8 Works in Bryan Ferry

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    In "Party", Howard said he was ten years older than Vince. The simple premise to this story: what if they really did have a ten year age gap? And then, just to make the thought experiment a little more interesting: what if it was ordained that at least one of them had to be at school when they met?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Eddie gets fucking wrecked.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    It's time for seven-year-old Vince to start school, but his guardian Bryan Ferry is worried about how the unusual child will adjust after growing up alone in the forest (actually, an estate in South Africa). Vince needs a friend, Bryan thinks, and maybe a bodyguard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    41
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    Vince accidentally drinks a potion that makes him forget everything, including himself and Howard. Howard has to help him piece himself back together.

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    Howard awoke to Vince screaming.

    His eyes flew open like the shades on a house. He was already half across the room before he even knew he was awake.

    “Vince? Vince? What is it?”

    Vince huddled in the corner where his bed was pushed against the wall. He looked confused and terrified. He hugged his legs to his chest. His eyes kept darting between Howard and the door. His large eyes grew even larger as Howard got closer and his window for escape closed.

    “Vince! What’s the matter?”

    “Who’re you? Where am I?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,696
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    466
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    In a world of magic mirrors, wayward magic, nymphs, and personified seasons can Howard face an adventure alone, in to the wilds, to find his Vince? What will he sacrifice, what will he gain? Will he ever be brave enough to face the Snow Queen?
    - written in the style of the original fairytale but with several changes and added booshiness. Now complete! Thank you for reading -

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,634
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    515
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    plot: andy and eddie go joy riding and crash bryan's car into robert fripp's house, they panic and come up with a harebrained scheme to blame it on john wetton whose alibi is shaky at best as he is busy trying to cover up the fact he's been secretly indulging some of his own private pleasures

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    61
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    Vince puts in place a crazy scheme to raise the profile of The Mighty Boosh. The trouble is he didn't tell Howard about it first ... How will a post-chokes Howard deal with the surprising news that he's now in a romantic relationship with his fake boyfriend, Vince? And just how far is Vince willing to take this?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,709
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1197
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    Bryan Ferry goes to a party with an old friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    34

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