fucking-Fell comes along.

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

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    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    In which there is only one bed and Beelzebub and Gabriel share it with literally the barest amount of token protest.

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    Gabriel is introduced to Youtube. It turns out that the angels didn't adjust to the introduction of technology that well, revealing their presence to the internet en masse. That simply won't do. It's up to Gabriel to do something about it.

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    In which upon failing to destroy the traitors to Heaven and Hell themselves, Gabriel and Beelzebub realize what they much do - if they can't destroy Aziraphale and Crowley, they'll make them destroy each other.

    Idk if this really earned the graphic depictions tag, but better safe than sorry. It was originally far more bloody but I cut a lot of parts out to make it work.

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    Wing grooming had been a part of their routine for a while, but it had always been one-sided.

    Aziraphale's wings had been groomed by Crowley for centuries. But as soon as Aziraphale suggests he reciprocate, Crowley clams up and shoots the offer down without pause, excusing it away as being "too broken and bent and ugly to see".

    And it wasn't just that. Crowley was hiding something, connecting his insecurity about his wings, and about his Fall. Answers don't come easy for Aziraphale, especially with regards to his participation in the First War -- something he should remember, but somehow can't.

    Not knowing how to get Crowley to tell him the truth about the matter, Aziraphale sets off to find answers -- both Upstairs and Downstairs -- and discovers grisly details about the aftermath of the war.

    Namely, about the nature of the injuries that the demon now known as Crowley sustained when he Fell, and the being responsible for said injuries in the first place.

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    She knew. She had to have known. It was the only way to explain it, how she always picked at that one wound. The only thing he truly felt shameful about, the one insult that hurt the most because it was true.

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