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    Barbara teaches Beetlejuice how to be less murder-y before he is allowed to see the rest of the family again.

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  2. 33

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    Charles Deetz knows that he hasn’t been the best at supporting his daughter through the recent changes in her life, but he’s determined that starting at a new school will be different. He soon finds, however, that having a kid with such a taste for the strange and unusual leads to some awkward conversations with teachers.

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    Beetlejuice was being sarcastic when he mentioned a possible sequel about finding his dad. Yet here he is once again with the Deetz and Maitlands in another Beetlejuice returns fics. Damn fanfic writers and their hunger for found family stories. What’s a demon supposed to do when life just keeps screwing him over?

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    In negotiations, you always start out asking for more than what you want. That’s why Beetlejuice asked for Charles’ firstborn - he didn’t really want the man’s teenage daughter, just the bargaining chip. But apparently he overvalued the kid.

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    Lydia Deetz goes to the roof of her house to get some fresh air. Beetlejuice, who she has not seen in months, gets the wrong idea.

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  6. 61

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    A retelling of the events before, during, and after the musical, rating and warnings subject to change

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  7. 61

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    “The flu ?” He asks incredulously, nearly pushing the Maitlands over in order to get closer to Lydia. “What the fuck , how did she get the flu?”

    “Probably from school, it is flu season after all,” Adam says, giving Beetlejuice a strange look.

    “Shit, shit!” Beetlejuice says, pulling at his hair, which is flickering between red and purple at an impressive rate. “I’m going to burn down that fucking school!” He shouts. Barbara shoots him a withering glare and shushes him, gesturing to Lydia, who began making small noises of discomfort when Beetlejuice began shouting. He stares at her for a few seconds. She looks tiny in her overlarge pajamas, hair plastered to her forehead with sweat. She looks young in a way Beetlejuice often forgets she is. It isn't exactly like he spends a lot of time with teenagers. Most people he had known when he was alive died by the time they reached sixteen.

     

    Lydia is fifteen.

    Or, when Lydia comes down with a bad case of the flu, Beetlejuice is reminded of how sickness ravaged children when he was alive. He hasn't exactly been kept up to date on modern medicine, so he assumes the worst.

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  8. 33

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    “Please, girl?” He interlocked his hands, getting down on his knees. “I’m on my hands and knees. I’m beggin’ ya. I’ll help ya out. I’ll do anything. Just please.” He tried to flash an innocent smile, but his not so innocent intentions gave him away. He bit his words, fighting himself from going too far, but he was getting desperate. He was so fucking tired of being stuck in this model.

     

    “Ya just gotta say my name three times and I’m good ta go. Just, come on.”

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    Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?

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  10. 14

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    Lydia's aggressively normal life has fallen apart at the seams and landed her back at home with her parents. A chance discovery in her old bedroom leads her to dig up long-forgotten memories of a shadow that haunted her childhood, and sets her strange and unusual life on a new course - until a dangerous new threat emerges to jeopardize her happiness.

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  11. 97

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    Charles Deetz is now fairly certain there's a demon living in his woodpile.

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  12. 40

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    The miniature Lydia had long black hair made of yarn that hung to the small of the doll's back— just like hers did. The fabric that made up its skin was just several shades shy of true porcelain— just like hers was. It wore a long-sleeved black sundress that mimicked the ones she often wore, fishnet stockings like the kind she sometimes paired with her shorter dresses, and a set of combat boots that were identical to her favorite pair. It even wore her ring.

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  13. 11

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    Anyone who knew Lydia outside of her unconventional home knew her as a “weirdo”. The self-proclaimed “strange and unusual girl.” That was her title at her old school. And now It certainly was her title at her brand new school. Considering that some chump started telling everyone and their mother that Lydia’s scary house at the top of the hill was haunted.

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  14. 16

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    In the light of recent notable events, you haven’t been quite sure how to be forthcoming with the family regarding your budding relationship with a certain demon. It doesn’t help that said demon isn’t known for his ability to keep secrets. Also, hopefully your mind isn’t too preoccupied making plans to soft launch your relationship, because Beetlejuice has had something on his mind lately that he’d really like to try out. It may or may not involve indulging his demonic instincts by hunting you for sport as foreplay. He’s lucky that he’s dating a monsterfucker.

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  15. 16

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    My take on your classic Beetlejuice comes back from the Netherworld sequel fic.

    Beetlejuice doesn't have anywhere else to go, so he returns to the only place that ever felt like home.

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  16. 16

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    Adam is horny for Beetlejuice and that's it. That's the story.

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  17. 8

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    Yes the terribly suited couple love each other but what does taking the next step look like?

    Set in Demon’s Dance universe, not required reading but it’s better if you do.

    ~Now with added 2nd chapter 👀 ~

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  18. 58

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    The blinding, unforgiving midday heat is enough to raise blisters on the skin. Looking out over a crowd of folks booing him, calling for his demise, probably should have had some kind of emotional impact. On the occasion of one’s death, after all, one does expect tears. Flowers, laid out in lace, dark veils and coal black clothes, a few muffled sobs from those further back in the funerary procession, unable to contain themselves. Instead he’s met with the dusty faces of former neighbors and strangers alike, all eagerly waiting to hear the exact tone and pitch that his neck will make when it snaps.

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    welcome to what happened after i watched beetlejuice the musical and decided i wanted the story to carry on forever. find me on tumblr @bi-tlejuice if you want to chat!!

    some of these stories are goldenrat centric (adam/barb/beej) and some aren't ! have a gander in the tags if you aren't sure

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  20. 22

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    Months after Beej’s demise via stabbing as well as the subsequent re-summoning by a hopeful Lydia, the ghost with the most has settled into an uneasy truce with the Maitlands and Deetzs’.

    He knows he has awhile to go before he can make up for all the extortion, torture, and lies… maybe whatever the hell an Exorpist is can help?

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