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    A bunch of weird floating kids in pajamas just came to beach city in a golden ship,
    What is with people and crashing down unannounced on large ships by your home, that is not rhetorical you really want to know.

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    4/?
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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --

    TG: yo dirk
    TG: bruh
    TG: dude are you home

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.

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    2/?
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    Karkat Vantas is trapped in a boring, lifeless marriage, the romance long since faded away to a stale friendship at most. Life is an empty routine, and he thinks he's drowning in it.

    Until a new co-worker helps pull him from the darkness.

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    1/1
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    Dirk tries to convince himself he's happy with his boyfriend who dresses him up and drags him around to dates until an old friend who he barely knows tells him he looks like a fucking Lap Dog. But John doesn't know anything, Jake loves Dirk! Right? He does....No matter how many times Dirk makes Jake Angry, at least he stays.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    244
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    Based on an au by 09Pyros_09Hydros. I’m using the hybrid story version, but at my own devices. Thank you for creating this. Their stories are so much better. The hybridization have been changed slightly, still troll like but with more animal traits included for certain occasions and reasons.
    Having woken up in a new world, five of our intrepid heroes have become bizarre troll like creatures, more or less, it really depends on your view of things. Only five remember anything and decide, that when the rifts begin opening, to work to protect their families and new homes. becoming the superheroes this world now needs.
    but it appears that these heroes aren't as well versed in themselves as they could believe. this world has more things to offer than they think. but also more to take away.
    it appears that they have awakened.
    It appears they are more to the knowledgeable of this world than just heroes, and family secrets are finally bringing these things to life. it appears that Skaia has more to the game than just simple ectobiology.

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    11/?
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    24
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    5
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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse had been blessed with two pairs of twins, one in each kingdom, boy and girl.
    Although this opened the possibility of a double arranged marriage to unite the two, the kings and queens were against this idea, due to the prejudice deep in every villager’s mind.
    Be it so that the Dersitians practiced the dark majjyks and were in contact with evil spirits or that the Prospitians were bright enough to sow the land and nothing else.
    Some had a bit a truth in them, to be fair.

    Or the story of four heirs that find themselves involved in a conflict due to matters of the heart.
    (And if you’re interested in an English version... You’re here. The Spanish version has been around for a while now)

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    3/?
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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    7/?
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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    2/?
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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    42
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    235
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    The Crook of Frailty glimmers darkly. The whorls and grooves carved into its wood spell out a story: her story. The world may never know it, but she does not need the world to recognize her deeds.

    It only needs to recognize her power.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Hits:
    47
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    John and Casey hang out on LOWAS

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    John half expected the wall to respond to his diatribe, but he could only hear the ac humming above the soft breeze rustling the leaves of the tree in his yard. God, it was weird to think about how he essentially owned the house now. Dad had been over at Jane's for the past week, since her birthday was coming up.
    Wait a minute.
    "HOLY SHIT it's my birthday!"

    In which John wakes up at a wholly unreasonable hour of the morning and Jane is a habitual sleuth.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    16,660
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
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    197
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    28
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    “So, anyway I broke both of my arms in a freak crow accident” John had heard a lot of shit come from his friend’s mouth; a lot of it long and nonsensical but this was the first time John was shocked by something Dave had said in years.

    “E-excuse me?” John stuttered a bit; dumbfounded by his friend’s predicament.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    1
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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    2,165
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    651
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    John Egbert is a single father and a college student. Sometimes Jade babysits.

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    200
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    75
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    A pair of royal siblings and their consort journey to liberate a realm from the wicked King Noir. No one said it was going to be easy.

    Based on the unfinished Paradox Space comic of the same name.

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    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    4
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    Wednesday: Cats and Salamanders Prompt.

    Alternate Universe, Blackrom/Pale John x Rose, SFW.

    For Bring Your Pet To School day, John decided to bring Casey, his pet salamander, to school. Now Casey is being petnapped by the creepy quiet girl in class, and it’s up to John to save the day!

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    English
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    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    235
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    "I found your dog wandering the streets so I decided to come and return him AU"

    John's dog escapes and gets lost, and Dave finds her.

    (This doubles as a johndaveweek 2018 day 5 fic!)

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    English
    Words:
    4,362
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    410
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    8,553
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    242

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