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    “We’re doing this, all of us”, Sam said. “I got one for us each. Dad’s journal has saved our asses more times than we can count. I think this will be a good thing.”

    “Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

    or: the one where everything is the same, except Sam forces his family to bullet journal.

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    Cas bitches Dean out when he gets to heaven bc Dean wasn't supposed to die. Dean and Cas sort out their relationship. Mary beats the shit out of John for being an A+ parent. Cas becomes human. Sam lives to be old. It's a mess I'll probably never finish.

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    As a pirate, one must never let their heart rule their head when it comes to bounty. Nor should it interfere with their loyalty to crew and captain.

    Both of these points are strained when Castiel Novak comes face to face with a real, live merman, one who is surely destined to be sold off to a fate worse than death.

    Castiel could ignore his heart. He could ignore how wrong the situation is. He could carry on with duty and debt, and nothing else.

    But then again, who would he be if he did?

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    Dean just dragged Cas out of the Empty by the back of his stupid trench coat, and now Cas wants to talk about that big dramatic speech he made right before he died. You know, the one about how the one thing (Dean) that could make him happy is the one thing (also Dean) he could never have.

    Dean isn't gonna pry. He doesn't know exactly why he and Cas can't be together, but whatever. So Dean claps Cas on the shoulder and tells him that he's in love with Cas too, which means they can help each other get over it and get back to being best friends.

    Sam cannot believe what an absolute idiot his brother is.

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    This is a finished work, and will be updated every Sunday!

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    The fic where Dean and Cas are jack’s biological parents (alternate season 12 canon)

    Or, where two idiots share a drunken night together and it changes everything.

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    Castiel moved in with his brother, who is enjoying a more laid back life than Chicago can offer, for the chance to start off new in South Dakota. He was completely unprepared for just how new things would truly be, and the changes that would occur. Perhaps being an omega made it all more intense. Then again from the moment he met Dean he shouldn't have expected anything less.

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    As a phlebotomist with the Red Cross, Castiel has donors, not patients, and given donation protocols spacing appointments out, it typically takes a year to call someone a regular. Castiel bonds with his coworkers instead, and he stays over with his best friend and godson almost as often as he goes home. There's little exciting in the day-to-day, but routine is no hardship.

    A new part of that routine comes in the form of a talkative if nervous man named Dean, whose pulse races every time Castiel takes it. Dean often flushes and looks uncomfortable, although he covers it up with jokes, teasing, and a ready smile. It makes his consistent, fortnightly platelet donations all the more admirable, but for some reason, Dean only looks even more nervous whenever Castiel brings that up.

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    Dean is an ex-hunter trying to cope with Sam's death, going on early morning car rides. On this particular morning he meets Cas, a hitchhiker trying to get up north.

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    Dean pressed down on his phone and it started to ring.

    Ring, ring ring. Ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring, ring.

    “This is my voicemail. Make your voice… a mail.”

    Beep.

    Dean let out a breath he didn’t know he had been holding. As he let it out, the tears began to fall once again. He doesn’t even notice when they start or when they stop anymore, everything is a blur.

     
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    After Cas was taken to the Empty, Dean was lost, he was broken, he felt guilty and he didn’t know what to do. He sought comfort in any piece of Cas that was left behind, which just so happened to include his voicemail. Dean just needed to hear his voice, just one more time...

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    The signals got crossed along the way. In a good way. Dean has a bottle of top-shelf scotch in one hand, the other leaning against the elevator wall. They were supposed to be talking. Two authors sharing truths about how to get the ‘it factor’ that keeps readers coming back to your work while leaving some parts of your soul intact, or as intact as it will ever be once the trials of life begin to take their toll. But, as if under the influence of some magnetic field, Castiel has gravitated into Dean’s orbit.
     

    Two authors. One conference. Three meetings. Castiel is over writing poetry. Not because he isn’t good at it or because he doesn’t sell books, but because what is the point? The book that catapulted him into the spotlight is now a millstone around his neck. Dean Winchester is the cocky bad boy of the industry loved by the media more for the headlines his personal life creates than for his books. Dean doesn’t do relationships. Castiel doesn’t do hook-ups. When wayward attraction strikes, it becomes clear to their brothers that Castiel and Dean might just be each other’s only exception.

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    Working on essays with his friends in the on-campus library is a routine part of Freshman Year for Dean. But he just can’t focus on his research today, especially when he could be holding Cas’ hand under the table instead. Their new relationship has Dean smitten, and when Cas suggests sneaking a secret kiss or two behind the bookshelves, how can Dean possibly resist?

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    With the promise to meet up again in the morning, Dean once again has to watch Cas leave to handle a separate case. If only he knew the words to ask Cas to stay. But he doesn't. Instead, he'll enjoy a little teasing banter and food stealing leaning against Baby's hood before Cas leaves, and then he'll kiss Cas goodbye and drive away to meet up with Sam and.... wait, wait, wait a second. Oh God. Did he just kiss his best friend goodbye?

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    Sam sighs. “Guys, remember when I told you to drop the silent treatment thing whenever you were fighting? Yeah, I take that back. Everything is better than this.”

    “Oh I’m sorry, are my marital problems disturbing your sacred night off? Well, guess what Sam, the monsters don’t care that we have other plans.”

    --

    At the same time Dean Winchester pulled Castiel from the empty, causing him to become fully human, he also apparently pulled the stick out of his own ass and they finally, FINALLY, talked about their feelings.
    Sam had thought that time would never come.
    Now, though, they are married and if Sam thought they already fought like an old married couple before, it was nothing compared to what he regularly has to deal with now.
    On the anniversary of a kind of special day for his brother and brother-in-law, Sam witnesses one of their most exasperating fights ever. So, instead of going to dinner with his girlfriend, he helps these two idiots get over it - again. Typical.

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    Their first date had been perfect; cooking spaghetti together and flirting all throughout the meal. But now, all Dean wants to do is kiss Cas. But the damn Angel is being stubborn as hell and is demanding that he should be the one to lean in and kiss Dean first. Dean would be happy to bicker all night about who should kiss who first, but honestly, he's waited ten years for this first kiss and he doesn't want to wait any longer.

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    Always expect the unexpected during a Winchester hunt. Cas should’ve known that. Hunting witches who turned out to be vampires? Definitely. Be outnumbered without a weapon? Sure. Accidentally kiss your best friend? Check. Intentionally keep kissing him? Absolutely. Especially when the previously mentioned best friend is the one who initiated the deeper kissing.

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    John is pulled out of Hell and no one knows who did it or why. His escort to the safety of the bunker turns into a conversation he never expected to have with anyone, let alone an angel.

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    Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak worked on a highschool project once over ten years ago. Now Dean's little brother Sam is getting married and the younger brother of Sam's fiance Gabriel looks very familiar.

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    Dean is clueless and needs help figuring stuff out sometimes. Fortunately there's people to help with that.

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    A month after they finally get their shit together and Dean gets Cas into his bed for the first time, a hunt goes sideways and a spell forces Castiel out of his usual male vessel.

    Or Dean forgets to use protection while Cas is temporarily inhabiting a female body and Jack ends up with a new sibling.

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    When his daughter accidentally dropped her ice cream on that stranger with the expensive clothes, Cas was embarrassed, but he didn't think it would change his life. He didn't expect to be offered a job by that man the same day, and he definitely didn't expect to become a trending twitter topic only days later. And even though he noticed the man's incredibly beautiful eyes right away, he absolutely did not expect to fall in love with him as hard as he did.

    Or, the one where Claire covers international pop star Dean Winchester in ice cream.

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