1 - 20 of 1127 Works in Calliope (Homestuck)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Alchemy is confusing.
    That’s sort of a given; it’s alchemy, working off of bullshit Sburb mechanics. Of course it won’t make any sense!
    All John wanted to do was make some cat food. There’s been a stray wandering the neighborhood, and he figured it couldn’t hurt to just try and mix up a few cat-related things with a few food-related things to make something vaguely resembling cat food.
    What’s the worst that could happen?
    Well, he surely didn’t get cat food. And, as it turns out, adding a third alchemy ingredient is a really bad idea. So is standing on the platform during the alchemization.
    Now, not only has the Heir of Breath joined his ectobiological sister in being an animal-person, but he’s become a catgirl instead of a catboy.

    --Or, in which John turns into a catgirl, and then deals with all of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,271
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    81
  2. Tags
    Summary

    A Homestuck drabble collection, usually based on either gifts/requests or character/ship weeks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,280
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    17
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,819
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    543
    Kudos:
    949
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    19506
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is JUNE EGBERT, and you are dying. You are unsure what the exact cause of it is, and you're too afraid to talk to your friends about this for fear of undoing everything you've been working so hard for.

    AKA: June Egbert has a very emotional week.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,067
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    819
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The world will end, its an inevitably.
    ....Or is it?
    Probably, but a demon (once human) and a principality (once a cherub) are still determined to stop armageddon.

     

     

    Just a good omens au I'm working on for fun ^^ (more than one chapter but i don't know that it will show 1/? because when i preview it it shows 1/1 akdjskfkkdkckdkf)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    68
  6. Tags
    Summary

    While in lockdown, Jane Crocker attempts to teach all her friends how to cook.
    It goes about as horribly as you’d expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Roxy, Calliope, and Jane all go to a mall cosplaying Nagito, Sans, and Chiaki (respectively). Chaos ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    386
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    5
  8. Tags
    Summary

    One day, the short but muscular tattoo artist Nepeta Leijon wondered into a flower shop. While in the shop she sees a pretty girl putting away different flowers. Nepeta wants to talk to her, but doesn't know how.

    Nepeta seeks help from her friends. They think she might have caught a case of love at first sight. Nepeta doesn't want that to be the case. Last time she felt love at first sight it didn't end well.

    Will Nepeta every let herself be open to a new relationship with the florist? Or will she forever be stuck on her past relationship?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,184
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    36
  9. Tags
    Summary

    At a party he doesn't want to be at, Dirk Strider runs into an old flame. What starts as an awkward conversation between a hermit and an elite socialite turns into a question of what it means to hurt, what it means to be normal, and what the hell is wrong with them.

    Jake breathes out a weird golden fog every time he lies. Their good friends have become heartless corporate machines. And Dirk can't stop getting these awful headaches, and flashes of memories that shouldn't be his.

    ("Pre-epilogue" Dirkjake hurt/comfort. Exploring Dirk and Jake's respective powers and postgame situation. They deserve to heal)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,839
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1926
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Its been almost six years since they escaped the Game and reformed the World, where they now live and rule as Gods. Each in their own, unique way. Jane has spent that time building up Her recreation of her childhood dream Job, CEO of Crockercrop. Its everything she used to want growing up, where she always knew she was going to be, always looked forward to as a kid. (So why isn't she happy?)

    Or, Jane grapples with growing up, re evaluates her priorities and realizes what she wanted as a kid doesn't always translates so well as an adult.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,040
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    47
  11. Tags
    Summary

    This is probably the weirdest way that anyone has ever discovered that they're trans.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,811
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1314
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Jake English, you are a college student, though you couldn't put a finger on what exactly you're studying, as it changes every chance you can rechoose a course. Currently, you are majoring in the ‘Inventions and Ideas’ course at Skaia university. You have a part-time career as a figure model, as well as helping out at your grandmother's botanical shop every chance you get. And you just fell in love

     


    Your name is Dirk Strider, you study robotics and art at Skia University. You spend your free time practicing your skills with music, art, and robots. You do robotic, sewing, and art-related commissions for your job as well as starting to publish music and on top of it all you run a blog. And you just fell in love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
  13. Tags
    Summary

    "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
    The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
    Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d...

    "Eloisa to Abelard" by Alexander Pope

    The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind AU, or what I'd like to call it: "Mom says it's Dirk's turn to have a brain ghost of the guy he likes but can't seem to communicate with."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,128
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    133
  14. Tags
    Summary

    In an AU where the Alpha Kids are all 15 by the year 2021, Pesterchum isn't the only (and far from the best) online chat app out there. This is the story of their first meeting -- in a Discord chatroom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,164
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    240
  15. Tags
    Summary

    It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.

    Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.

    Act 2 of Beyond the Archive. Can be read as a standalone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,243
    Chapters:
    4/22
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1125
  16. Tags
    Summary

    In an alternate universe taking place before the epilogues and homestuck 2 where nothing I don't want to happen has happened, on a post-game earth C a strange contagious condition appears that turns people into huge MILFs. I have at least four other chapters in this series planned but there is likely to be more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,173
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1789
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Four kids play a game (not that one) Part Two: Let's kick things into alpha gear! Alternatively titled: FIGHTING THE ENDER DRAGON AT A REASONABLE TIME ON A SCHOOL NIGHT??!! (not clickbait) (gone wrong)

    its another minecraft fic with more talking than actual minecraft gameplay. but with the alpha kids this time. they fight the ender dragon. and it goes wrong. not really a sequel 2 breeding lilacs, it just uses a similar story formula.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    30
  18. Tags
    Summary

    At 9:32 on a beautiful Sunday morning, a young woman is found in her Chicago apartment dead as a doornail. The time of death is unknown and the cause is ruled a suicide. The funeral is meant to be a quiet, solemn little event, but much to the horror of those come to pay their respects, the casket is empty. A thorough investigation is launched, although perhaps not thorough enough. Aradia Megido's body has disappeared.

    Elsewhere, at around the same time, a young man wearing an objectively stupid pair of sunglasses stands over a freshly dug grave, shovel in hand. He checks his watch. Nods impassively. He's right on time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,046
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    91
  19. Tags
    Summary

    They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    226,556
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    371
    Kudos:
    543
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    10408
  20. Tags
    Summary

    After escaping from his abusive home, Dave moves to New York with the rest of his family. There, he helps them run their coffeehouse. Turns out, working there is easier said than done. Especially when an employee with the name "Karkat" captivates his attention.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,372
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    923

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation