17 Works in Blasto
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Ghost in the Flesh by Redcoat_Officer
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS (Cartoon)
16 Jan 2021
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Sonnie was riding the high of victory when she was betrayed and killed. But you can't kill an empty husk, and her revenge was swift and merciless. It was after this second victory that she disappeared, dosed and dumped onto an unfamiliar world.
Lost and abandoned, she will find a home with a group of superpowered mercenaries as they struggle to find the truth of their origins. On the search, Sonnie might discover some truths of her own.
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I Wanna Be The Eldritch Horror [Worm CYOA/SI] by Minds_of_Shadow
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
08 Aug 2020
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So you wake up strapped down in the center of a massacre by the Slaughterhouse 9. Bad News. You wake up with with some extremely overpowered abilities. Good News. Hit the ground running.
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Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.
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The Far Edge of Dawn by Aethersprite
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Mass Effect Trilogy
06 Jun 2020
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Born outside the flotilla, quarian Mirza’Shal nar Tasi dreams of one day earning acceptance by presenting a pilgrimage gift he thinks no captain would be able to refuse: space station Omega, with its army of mercenaries. A long shot, he knows, for a lowly smuggler like himself. But something about his dreams of a woman sleeping on a throne of stone, an eerie bow cradled in her arms, leads him to believe that maybe it isn’t as impossible as he first thought.
Byleth just wants to know who to blame for Agarthan architecture trends coming into style.
(Or, the reincarnation AU where Claude becomes a space outlaw to save the galaxy and drags everyone else into his nonsense, too.)
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Liara discovers Sheppard's Christmas obsession and learns that there's a "Blasto Saves Christmas Director's Cut."
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A young man bound for the Birdcage for his own safety is instead hurled into a parallel universe alongside two notorious villains, where he must take advantage of this second chance to start a new life.
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Joker and Shepard have a much needed movie night since she missed a lot when she was dead, unfortunately the movie he chooses is not one she would have picked out for herself, but she won't deny him what he wants, After reclaiming something from the past and needing to get her mind off it...
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- Part 14 of A little bit of Shenko Paradise
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Don't Tell The Bride is a reality television show in which 'the groom must choose every detail of his wedding, from venue to cake to wedding dress.' FemShep and Samara are getting married. FemShep is clueless. The crew are unhelpful.
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John Shepard is a small time newspaper owner and is looking for a new roommate after helping his best friend, Garrus, move into his girlfriend's place. He interviews potential candidates and it just so happens one of them turns out to be an attractive firefighter named Kaidan Alenko. Will they give in to their undeniable attraction to one another or will Kaidan's wife extinguish the spark before it has a chance to catch fire?
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The Morrigan Way by PurpleMoon3 for Nemi_Thine
Fandoms: The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Worm - Wildbow
29 Dec 2015
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Harry Dresden is certain he has the weirdest afterlife possible. Being turned into a four year old with crystal, wing-like growths was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Home Away from Home (Burn Down the Sky/Feels Like Home crossover) by jupiter_james for Ltleflrt
Fandoms: Mass Effect
16 Nov 2015
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A Burn Down the Sky/Feels Like Home crossover fic. A year after his infamous one night stand, John Matthew Shepard has overcome his agoraphobia enough to visit Virmire. There he gets reacquainted with his firefighter fling, and also Ianto's new boyfriend, firefighter Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko.
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Oh no! The supergenius bomb tinker Bakuda has been trapped in an endless recursion of time! But don't despair, boys and girls! Blasting out of a piddling temporal anomaly will be child's play for the most explosive woman in the world! How hard could it be?
This is a totally insane humor crack fic, completely unlike my other long stories.
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This is what happens when you get a cranky proofreader working on your slow burn ficcy and they complain that your OTP doesn't actually see any action. Enter the PWP dragon at your own risk. Go easy on me, this is the first scene I've ever written, let alone between my two favorite boys. Many thanks to AndyAO3 and bagog for the encouragement to post it. ^__^
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- Part 2 of the Normandy Standard of Normal
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Prospit Nights by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck, Portal (Video Game), Sam & Max, Mass Effect, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dead Poets Society (1989), Red Dead Redemption, BioShock, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII, Halo, L.A. Noire, Doctor Who, Attack on Titan, Transformers, Plants vs Zombies
13 Feb 2014
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A normal session of Sburb is interrupted rudely by a time-travelling meta demon from France, and Andrew Hussie tries to take over the narrative. Some people come back from the future, every character dies multiple times, a glacier enters the time vortex, and Prospit is massively mistreated. Also, probably some other stuff. I sure as hell don't know. Just read the story yu o piece of sh it.
Terry isn't actually a co-writer. I have no idea who Terry is. I accidentally added him to the co-author list and now I can't remove him. Oh well, just another carriage to add to this trainwreck. The real authors are Terry Bull and Ike Nathan Taylor Wright. Fuck yes.
The formatting is terrible on this site. It you like, there's a mirror here with the correct formatting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nSh1Vsvnvgh6uP0tqss50n5MQsFMUm2Sq5vQ5D3xfQM
Perhaps I'll correct the formatting on here at some point also. Who knows? Anyway, I'd post comments on this site for convenience either way. -
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When the Normandy's Captain refused to believe Shepard's story about the Prothean beacon, she stole the Normandy and went rogue. Two years later Commander Alenko's ship is waylaid by pirates.
Archive of old prompt from the Mass Effect Kink Meme
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When Shepard invites Garrus to yet another event honoring Blasto, Garrus finds it hard to keep his attention on the actual ceremony.
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Bad puns. Missed opportunities. Choose your own Blastoventure. Crowthis on tumblr wanted to see first-game Kaidan with a monster crush and a totally oblivious Shepard, and this awkwardness came out of it. It’d been fourteen years since the last time, but the symptoms were the same. Tight chest. Racing heart. Unsteady hands and a blind-spot about a mile wide.