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Prince Ludwig the Indestructible has almost thwarted the Queen of England… but what happens when her senile maidservant stumbles in on his fit of murderous revenge?
I wrote this because I kinda ship it, and I don’t see many Blackadder works on here either! This is mainly what an alternate ending to S2 E6- “Chains” would look like with this ship.
(For the record: I tried to put “Nursie” as Nurse’s name but my phone wouldn’t stop autocorrecting it to “Nurse” therefore she is called Nurse in this fanfiction.)- Language:
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Lord Pofferoff Adder is entwined in Edmund Blackadder’s life in ways that are fraught with illegality, intrigue – and a powerful sensual charge. Set in an AU Blackadder II.
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There are people in this life that you will love enough that you would give up anything for them. Whether you should give it up is a different matter entirely...
(A reflection on an April Fools' prank that might have gone a teeny, weeny bit too far.)
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Blackadder, banker, scourge of both the City of London and regulators everywhere, had thought that unhinged legal threats would be his main problem today. Thanks to Baldrick's novel, actual-kidnapping-based approach to regulatory capture, however, he's now got a significantly bigger, angrier, weaselly, currently handcuffed to his desk and swearing vengeance, problem.
(And for Darling, the worst day of his life has only just begun...)
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Prince George wants to try group intimacy and suggests he gets some experience from Edmund. But perhaps it was a dream. At least Captain Blackadder hopes it was.
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What a splendid twist of fate. Imagine your sworn nemesis bringing up the next generation of Blackadders.
There is no more war, and no more Edmund, and Kevin Darling must find a way to go on. For Eddy.
An epilogue to the epilogue of "our writers must have lied."
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- Part 2 of The End of the Line
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One day, Blackadder visited Jeff and Bartholomew's Inn...then Lord Flashheart showed up!
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I Don't Know What I'll Do (Without You) by yearano (blackpuffercoat)
Fandoms: Blackadder
10 Jan 2024
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The war is over, Captain Blackadder and Captain Darling must decide what comes next but It's hard to say what you really mean outloud.
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After being presumed dead, Blackadder seizes his chance to escape the trenches, and hopefully avoid ending up actually dead.
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When Edmund Blackadder, bloodied from shrapnel and ears ringing from the shelling, stumbled over Captain Darling's body caught in a tangle of barbed wire, he did not, despite many assurances towards it over the years, laugh, clap, and dance.
Instead, Blackadder took in the dark-wet definitely-not-mud stain spread all over Darling's uniformed chest, the pistol lax in his grip, his unseeing eyes turned up towards the overcast sky, and said, "oh, bloody buggering hell.""Quite," agreed Darling, squinting down at his own corpse; and, despite the unfortunate circumstances, took great pleasure in hearing Blackadder scream like a little girl.
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Ebenezer Blackadder and Mr. Baldrick get their Merry Messy Christmas, at last.
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The past is over, and the future's unclear. Particularly after two unrelated, but equally unsuccessful, schemes blew up in Blackadder's face. In a moonlight flit to escape the consequences of said blow-up, two cowards fled England together. An important question faces them: now what?
The answer, after a pile of old rocks, typhoons, a bit of light treason, some glorious Chicago weather, and an earthquake, turns out to be, of course, Hollywood.
(It also turns out that the most important thing is that they're doing it together this time.)
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- Part 4 of A Bowl of Warm Air
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Blackadder makes an exhibition of himself as he gets very drunk, very happy, and very confident at a party Prince George holds. Pushing a Japanese soprano thoroughly off her perch, he performs rather brilliantly, but is deeply ashamed in the morning. Since discovering the butler's talents, Baldrick and Prince George to do their best to manipulate the Butler's talents. Blackadder fights fire with fire.
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After rather successfully blowing up his own life, Kevin Darling is left picking up the pieces. Perhaps he can construct something better from them this time around. But it's hard to build a future when the past is still unfinished business. As is whatever grand scheme that Blackadder's left on the boil for so long...
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- Part 3 of A Bowl of Warm Air
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Edmund Blackadder's never been a man prone to granting favours, but when two cowards are stuck together on no-man's land (and he can't get Darling to sod off), he doesn't have much of a choice. He'll bury the hatchet to survive, as odious as Darling might be. After all, it's not like they would ever be friends...even if a truce proves to be much, much more useful than he ever expected.
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- Part 2 of A Bowl of Warm Air
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Blackadder is left to deal with the fall-out of one of Lord Flashheart's lovers, a lonely songstress from Ukraine, suffers heart failure. Within introspection, as Blackadder reflects there is no one to ask for the dead woman, he realizes there is nearly no one to ask for him, or for Flashheart, either.
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Kevin Darling got what he wanted: to survive, to return home, to forget the whole mess, and marry Doris. Yes, it was exactly what he wanted. So why does it feel so stifling? Why does he feel like he's made a wrong turn somewhere? And why, exactly, after their paths unexpectedly cross after six years, has he let Edmund bloody Blackadder waltz straight back into his life?
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- Part 1 of A Bowl of Warm Air
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Blackadder discovers Lord Flashheart interfering in Prince George's family affairs, especially where freeloading German brother-in-laws are concerned, but Blackadder is more concerned with the other rumors that are going around town, rumors that concern he and Lord Flashheart on a more common ground that was legal. In Blackadder's to quash the situation only makes it rather more sensual...
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St. Fandom Academy by ChloboShoka
Fandoms: Blackadder, Little Britain, Naruto, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), South Park, Paddington Bear - Michael Bond, Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Loveless (Anime & Manga), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Beyblade, Digimon Adventure Zero Two | Digimon Adventure 02, Bleach (Anime & Manga), 賭ケグルイ | Kakegurui (Anime & Manga), Azumanga Daioh, Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series
08 Nov 2023
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After upsetting Celebi, capitalist banker, Edmund Blackadder, is transported to St. Fandom Academy in Ilex Forest. Edmund must take over the school so he and his sidekick, Baldrick can return to their rightful dimension. As well as teaching history, Blackadder is eventually assigned to be the homeschool teacher of Class D, which includes notorious students such as Eric Cartman, Ash Ketchum, and Vicky Pollard.
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Blackadder is invited to the opening night of a restaurant and ballroom opened by Baldrick's in-laws in London, and then by extension, to spend Christmas with them. The fairly straight-forward request could not be responded simply; Blackadder has Prince George to worry about. There is no one else to look after him, he would not dare disgrace Baldrick's in-laws by taking Prince George with him for Christmas, so, there is only one solution. The gun-toting, sword-wielding, and coconut-scented Mrs. Baldrick must be trusted to persuade the Prince to give Blackadder some seasonal freedom without making a sticky situation. Who hard can it be? Much harder, Blackadder realizes, as it is to spend Christmas with a married woman he is still in love with
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- Part 3 of The Indian Collection
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