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    Jaskier has been cursed. He's not sure why, and he's not sure who by. It was a bit of a laugh in the beginning, but he knows his only way out of it is a witch who'd possibly rather gut him than help him. However, the tales coming out after the battle of Sodden Hill have him thinking she might have learnt a little sympathy for the common man since last he saw her. And besides, she might not even recognise him anymore.

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    The morning after Jaskier’s first wedding, he wakes up with a pounding hangover, naked and drooling all over the shoulder of his best friends’ fiancé.

    Oh fuck, he thinks, noting the glint of a cheap wedding band on his finger, the large block capital writing sprawled on Yennefer’s back that announces ‘JUST MARRIED’ three weeks too early.

    Promptly, he stumbles to the hotel bathroom to throw up.

    -///-

    Or, when Jaskier drunkenly marries his best friend's fiance in Vegas everything in his life gets a hundred times more complicated, not least of all because Jaskier's been pining after said best friend for a decade and a half. If he was going to ruin Geralt's wedding by drunkenly confessing his love to anyone he really didn't think it would be Yennefer and yet...here they are.

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    Jaskier is young, falls in and out of love, more in-love with the idea of love than anything. So when he feels little flutters in his stomach when Geralt happens to walk too close to him, and blushes when he’s kissed, he knows it’s nothing more than infatuation.

    And it’s not like he can tell Geralt, “Geralt, my dear, I have a major crush on you.” When he’d called him his friend, Geralt had been so hesitant; Jaskier is a dumbass but he’s not that stupid to admit that he likes his friend romantically when Geralt scowls at even a hug. And besides, Jaskier is quite sure Geralt doesn’t date. Either way, it doesn’t matter, he’ll find someone else to love.

    Only, he doesn’t.

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    Ciri shelters in a coffee shop to get out of the rain. What happens next may surprise you. (And me. Because we have no idea what's going to happen)

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    A roommate AU, in which Geralt is a sheltered war veteran with PTSD and Jaskier is a bubbly aspiring actor/musician. They don’t get along very well, until they do.

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    “Um,” Jaskier blinked, glancing out at the sea of faces, “how many of you thought me and Geralt were a couple?”

    The hands of every single person in the room flew into the air, playing along to what must have been Jaskier’s attempt at a joke. Of course Jaskier and Geralt were a couple. It was obvious.

    Jaskier let out a little squeaking sound, face suitably flushed, “Oh my god, Yennefer, put your hand down.”

    -///-

    Or, Elena De Stael attends a High School Reunion with Pavetta. During the course of the night, it becomes apparent her high school sweetheart Jaskier is a) dating his best friend Geralt, and b) going to propose to him. The only problem is...well, that ring doesn't seem Geralt's style at all.

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    In which Geralt is a personal security specialist (that's a bodyguard, to you and I), Jaskier is a rockstar (that's a rockstar, to you and I), and an unexpected screwup leads to a whole fake relationship, REAL FEELINGS situation. Nothing goes right for either of them even a single time, except when it does.

    But they get together in the end.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have been together for decades, so of course they act like an old married couple. Unfortunately, people keep assuming that they're together, and it's really cutting into Jaskier’s sex life.

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    “Oh,” Jaskier said, voice a little flat, “You - you gave her your jacket?”

     

    “It’s just a leather jacket,” Geralt responded, Yennefer’s words echoing in his head. He tucked his books under his arm, turning back to Jaskier.

     

    The brunette laughed, but it didn’t sound right, “Yeah, just a stupid jacket.”

     

    Well, it was. It was a jacket he’d gotten for Christmas. It was the jacket he’d given to a stranger on December 3 three years ago, it was a jacket that he wanted Jaskier to love.

     

    But it is just a stupid jacket.

     

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    Or “I am? (you are.) I am. In Geralt’s POV, so, y’all can stop attacking my boy.

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    Jaskier has always known this simple truth: men can't love other men. It doesn't make his feelings for Geralt any easier, but he can manage -- until he finds out that Geralt is not aware of this truth. It haunts him to know that Geralt of Rivia enjoys the company of men, and he doesn't want to consider what it means for his own feelings, until he has to. They can make it work.

