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    "Augh! You're an idiot!" She screeched in rage.

    "Flea-bitten stray," he snapped.

    "Muscle-bound no-brain!"

    "Demon!"

    "Human!"

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    Yennefer turns herself into a cat by accident. She needs Tissaia's help to turn back, except the woman will not help. So, what's Yennefer to do now? Naturally, be as annoying as possible.

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    Yūri always dreamed of being a hero but never believed in many of them. Despite his...’girly’ quirk he is determined to become an underground hero, wether his ‘uncle’ allows him or not. But now he has to keep secrets from his uncle (not like he’s done it before) and keep his house life and past a secret from his teachers, friends and his crush. Wait...crush?

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    Long ago, a prophecy saved the clans.

    There will be three cats, kin of your kin, with the power of the stars in their paws. They will find a fourth, and the battle between light and dark will be won. A new leader will rise from the shadows of his death, and the Clans will survive beyond the memories of his memories. This is how it has always been, and how it will always be.

    But things have changed. The Dark Forest is rising again and a group of twolegplace cats are terrorizing the five lakeside clans. The Four’s destiny hasn’t been fulfilled and it’s time to pass their powers and legacy to a new set of souls.

    One was four and four was one. The sharp eyed jay, the roaring lion, the gentle dove, and the great fire’s reign has ended. Now comes the rise of new heirs. Vigilance, bravery, love, and intellect seize power of time passed. Light will overcome darkness.

    Every hero has his doubts and every cat strays from his place under the light of StarClan. Powers don’t define a cat. Roarpaw, Wolfpaw, Vigilpaw, Patternheart, Longberry, and Snaketail are more than any given destiny or lack thereof. Each is strong in his own right and each will give everything he has to save the clans.

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    Everyday for the next year I will write a prompt featuring the Danny Phantom world. From fluff, to angst, short to long, character studies to AU's, it will have it all!

    Day 1) The End is a New Years Countdown

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    After having time-travelled more than a decade into the future, Adrien’s been tasked to babysit an older Ladybug’s “kittens.”
    Meanwhile, in the present, Marinette's got an akuma to defeat all while trying to process the fact that her future husband is Chat Noir!
    What's to happen to the star-crossed lovesquare when the learn that they're each other's endgame?

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    For their last excursion as a class, Marinette's class decides to visit Greece - the birthplace of democracy and The Olympic Games. Laying on the beach, playing in the water, their days are so peaceful. Until Lila realizes it's too peaceful and has to do something about that.
    After the liar and her friends being screwed up by Marinette, the bluenette receives her consequences.
    Luckily, Adrien has something to say.

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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    Lady noir makes a late night visit to marinette's balcony, and marinette gets carried away.

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    Patton takes Virgil to the mall where they watch 'Cats' (and make terrible puns) and visit a couple of clothing stores.

    That morning Virgil had had intense doubts and worries about coming, and almost worked himself into a panic about all the things that could go badly. But the older side had put a stop to it and promised Virgil he wouldn’t let anything ruin their ‘Father-Son Day of Fun’. And though Virgil absolutely refused to utter that title aloud, he had to admit the reassurance had quelled his anxiety enough for him to actually enjoy the afternoon.

    That is until he needs to go to the bathroom and is too nervous to tell Patton.

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    In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.

    And the new narrator?

    Someone unexpected.

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    Sans goes to the pet store to get a cat and comes back out with your number and a cat.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    Shinsou questions his relationship with Kaminari as he keeps getting them in weird, awful, and overall ridiculous situations. However, Shinsou loves his weird, electric boyfriend too much to break up with him, but he's considered it a few times.

    (This is going to be fluffiest of fluff and silliest shit, so y'all have been warned)

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    8/?
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    What happens when Marinette and Adrien discover their phone call history after the Oblivio akuma attack?

    Results: Marinette has a meltdown, Adrien is thankful for his caring friend, Plagg is fed up, and Tikki is the voice of reason that may help save this disastrous couple once and for all.

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    davepeta and jasprose have a little chat about pranks, important questions, and the contradictions inherent in existing as two people. *mrrrrrr chirp!*

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    Chat Noir gets a YouTube channel and Ladybug is on-board and supportive and thinks it's a wonderful, fantastic idea.

     

    "I mean," He continued with a vague gesture in front of him. His phone was held fairly close to his face so it didn't film the movement, but the essence was there. "It's pretty hard to misinterpret 'Chat Noir absolutely not. That's such a bad idea. Are you an idiot? I've never heard anything more stupid.'"

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    It was simply supposed to be a ghost hunting trip. That's all! However, it goes horribly wrong, and Lincoln, changed into an anthropomorphic cat by a demon named Static, is soon caught in a web of lies and murders that don't just concern him, but his whole family...

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    Yang visits Menagerie because of her father. He believes his young alpha may be a possible mate to one of his close friends. Both parties see this this as a waste of time before meeting each other. When Yang is ambushed in an alley, she doesn't need to be rescued. Instead, she sulks down the alley refusing to acknowledge her hero that saved her.

    As soon as they give each other a chance, life becomes a competition with each other as their prize.

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    53,893
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    7/?
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    36
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    After moving to a new prefecture, our deeply-flawed heroine experiences the trials and tribulations of being the new girl while also getting over everything she left behind.

    Warnings: sexual content, descriptions of parental abuse, mental abuse, light physical abuse

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    25,464
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    24
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1528

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