11 Works in Bisexual Disaster Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia

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    After all this time, Jaskier never thought he'd come into his inheritance. Now, it's coming — and fast. He's turning into a vampire.

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    English
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    12,063
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    458
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    4781
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    Jaskier goes to teach at the University of Oxenfurt for the winter, as he normally does. He never expected Geralt to enroll in his class.

    Now updated with Geralt's POV as the second chapter!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,215
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1702
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    “Get over yourself; you need a roommate, he just moved here. It’ll be fine-fun, even.”
    “Easy for you to say.”
    Unfortunately, Geralt did need a roommate. Eskel moved out a month ago, and with his shitty barista salary he struggled to pay full rent alone.

    Yennefer sets Jaskier up as Geralt's new roomie. Geralt isn't pleased (until he is)

    Language:
    English
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    5,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1165
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    In which Geralt is a personal security specialist (that's a bodyguard, to you and I), Jaskier is a rockstar (that's a rockstar, to you and I), and an unexpected screwup leads to a whole fake relationship, REAL FEELINGS situation. Nothing goes right for either of them even a single time, except when it does.

    But they get together in the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,447
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1639
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    Jaskier and Geralt have been together for decades, so of course they act like an old married couple. Unfortunately, people keep assuming that they're together, and it's really cutting into Jaskier’s sex life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    939
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    5634
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    “Oh,” Jaskier said, voice a little flat, “You - you gave her your jacket?”

     

    “It’s just a leather jacket,” Geralt responded, Yennefer’s words echoing in his head. He tucked his books under his arm, turning back to Jaskier.

     

    The brunette laughed, but it didn’t sound right, “Yeah, just a stupid jacket.”

     

    Well, it was. It was a jacket he’d gotten for Christmas. It was the jacket he’d given to a stranger on December 3 three years ago, it was a jacket that he wanted Jaskier to love.

     

    But it is just a stupid jacket.

     

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    Or “I am? (you are.) I am. In Geralt’s POV, so, y’all can stop attacking my boy.

    Series
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    English
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    4,938
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1360
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    Geralt knows that him being oblivious is a running joke amongst his friends, but he's really not. He knows that Jaskier is a Higher Vampire, would have to be an idiot not to — but for some reason, the bard hasn't told him yet. Maybe, if he drops a few hints, Jaskier will finally feel comfortable enough to share his 'secret'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    702
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3319
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    'One could mistake him for a traveling scholar but the obnoxious choice of clothes in the doublet and pants combo speaks for itself.

    He's a male prostitute. A pretty one at that.

    Geralt leans forward, trying not to look too intimidating while he towers over the man.

    "How much for a night?"

    The other halts in his tracks, seemingly startled by his approach as he turns towards him.

    "I'm not a who-" his eyes grow wide as they take in his frame, pupils instantly blown, "One oren." '

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    Geralt mistakes Jaskier for a prostitute as they meet the first time in Passiflora. Jaskier doesn't seem to mind.

    (Inspired by the amazing meme on twitter, that drips 'I'm not a whore, unless a hot Witcher is involved'- Jaskier vibes)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    623
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3296
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    Jaskier, a local university graduate teaching assistant and purveyor of the open mic crowd has recently turned to selling weed on the side as a way to make up for rising late night food costs and book purchases. Their shit is good, their prices, decent, and their clientele is well...you’ll see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    644
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    Yennefer drags Geralt to a charity auction and, unfortunately, Geralt lands a date with the cute musical theatre major he's been pining for over the last few years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,898
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    567
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    3920
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    Jaskier gets a new neighbor in the apartment across the hall, and realizes very quickly that he is so gay for this man.

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    This is a collection of prompts/interconnected one shots about Jaskier and Geralt's relationships as neighbors in the same apartment complex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,354
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
    1285
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    12231

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