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    "You're getting simultaneously cockblocked and set up by a magical unicorn," he finally says, and then Nicke sighs and rubs at his temples because somehow Andre always, always manages to zig where others zag.

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    "You're not even Sid anymore..." Geno said absently. "You're just bones."

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    TJ’s riding the high of winning a Stanley Cup Final Game, before John’s hand comes down hard on his shoulder, gripping him tight through his pads. He knows what that hold means, what it means when John’s fingers dig into the soft spot just next to his armpit through the gap in his pads.

    “You’re lucky we won,” John murmurs in his ear, hot breath fanning over TJ's neck.

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    The unglamorous fact of the matter is that lifeguarding, particularly at a community swimming pool, is much less about the dramatic rescues and slo-mo dives into the water that Baywatch has tricked people into believing, and much more about janitorial work that's either tedious or gross, spiked with the occasional scraped knee or elbowed nose or no-holds-barred ice cream vendor death-match in the parking lot.

    (Or, Karl's in love with his best friend, all the local community pools in the Metropolitan county are at prank-war with each other, and also there are ducks.)

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    Podfic of the first story of the Kneeling, Collaring, and the NHL series by Flitterflutterfly.

    American tradition wasn’t what Geno was used to.

    “But I thought,” Geno swallowed. “Americans you just push and they-”

    “Okay,” Flower cut him off. “First off, Sidney is Canadian. Second, you obviously have been to too many bars and seen not enough romantic movies."

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    Mike's got a crush on this guy who picks up print orders for a marketing company. Tom's got a crush on this guy who picks up coffee for eight people every work day. André would complain about running all the errands for his office, but -- well, I think you get the picture.

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    I Arranged the Menu, the Venue, the Seating: a post-Sochi team-affirming gangbang directed by Sidney Crosby.

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    Half of the white hairs on Nicky's head are Alex's fault. (The other half are Haley's, and he's sure there's a metaphor somewhere in that, but for his own sanity, he isn't looking too closely.)

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    Alex knows it's a bad idea. Zhenya has told him multiple times that Crosby is a grouch after losses. But he has to see him, has to hear his voice again.

    He goes to the hotel the Pens are staying at, uses the key card he borrowed from the pretty lady at the front desk, finds Sidney's room and waits.

    "I love you." He whispers as Sidney opens the door.

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    5/?
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    18
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    39
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    5
    Hits:
    1900
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    Prompt: Team gangbang after Geno arrives in Pittsburgh. The Penguins want to make him feel welcome and show him they are grateful he came. Gonch helps direct and make sure Geno likes everything that is happening.

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    7
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    384
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    Brooks is the new player of the Caps, he thought that maybe it's will be all new to be with the Caps, but something between Ovi/Nicky let him remind of Pens.

    Taken from a prompt "A new player for the Caps figuring out that Nicky and Ovi are couple. "

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    1/1
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    Wilson is having a run of bad luck and Ovechkin shows him how to break it.

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    “The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.” ― Banksy, Wall and Piece

    The winds are changing. Who's ready for it?

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    "Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?" Nicky pleads, looking up at him with puppy dog eyes.

     

    Brooksie chuckles, this is way to much fun. "You'll all meet him tonight, after the Penguins game. He'll come over, it's gonna be great."

    He's a fucking genius.

    In which Brooksie is a pathetic, sexual frustrated, and admittedly lonely troll who pulls the "perfect" prank, Nisky is a dick (sorry about that), and Nicky just wants to know who his damn boyfriend is.

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    9
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Brooks Orpik's contract is bad for a reason. He might be a Washington Capital on paper, but behind the scenes, he's on an important mission for Pittsburgh. He'll spy on the Caps and communicate secret messages to the Pens via strategically chosen clothing brands. He'll work to keep them out of the playoffs by screening Holtby and creating bad turnovers in his own zone. He'll fall in love with Alex Ovechkin… Oh. Wait. Whoops?

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    1/1
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    18
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    90
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    Language:
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    1/1
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    3
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    11
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    2
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    391
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    Sidney blinks a few times, willing the tears away, "What are you doing here Cris?"

    Desperation and hope shine bright through Cris's eyes, "I love you and I - I want this to work."

     "We've tried to make it work, but it can't - we can't."

    (Forbidden by Life a.k.a. Forbidden)

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    2/?
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    26
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    1
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    "Does it have anything to do with the pictures?" a burnett from CBS.

    "Excuse me?"

    "Pictures have spread all over Twitter of you sitting in a bar kissing another man before abruptly leaving." Brady (who Sidney has met before from CNN) raises an eyebrow following his statement. "Does this mean you're a homosexual?"

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    49,783
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
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    123
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    29
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    11179
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    Geno and Alex are foreign exchange students to Shattuck-Saint Mary's, sent to be stars on the school's hockey team. A team where the famous Sidney Crosby is the team's sole captain.
    So what happens when Sid catches Geno's eye, but the Canadian loner wants nothing to do with the freshly popular Russian?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,873
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    4
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1654
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    Geno has always found Sidney attractive, who doesn't? But this shows a different side of his captain he never thought he'd see.

    Language:
    English
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    2,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3061

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