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    Jaskier is so sure he knows exactly what Love looks like.

    Except he doesn’t.

    Twice.

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    And then it happened.

    Jaskier looked up and they locked eyes.

    In an instant the world paused. Looking into Jaskier’s eyes was a slap to the face. Jaskier was never very good at hiding how he felt, always wore his emotions on his sleeve for everyone to see. Geralt could see it all, the raw hurt, anger, sadness and a deep resignation that was painful to look at. But there was something else, buried under all of the layers of hurt.

    Hope.

     

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    2 Months after the fight on the mountain, Geralt runs into Jaskier in a tavern. The tensions between them are high as Geralt notices that something dark has been tracing Jaskier.
    Jaskier is in danger.
    The two of them try to work past their feelings to save Jaskier before its too late

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    Modern AU/Songfic based on West Virginia by The Front Bottoms.

    Geralt knows that he's not the best at communicating, and he knows that he needs to apologise. Jaskier deserves the best apology, the prettiest words, and Geralt... can't do that. So, he does the most logical thing instead:

    He hires Jaskier to write it for him.

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    Jaskier has always been odd. Humans are odd. Geralt doesn't think too much of it — until he does, and then he can't stop.

    Jaskier likes to eat raw meat, always covers his hips, sometimes has panic attacks because his skin is too tight, never outright lies, doesn't age, and had the strangest look about him when told Faeries and Changelings don't exist.

    They don't.

    Why does it feel like Geralt is trying to put together a puzzle whilst blindfolded?

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    The title is literally what it is. I have no real explanation.

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    Jaskier just wanted to be a famous bard. Geralt just wanted some peace and quiet and for the world to remain simple. Yennefer just wanted some power. Renfri is a badass. Jaskier is the reluctant Dragonborn, and chaos ensues.

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    Monsters and magic still exist in the world and Detective Inspector Geralt Rivia is a member of a small squad of London Met police officers tasked with keeping them in check. After saving the life of freelance journalist Jaskier, Geralt reluctantly allows him to tag along on cases...

    Between a curious case of a serial murderer who may be under a curse and various monsters loose in London, Geralt gains internet fame through Jaskier's blog. Although Geralt hates the newfound attention, he can't seem to stop himself from falling for his new partner...even if Jaskier never shuts up for a single second.

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    Jaskier’s eyes were a summer day, they were the subtle ocean breeze on burning skin or the gentle shadow of a tree as the sun began to set; or a kiss in the shadow of the summer, just as it came to a close, but long-lasting to where it made you shiver and want more.

    It was something that made no sense, something that was so familiar it became foreign. And I wanted more.

    I stood, leaving my sketchbook in my seat, legs carrying me over to him, he peered up at me. His eyes were curious and full of warmth.

    He reached for me, hands pulling gently at my shirt, I leaned down, allowing him to pull me closer until I could feel his breath fan against my lips. His eyes darted to my lips, then back up to my eyes.

    It was a dangerous lure that pulled me close to him, something that was so addicting and so tempting. I closed the gap between us, our lips pressing together lightly. He sighed into the kiss, hands coming up to lightly entangle themselves in my hair. I pulled him up, hands trailing down his sides and resting on his hips, I needed him closer, always closer.

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    I had this idea bouncing around in my head for like a week, so I wrote it. I have a loose understanding of the fandom, I don't expect this to be very good. It started out as basically porn in my head, but I got more invested in the backstory of the original character I made for this. I was going to have it be a one chapter one-shot, but fate demanded more. So prepare for a tale of bonding, healing, fate, learning to trust again, and perhaps even revenge (with a healthy dose of smut)

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    With a deep chuckle, Geralt began to strip, hands coming to undo his shirt, fingers making quick work of the buttons. Eyes fixated on the way Jaskier trailed a teasing hand to his lips, eyes raking his figure.

    “Enjoying the view?” He teased, hands working on his belt.

    “Definitely,” he groaned out, voice lustful, “You know, this would make great content for a song.”

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    191
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