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    With the sudden reappearance of Beetlejuice after six months, Lydia's friendship with the demon hasn't waned. She hides him from her family and does whatever she can to be a good friend to him, but background events conspire against Beetlejuice. Will her friendship mean anything down the line? Or will it wash away like a river?

    A story that spans decades, will Beetlejuice be a friend after all that is said and done?

    ~But a picture fades, and a rose decays
    And the rubies lose their shine
    These things that shatter, no, they won't matter
    When I'll still stay behind~

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    18/?
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    77
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    123
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    17
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    Yes you read the title correct this is a genderbend version of Beetlejuice the musical. To be honest I'm surprised I haven't seen this done before but no matter I'll be happy to do so myself. and this is more than just the musical things will be starting as Beetlejuice's journey growing up in the netherworld and setting up how she came to be with the maitlands in the first place and over things we will see later in the musical.

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    8,128
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    149
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    Maitlands wanna see the demon mating dance. Beej doesnt wanna show them. But Charles gets to see?

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    1,641
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    16
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    2
    Hits:
    186
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    The maitlands have a new companion a second wife named Evie who joins them in their death and meets the demon Beetlejuice will this new addition mean changes for not only the maitlands but for the demon who learns that maybe he doesn't need power.

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    1,397
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    “So what are the plans today, A-dog?”

    “Well, we do have the attic all to ourselves..”

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    1/1
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    7
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    46
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    1
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    593
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    A morning in the life of Adam, Barbara, and Lawrence, however our ghost with the most doesn't know how to deal with their love.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
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    1
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    447
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    Explicit snippets of a Beetlelands Sugar Daddy AU, because what's an AO3 tag without one?

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    1
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    19
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    160
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    13
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    4462
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    It's the holidays and Beetlejuice just blew a rail and goes nuts around the Maitlands.

    Or alternatively titled, BEEJ IS A SIMP.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    392
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    Everyone can agree on the fact that the last time Beetlejuice was around things went a little...astray, to put it nicely. Nevertheless he was a good friend to Lydia for the most time and in the end saved everyone from the crazy demon, he calls his mother. Four months later things have settled down and life seems normal. But normal is boring, at least that´s what Lydia thinks. The more happy she is when a certain Demon comes stumbling right in her living room. At first, things seem to be okay, Beetlejuice is making himself a new home, the Maitlands seem sexier than ever and even Charles and Delia cope pretty well with the fact, that the demon, who tried to kill them, lives among them now. But things never remain peaceful in the Deetz/Maitland household. When a dangerous artifact surfaces and an eager business man threatens their nice and boring lives, the quirky family must stick together more than ever to put evil right back where it came from.

    OR:
    Evil man has demon artifact and is a threat for everyone, especially Beetlejuice.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1244
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    In which Barbara lets herself be soft for a moment and gets pet. Betelgeuse is cute in the background.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    253
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    Charles invites Maxie and Maxine Dean to dinner post-Beetlejuice Incident. It’s supposed to be a calm, family-friendly night.

    Instead it ends with Lydia slicing her arm open, Delia almost choking to death, Barbara destroying her favorite antique cabinet, Adam getting very jealous, Beetlejuice going full “demon fun house,” and a sandworm-sized hole punched through the living room plaster.

    This is why they can’t have nice things.

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    1/1
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    16
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    92
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    8
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    Betelgeuse has a good ol' romp with the Maitlands.

    I'm sorry about that title my boyfriend told me to.

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    1,870
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1214
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    Barbara and Adam finally have their perfect afterlife. Then why was Barbara still wanting a child? Lucky for them, Beetlejuice has a few tricks up his sleeves.

    Series
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    English
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    1,745
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    584
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    Can you guess what this is?

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    14,267
    Chapters:
    510/?
    Comments:
    293
    Kudos:
    383
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    3585
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    Beetlejuice wants to do something special for the Maitlands. What better do to than serenade them on a rooftop?

    Language:
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    Words:
    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    447
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    Which was weirder: All the ways in which ghost sex was different from human sex, or all the ways in which it was exactly the same? Adam couldn't answer that question, but he was developing a theory that the precise combination of similarities and discrepancies was actually the perfect recipe for. Ah, in polite terms, "A good time."

    He was not going to be sharing this theory with Barbara any time soon, out of embarrassment. And he wouldn't be sharing it with Beetlegeuse, because the demon would only respond by making things even weirder.

    Language:
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    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    123
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    12
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    1417
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    (The title is a lame incubus pun. That's it that's the joke.)

    Beetlegeuse is a bit embarrassed at the realities of being so far from human. Adam and Barbara haven't gone out of their way to tell him they don't mind it because, honestly, they'd thought he knew. They're dating him and he eats bugs on a regular basis. He acts like it's practically a sport, and he's winning because everyone else is too cowardly to compete.

    But anyway, apparently they'll need to demonstrate to him that they don't mind his demonic nature. Very, very thoroughly.

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    2,672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1137
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    Beetlegeuse knows that the manliest thing a man can do is teach his bro about the wonders of the prostate in a totally no-homo way. What do you mean Adam got past the bisexual crisis months ago and is perfectly comfortable with some very homo behaviors?

    Otherwise known as the one where Adam's very vanilla sex life while alive left him completely unprepared for getting creative post-mortem. It's a good thing Beetlegeuse (and even Barbara!) know how to use google, and are eager to make him feel good.

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    English
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    2,337
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    114
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    9
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    1335
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    If there was one thing Beetlejuice knew for a fact, it was that the afterlife was one big disappointment after another.

    Language:
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    42,912
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    1015
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    10883
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    Beetlejuice wasn’t a nice guy, that’s for damn sure. He didn’t like doing kind things. It wasn’t his jam. He liked grape—and murder, preferably. Then two nerdy ghosts, a gothic chick and her stuffy parents just had to mess up his perfect non-order. They gave him meaning. Not that he’d ever admit for the life of him, of course. Beetlejuice wasn’t nice, he wasn’t kind, and he definitely didn’t do all this emotion stuff.

    So why were these stupid breathers making him...feel?

     

    Schedule:
    I’m shooting for updates every Saturday unless notified otherwise! Hope you guys enjoy!

    Language:
    English
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    4,633
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
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