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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can go to Acme Looniversity where he meets Buster, Babs, and Plucky.

    Look inside for more details.

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    30/?
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    Hannibal has everything under perfect control, as he always does. Or so he thinks. He certainly doesn't need anyone in his life to see him in his entirety, not until he had the great misfortune to be enticed into the ocean of Will Graham's eyes.

    Certainly not even Will Graham could accept him as he was, even if he sees.

    He was unaware of how wrong he could be. Will has his own demons that come to play. Maybe if he simply asked they could play nicely with Hannibal's darkness, just perhaps.

    Set during Season 1

    Alternate Timeline, Canon Divergent, Dark!Will

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    17,458
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    23
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    Mick Mars, America's most renowned detective bas spent years dissecting the ever developing case of Dr. Lee, America's most infamous serial killer. Who knows what the doctor has in store for him? Love is certainly not what Mars expected

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    6,534
    Chapters:
    3/48
    Comments:
    5
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    7
    Hits:
    93
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    Molly and Walter are gone for the weekend, leaving Will and the dogs home alone.
    Will is ready to have a quiet uneventful couple of days by himself.
    But someone else might have different plans.

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    11,568
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1104
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    Izuku Midoriya wasn't like other children. He tended to focus more diligently on academics than his peers, usually being first with his hand in the air when teachers asked questions. Not that they usually picked him despite being the top student in class. He also had a mumbling habit and tended to stare at people while scribbling in notebooks. It was unsettling and didn't earn him any friends. But the most troubling and off-putting part about him was that he had died when he was seven.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    116
    Hits:
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    Freshly released from the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will Graham could do a lot of things. For example, he could go home and play with his dogs. That would be the most rational thing normal people would do.

    Instead, he decided to chop his hand and give it to Hannibal Lecter as a snack.

    Or: Will Graham has the ability to regenerate every part of his body and now he may be falling in his own honeytrap as he takes his seduction further. Because what’s a better way to lure a cannibal than asking him if he wants to eat your ass?

    OR: Season 2 but with more cannibalism, more murder, more bad puns and thank god, some resolved sexual tension. Also called “the fic that started as a monsterfucking porn then became a crack fic then it grew plot and turned serious.”

    [Finished]

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
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    277
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    4852
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    Will Graham is a troubled 12-year-old boy, thrown about by the foster care system into seventh grade a boarding school -- and into the domain of Hannibal Lecter. A bond forms through trauma and love, so twisted that the boy can barely hope to navigate it.

    UPDATES:
    -Act 1 (ch.1-28) complete! Hannibal and Will meet, secrets growing slowly until a horrible accident occurs. As Will seeks to recover, Hannibal seeks more control.
    -Act 2 (ch.29+) in progress! Below the surface, something dark churns. Will manages school life better than ever, but the past still haunts him, and the future plans to follow suit.

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    75,087
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
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    Scrooge McDuck talks to Walter Leech about Bradford Buzzard after Bradford basically dies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    "You are cooking? I'm hungry, too."

    "I'll cook dinner for both of us if you want to come over later."

    (Part 6 of my 'When two Worlds meet' series, not to be read as stand-alone)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    the title used to be "the older Hobbs sibling"

    Harry Potter gets reborn as Harrison Hobbs, in a world with magic, but unfortunately fate is still using him as a chew toy.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    75
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    "In the dim light of his office, Hannibal considered her parting advice, not for the first time. His games had gotten terribly...personal. After tonight, there would be no coming back to Florence. No going back to America, either. No Dona Giatta, whose jewelry had paid for the down payment on his house. No John Hopkins. No Baltimore psychiatric practice. A man with no country, no past. Had he done this on purpose?"

    Bereft of Will and unwilling to confront his emotions, Hannibal's mind wanders. Missing scenes from early season three, providing insight into Hannibal's thoughts and feelings on the people who have come in and out of his life.

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    Set before the start of the show, Will and Hannibal end up on a (literal) blind date together at a new underground restaurant in Baltimore (based off Dans Le Noir in London).

    A bit of fluff to get us through these lockdown times!

    ***********************************************************************************************************************************

    “What do you do for work?”, Hannibal asked.

    “It’s not really dinner table conversation”, Will replied.

    “I’ve got a strong stomach”, Hannibal offered.

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    After being framed for a series of murders he didn't commit, Will turns to the only person he knows he can rely on: his father.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    183
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    the one about domestic Hannibal and Will

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    78
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    It was pretty obvious that they were both attracted to each other, but for some reason they had yet to act on this mutual feeling.

    Frustrated and currently being ignored by the Alpha, the Omega thinks of the perfect plan to get a confession : Enter Will Graham, in a fancy suit, hair slicked back, attending the opera... with an Alpha that isn't Hannibal. You can imagine how well that goes down.

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    Bambi was sold by her ex into the sex trade. Her only solace was refurbishing an antique radio from the 1930s with donations from her "generous clientele."
    When it's finally done, a charmer of an Entity starts speaking to her in the middle of the night. He promises a way out for herself and fellow captives in the brothel and revenge against her captors under one condition: ownership of her soul when she dies.
    Well, how can she refuse when anything is better than the hell she's been through?
    Cuz she's got Friends on the Other Side~

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    663
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    122
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    13573
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    Jack Crawford has a suspicion that Doctor Lecter isn't being completely honest. When Will Graham goes missing in action, it leads him to the office of the Baltimore based psychiatrist to get answers. He gets more than he bargained for.

    - This is a cracky-smut fic with some plot before a big dollop of porn and just a terrible taste in humour and cannibal puns if I'm being honest.

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    1/1
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    25
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    “Where were you?”He finally asked as silence kept stretching.

    Moonjo half turned toward him, that ever too sweet and creepy smile plastered on his too perfectly carved face.

    “Making some preparations.”He said, closing the few steps between him and the bed. “Did you miss me, babe?”

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    30
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    3266
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    It's a Rocky Horror Picture Show parody with One Punch Man characters. I don't know what else to tell you.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
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    4
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    A collection of Hannigram ficlets that have been sitting on my laptop gathering dust, which I think should be posted. Most of these are, and will probably remain, unfinished. I may come back to one if I like it enough, but this is just a place for various ficlets and drabbles that I won't be extending.


    Latest chapter: A Halloween oneshot loosely inspired by In The Woods Somewhere and Ravenstags

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    4/?
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    91
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    16
    Hits:
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