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    A boy and a girl have been meeting – coincidentally – for seven summers. While they pretty much hate one another most of the year, for those secret summer moments, they manage to see each other in a different light. But will that be enough to bring them together?

    A Dramione story about growing up and changing perspective, told along - and in-between - the lines of canon.

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    Hermione is incensed by sexist advice shared at work, but Draco makes her feel better - many times over.

     

    'You know,' Draco said between licks and kisses, his muffled timbre resonating through her body, 'If we're talking about the real answer to life, the universe, and everything, I might have an idea what it actually entails.'

     

    Originally written for the SD Valentine's Fest 2019.

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    A large-scale fandom project to completely rewrite every song from the rock opera RENT as featuring Good Omens characters.

    As the writing team of this work, we seek to combine two much beloved worlds, while still respecting the serious subject matter of the musical by transposing its themes onto angels and demons as a metaphor for complete isolation from humanity.

    A group of immortals—including God Herself, having been overthrown—in London’s Soho live in poverty as the result of a 4,000-year diaspora which started when humans attacked and destroyed Heaven and Hell. Now occult and ethereal together must struggle to survive, make art, find love, and navigate the mysterious illness ravaging their community.

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    ‘Mhhhh… I see you’re about to discover the pleasures of prostate stimulation.’ Granger eyed the butt plug in Draco’s hands approvingly. She glanced at the several other anal toys he’d already selected. ‘Good choice. Although I was under the impression that Blaise had tasked you with learning about female pleasure.’ She arched an eyebrow and grinned playfully. ‘But I do enjoy the ones you have there,’ and she pointed at the neon green anal toy in his hands.

    Draco's head felt suddenly very light. You do?’ was all he managed to get out and woodenly dropped the toys into his basket.


    Because of a lost bet, Draco is made to visit a muggle sex shop where he encounters a certain brunette witch, shopping for supplies... Deeply shaken by the encounter, his nights are haunted by several strange and very sexy dreams. Can he make sense of it all? And what is Granger's role in all of this? Sex Ed/ Sex Magic / Porn with Plot.

    *** Nominated for Favourite Fluff in the Beyond the Book Fanfiction Nook Summer Awards 2018 ***

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    Chapters:
    7/9
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    Hermione and Draco invite their friends for a shared night of fun. And pleasure.

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    English
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    2/3
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    Hermione barely registered Harry calling out after her, so when she rushed out, deep in thought, she smacked straight into the tall person standing just outside the door.
     
    ‘Careful there, Granger,’ someone with a pleasant baritone said, chuckling under his breath. ‘No need to hit on me.’  

    Hermione’s head snapped up. The pointy face of Draco Malfoy looked down on her, something like humour brightening his pale eyes. She raised her chin, ignoring the heat in her cheeks. ‘Don’t flatter yourself, Malfoy.’


    These past weeks, the London Muggle casinos have seen unprecedented losses. When Number 10 gets concerned and starts pressuring the Ministry of Magic, the D.M.L.E. tasks Hermione Granger with investigating the poshest of them all, Les Ambassadeurs.

    Is it all just an un-lucky streak or might be magic to blame? And why does she keep running into Draco bloody Malfoy at the most unfortunate of times?


    Written for the Dramione Fanfiction Writers Birthday GoGo Fest.

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    4/4
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    "Harry was not at all ashamed that he enjoyed these almost-threeways. On the contrary. He couldn’t quite decide what turned him on more; Ginny becoming hornier and hornier from two cocks buried balls-deep inside of her, or the sensation of another phallus rubbing against him where he was most sensitive."

    Harry and Ginny discover their taste for a third party in their bedroom. It doesn't take long until Blaise Zabini becomes part of that equation.

    Please heed the tags.

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    Aziraphale has been aware of humanity's propensity for contradicting itself since the very beginning. It was, he thought, just another element of the Ineffable Plan, and so he kept this knowledge in the back of his mind the way one might leave an old textbook to collect dust on a high shelf. A book which one may never think to open again, but still lingered in the mind as an intrinsic part to an overall confounding learning experience.

    In 1870 he is reminded of this frustrating ineffability by an unusual newspaper headline, and the angel falters.

    Mid-Victorian Attitudes and the Case of Boulton and Park, as remembered and ruminated on by A. Z. Fell.

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    After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren't talking. But a film's a film and Jensen could really use the money.

    Or the one where Jensen hates Jared a lot but his contract says he needs to be nice.

    (previously posted under sometimesophie on LJ)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    It was difficult being a monkey raised by humans. Mummy and Daddy didn't really understand him, but that was their fault, not Leo’s. They’d been given a monkey as a child, so they should learn how to raise a monkey, and not try to turn him into a boy. He didn’t understand why it was so important that he act like a human. Leo wasn’t a human. He was a monkey.

    WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Ableism, Ableist Language, Bullying, brief mentions of Fitz's dad smacking him

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    47
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    "Isn't that what your father used to say to you? Not enough? Not smart enough?"

    Leopold Fitz was ten-years-old and not a very clever boy at all. He knew this because his father told him so, all the time.

    WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Verbal Abuse, Ableism, Ableist Language (including the R-word), Swearing, Mild Self-Injury (hitting self in the head)

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    "Please list your immediate family."
    "Just me and my mum."

    Five-year-old Leopold wants to know about his Da.

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    1/1
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    49
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    3
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    "Well, my mum always said that you shouldn't be afraid because it's just like the way life was before you were born... which wasn't that bad, was it?"

    After his Nana dies, Leo has some questions for his Mummy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Being stranded in the States with a bunch of Muggles after the world ends via a horde of flesh eating reanimated corpses was not how Harry had planned to spend his summer.

    Such an original title, i cry at its brilliance...

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    1/?
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    43
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    "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." -Lilo and Stitch

    This fic explores the Team as Family dynamics in a non-sexual age play setting starting after episode 2x19. Originally titled Brotherly Love. Rated for language.

    I had the tags nice and organized, but then it changed the order when I posted. I don't know why.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    John puts two of his non-bloodied fingers on the junction of the boy's jaw and neck. There's a pulse. Faint. Tremoring. Spaced apart. But it's there. He could almost whoop. "Oh God," He sighs out, not aware he's avoiding a question. "He's got a pulse. He's breathing." A gasping breath, a quieter voice. "He's breathing."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    26
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    5
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    Little Harry's weekend with Mummy Hermione, Daddy Ron, and Auntie Luna.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    8
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    152
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    18
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    “Oh, dating. Romance. Ridiculous,” Sherlock snapped. “Asking you to have coffee,” he spat the word, “would have been pure prevarication, given my intentions. Massive waste of time. I’m not interested in playing out some meaningless script of conventional courtship.” Sherlock drew even closer, too close, until his voice grated in Molly’s ear. “I am interested in holding you down and doing incredibly filthy things to you. And making you enjoy every moment of it.”

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    It was only a few weeks after their first meeting, but in that cloud suspended in the metal atmosphere of Felix's car, it felt so much longer. It was all disconnected from everything else, from the streets of Storybrooke and from their daily lives. And it was almost another world, one without responsibilities or having to grow up.

    But because that cloud gave them a disconnect from the real world, it was so easy to get carried away.

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    English
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    19,354
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
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    101
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    17
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    As a terrifying new epidemic sweeps the planet, killing millions and bringing millions more back from the dead, it’s all John can do to keep Harry and himself safe, all he can do to cling to life and sanity as the world crumbles around them – while, on the other side of the globe, a certain consulting detective abandons everything he’s worked for in a desperate bid to return home.

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    English
    Words:
    78,736
    Chapters:
    47/47
    Comments:
    338
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    12856

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