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    John has come down with the flu and Sherlock tries his best to take excellent care of him. Problems arises and Greg steps in, so does Mycroft. In the middle of it all there is John. And being a doctor doesn't help the situation at all.

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    Maggie gets captured by a mysterious villains who wants, really badly, to get back at Alex for something. Unfortunately, Maggie isn't given much of a choice but to help this villain get at her ex through vile means.

    Major edits to chapter 1.

    Will clean up the chapters before posting the last.

    If you share this, give proper warnings to people, don't try to lure and trap people with this thing. It's a dark story and I want people who read it to be ready for it.

    I don't hate any ships or character, I just had an idea of how a villain would do something and wrote it out.

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    One day, The Russian Fairy kidnaps The Hero of Kazakhstan instead. Turnabout is fair play, right?

    It doesn't go according to plan.

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    Lan Wangji does not fart. Ever.

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    Note change in rating/warming. Rating upgrade is for violence.

    Mad Max and Wonder Woman crossover fic: Furiosa and the other Citadel survivors are making do the best they can in the their first hundred days in power. Things seem to be going well, so well that tales of their work in building a better Wasteland reach familiar figures from Furiosa's childhood, one she thought was dead, and one she thought was just a myth. Given how much Furiosa has struggled just to survive, she would have thought she would embrace having someone with super powers on her side, but questions like, "Who killed the World," are about to become much more complicated.

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    Based on the prompt “Why are you shaking?”

    Set during "The Jazzaguy." David and Stevie's experiences with the lovers' curry.

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    Little snapshots of Harry and Jeff's life with their family.

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    Fate doesn’t enjoy being thwarted, but sometimes that's just how things go when free will is involved. That’s okay; there’s always a backup plan for when soulmates miss a connection.

     

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    Alternate Universe - Soulmates
    Soulmates
    Bodyswap
    Missed Connection
    Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

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    It takes a lot to humiliate an ex-Delta.

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    With all of the dumpster diving Mac does with his improvised solutions, he's bound to pick up some kind of gross cooties sooner or later.

    Set circa 2016 - canon compliant

    **The warning is for bodily functions related to rotavirus, but it's not even remotely graphic - it's only implied that they happen due to the nature of beast.

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    Sam and Dean hunt a mysterious, unknown creature for a missing persons case in Indiana. Things don't go well for Dean when they split up, and he happens upon the creature's web. Spoiler: the creature is Cas.

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    Joker decides to make Halloween interesting this year for Gotham

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    Furiosa has always been terrible at dying. She never planned on living to see the Citadel again, let alone finding herself the defacto ruler. Sure, the girls are helping where they can, but the Citadel just isn't ready for them. Even worse, with her injuries slowing her down, Furiosa's past finally catches up to her.

    Cheedo knows she came back different, but that doesn't mean she knows who this new person is.

    Maybe if Capable buries herself in her new work, she can bury her grief as well.

    Meanwhile, Max resumes his wandering with old and new ghosts in tow.

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    Datura Metel, also known as the Devil's Trumpet, sprouts pleasantly scented flowers in colors ranging from cream to violet. Despite its beautiful appearance, all parts of the plant are toxic. The principal toxic element, tropane alkaloids, can cause flushed skin, hallucinations, and even a coma…

    Eli and Thrawn’s relationship had formed from necessity, yet with nurturing and time bloomed into something much more beautiful. Under the oppression of the Empire, however, lovely things tend to wilt away into a shell of their former selves.

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    "Harry was young, and Nick was younger. Harry was nineteen and Nick had felt it. Rushing through their days together in a stream of near-constant texting, selfies, inside jokes. Breakfasts morphing into boozy brunches, spending afternoons acquainting themselves with London and with one another."

    Nick's drunk, and he can't avoid his feelings forever. Set in 2013 and 2019.

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    Arthur discovers that he can only tie with his Soulmate and no one else. Merlin discovers that he has a destiny in Camelot, and that he needs to find and tie with his Soulmate before any other alpha tries to stick their knot in. There's also something going on between Leon and Morgana. Could it really be love, or is there more than meets the eye?

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    Unbeknownst to even their own kind, some werewolves fall prey to an estrus that nearly drives them insane. Peter is one of these unlucky few, but luckily for him he has no qualms about lying with a male to get through it without the fear of pregnancy. Peter is also wrong and Destiny probably should have been more clear when she taught him the things she knew.

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    Your life in Sandover Village has been perfect ever since Jak and Keira arrived, making you NOT the only child around. Jak is your best friend, and Keira is cool too, even if she does bore you with all that technobabble of hers. But, as with all things, childhood doesn't last forever. Things change and, no matter how much you wish it wouldn't, time marches on.

    Yet, unbeknownst to either you, Jak, or even Keira, Samos knows of a future, and he is left to wonder why there is a girl named Daxter.

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    Aidan isn't feeling well, but doesn't have any time to rest. Dean is not amused.

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