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    Lydia should have known better than to make deals with strange men on bridges, but when he's offering a way into the Netherworld to find Dead Mom, all sense went out the window. Now though, she finds herself trapped in a world of the strange and unusual with no way home, while also navigating being tied to a temperamental demon who cant even say his own name.

    Beetlejuice had never had interest in owning a human, "Never Trust the Living" were worlds to live by. But there's something about the dark haired girl that changes his mind, now he just has to figure put how to get her to break his curse.

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    After the wedding, Beetlejuice manages to save himself from murder by Lydia's hand, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences.

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    "One of the many drawbacks of living in a haunted house was the inability to shit in peace."

    This is a story of what would happen if Betelgeuse decided to haunt Lydia once again, despite her being a middle-aged widow with a moody stepson. And her late husband possibly came to watch. Movieverse, sorta cartoonverse if it was gory, we don't talk about the musical.

    It is set in 2012 and to paraphrase Hitchcock, starts with a pointless death and is followed by rising tension. It explores a plethora of themes focused on patchwork families, loss, toxic relationships, mental health issues, and personal responsibility vs. responsibility for others. We're not only grieving after people, but also after lost chances and choices that cannot be undone.

    Romance angle/love triangle/rectangle, beetlebabes angst longfic with a semi-happy ending (depending on your interpretation). More serious than straight-out dark. TW inside - hope you'll enjoy.

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    Reverend putty and beetlejuice are getting married... but some people come to object to this....

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    'With my body, I thee worship.' Marriage Service, Book of Common Prayer

    'Fire ever doth inspire,
    And makes all like itself, turns all to fire . . .'

    John Donne

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    While attending university, Lydia gets a chance of a lifetime, but an inconvenient 18-wheeler on a rainy day strands her between life and death, with no apparent escape from her predicament. Could a blast from the past be the key to her salvation, or is the price too high a cost? Join Lydia in this post-film journey with playful nods to the cartoon, as the story undergoes a transformative rewrite, delving deeper into the realms of the afterlife.

    (Note: Currently undergoing significant edits for an enhanced reading experience.)

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    Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?

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    Getting allowed back into the Deetz’ household was the easy part. Dealing with the everyday life living with two goths, a goth, a crystal freak, and a stuck-up breather was the hard part. Especially with all the stupid rules, Barbara had instead they implemented. No more killing or maiming or harming. Where was the fun in that? Things got a lot more complicated when Beetlejuice discovered that rules weren’t the only new thing he had to get used to. There was the casual touching too. It was strange and breathtaking and so goddamn overwhelming.

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    Lydia, an until recently well cared for domestic dragon, has decided to go feral. Beetlejuice, a feral dragon himself, reckons it will be funny to watch her try. And Adam and Barbara Maitland are getting increasingly concerned about the two winged idiots that keep stealing from their birdfeeders.

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    Doom below, doom above. On the moon's dark side, peril awaits. In the center of the Earth, another.

    But beware the voids in between – they harbor a greater doom.

    Enter Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all (except to those already dead).

    Choose your path: Stand with us, and there's cake. Stand against? The incinerator awaits.

    We're humanity's last, grandest hope. Black Mesa? Please, they're part of the problem.

    Aperture Science: Innovating for a (mostly) brighter tomorrow. Join us. Or don't. But really, you should.

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    When she finally discovers the elusive harpy she’s spent years searching for, Shilo realizes she may have gotten a bit more than she bargained for.

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    Lydia, a wild centaur still too young to be of much use to the demons keeping her captive, finds herself living alone in a little paddock. Her only link to the outside world is one of those same demons, the one with the stripes on his jacket.

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    A story for my Wattpad, Inspired by With Pearl and Ruby Glowing: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1665667

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    The Maitland/Deetz household settles into a new normalcy of co-existence while things may not always be what they seem. The Netherworld has other plans for the household as not all loose ends were tied from the 'poltergeist incident'. Punishment must be served and bonds broken and forged. One who was scorned lurks in the shadows seeking to destroy the delicate ties between both worlds. A bullseye has been painted and now protections must be given.

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    How much do appearances matter? More than they should.

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    beeylejuice lowkey a whore after his wedding and cheats on rev with baldi…

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    Decades after Lydia's first encounter with ghosts, her daughter makes her way to Winter River on a mission of her own.

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    Personal headcanons of multiple characters with stupid opinons and even stupider things I have to say about them. NSFW headcanons are included. More characters might be added later, I don't.. know.

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    Cross-posted from Tumblr. A short(?) drabble of my OC Elias Graves teaching Lydia witchcraft, specifically a potion. And Beetlejuice is there for minor hijinx. Basically just lore and a tiny bit of humor (plus a little hints of Graves x Beej).

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    It's been 35 years in the living world since Betelgeuse tried to marry Lydia Deetz, and he's only just clawed his way back to his old status. Saskia Weathers, twenty-two years old and almost totally alone, has pretty much abandoned living since she found out her Stage 4 cancer is too far gone and she’s just killing time until she dies.
    But when a flyer comes offering guidance to the other side and Saskia reads the three-time name out loud, it turns out it’s not the joke she thought it was. Betelgeuse soon recognizes that they have a goal in common – being alive. Well, there is a way. Betelgeuse offers Saskia a proposal - one that will make him more alive and allow her to live longer.

    But having a ghost around is one thing. Being married to a part-ghost, still powerful in spite of living? Saskia does not know what she's agreed to.

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