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    Rowena is dead, Cas is gone, and Sam and Dean are learning how to live in the world they've saved.

    But the wound on Sam's shoulder still won't heal, and the visions it brings start showing him Cas — in mortal danger from a mysterious Enochian magic-user.

    When Dean goes to help him, Sam's left alone in the bunker with a head full of visions and a dead witch who keeps talking to him, if only when he doesn't ask her to.

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    Dean doing everything just to get Castiel's attention because he could no longer stand being ignored. The angel refused to speak with him after his latest shit of lacking self-preservation and as the angel phrased insufferably his parting words, Dean is a jerk.

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    Dean and Castiel go undercover as a couple going through therapy, in order to catch a monster that specifically targets couples dealing with issues, feeding on their distress, anger, and pain.

    They end up going through a lot more than a case, unfolding feelings left untold for so long, discovering parts of each other they never intended to uncover.

    But will the feelings raging inside them be enough to bring their walls down?

    Written as part of the SPN Stay at Home Challenge — Monday 9 (01/06): Undercover

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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    Dean's been in love with Castiel for centuries. He keeps it buried, never letting himself get too close, but when Castiel goes missing he doesn't hesitate. He's going to find him if it’s the last thing he ever does.

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    Angels and demons invaded earth long ago. Their war going on for several hundred years. Demons and angels have evolved to be stronger and more equipped, their true forms now combining with humans. Humans have been moved to camps that regularly get destroyed in the war.

    But there is a time when your realize that a war isn’t worth the damage it’s caused?

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    Dean is sore and bruised after a fight and since Cas is human, he gives Dean a massage instead of healing him.

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    And they were roommates~

    Oh my god, THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

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    In an alternate reality where Michael causes the apocalypse, Dean Winchester and Castiel get ripped apart. Castiel and Sam Winchester gather their forces in hopes of beating an incredibly powerful archangel. But ever since that horrendous day, Castiel had never been the same. He hoped to find Dean and reunite with him, but was Dean even alive after all this time? Was Castiel chasing after a ghost?

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    If Sam was being honest, he was tired.

    No, scratch that.

    He was exhausted.

    ***

    In which Sam Winchester has put up with this shit for too damn long

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    Dean and Castiel are in some kind of fight, and Sam has no idea why. All he knows is the they’ve been making him miserable. After a hunt filled with tension, Sam tries to get to the bottom of their falling out by listening to a late night conversation.

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    After his father dies and leaves him nothing but the coolest car ever manufactured, the whole world turns to shit. Caught in the middle of a pandemic while attending the funeral, Dean is told he can’t return home and has to find somewhere else to ride out the mandatory month-long quarantine. Out of options, he calls his best friend Benny.

    Cas has lived with Benny for awhile - the bed was comfy, rent was cheap... the orgies were just a bonus. It wasn’t a half-bad place to live out a permanent bachelor lifestyle, or an irritating lockdown - but he’s about to get more than he bargained for when Benny takes in a stray.

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    Sam Winchester has dealt with many things in his lifetime... Far too many if you ask him. He's faced off against monsters, demons, angels. He's fought off the Devil himself. But nothing could ever prepare him for the infuriating pile of bullshit denial that is his brother Dean and their resident angel Castiel.
    Sam just wants the two of them to get their heads out of their asses and get on with it already.

    Sam got way more than he ever wanted. Way more. And there will NEVER be enough brain bleach in the world to get that out of his head.

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    Castiel says that Jack will bring about paradise on earth... here is what Jack showed him:

    Paradise… it smelt like pie, because, as Castiel had realised, he was in the kitchen.

    Dean’s eyes gleamed with mirth, his features sunken and his wrinkles more pronounced, but happy. Alive. Castiel had blinked in shock as a finger dripping with apple pie sauce was pressed up to his lips.

    In that moment he had yearned, let the paradise seep into his veins. He really believed it. That Jack could let them have this. Sam, happy with someone who loves him without changing him. A world where the Winchesters didn’t have to worry about things going bump in the night. A world where Dean could smile as openly and as freely as this.

    But then he looked down.

    At Dean’s hand.

    His left hand.

    Specifically his ring finger and the simple gold band adorning it.

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    In Cas' arms, he bounces the human loudspeaker that is his godson. “He won’t stop,” Cas says, his expression—and his sanity—visibly on the verge of crumbling. 

    Dean knows the feeling.

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    Based on that one prompt about a love triangle where the girl turns out to be asexual, and the two guys end up falling for each other.

    Now in Highschool!AU format where Dean and Cas are oblivious and have a crush on Charlie... while crushing on each other.

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    This is what actually happens every time Cas is "out somewhere" and Dean is going for a "beer run", because Destiel is canon and we just don't know it, bitches.

    Thanks to my lovely SPN bff for giving me this idea during rants. This is for you Fam.

    WARNING: Here be kissing, making out, very
    high-key gay, not even subtle sex-thing mentions, but I don't even use any words associated with it really so you should be proud of me too, Sam knowing because he always knows, Eileen still being alive, mostly fluff if you think about it.

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    Dean can't be stopped. Sam, Castiel and Jack have all tried to convince him there's another way, a better way to beat Michael. But Castiel has other plans...

    ***
    This is my first ever fan-fiction. I've never written anything like this but this couldn't get out of my head so I thought I would write it down! It's almost an attempt at crack - even though I'm really bad at humor - that turned into a fluff Destiel oneshot, because I love my boys.

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    Dean Winchester, a stripper/hooker with magnetic penchant for trouble gets identified as a Super Recognizer, he can memorize a face for years even in disguise after seeing it once. He didn’t know it’s a thing, but when FBI Agent Castiel Novak comes knocking at the club he works at with his ink-blue eyes and unhinging smile, plus hunting a serial killer for breakfast.
    Castiel has been overly protective of Dean Winchester, curiosity at first, and then sympathy gradually turning to something else. But Officer Novak doesn’t let his emotion cloud his judgment.

    Except whenever Dean is in danger.

    Or that story in a world of crime and psychos, Dean gets a personal guardian FBI agent always watching him.

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    8/8
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    108
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    Dean gets to know his new roommate very quickly once they're stuck in their apartment due to lockdown orders and a worldwide pandemic happening outside their door.

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