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    “Are you telling me that your mom’s leg is out there terrorizing people on the backroads?” Lydia demanded.
    Beetlejuice held up the newspaper with its blaring headline. “And killing horny teenagers.”

    We all saw Beetlejuice waving that leg around after riding in like a big damn hero for the finale, but no one ever asked... what happened to it when BJ left? He didn't take it with him, so where did it go? When the bodies start appearing, it's Showtime! There will be fight scenes, chase sequences, multiple instances of banter, and an epic showdown in the modern day labyrinth known as... IKEA.
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    Can be read as a stand-alone or as part of the series!

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    Beetlejuice goes to the beach, confronts some emotions, and eats a seagull.

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    3/5
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    Delia is finally making waves in the art world too bad her muse and herself aren’t there in order to do the interview. Lydia wants things to go well for her stepmother, she did kinda owe her one, and that means making a deal with a demon.

    Basically Lydia and Beetlejuice pretend to be Delia and Charles for an interview and chaos/hilarity ensues.

    Written With Tour Cast In Mind!

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    "Cause I need to be perfect for you both, I need to being perfect for Lydia, I need to be perfect for Lydia's parents!" Beetlejuice yelled before running out of the room locking the door behind him, leaving Adam and Barbara alone together.

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    “So. Lydia,” he looked down at a paper he’d brought with him full of questions he was supposed to ask her.

    “When did you start experiencing these ‘visions’ of ‘past lives’?”

    God, she wanted to punch him. It was so clear he’d been assigned to her as a project for some dumb course he was probably taking because he thought it would be an easy A – which he was now actually failing.

    And here she was, being forced to indulge him by her latest set of parents.

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    “One shall live forever. One shall be reborn. Two souls bound together, this curse endlessly borne, for both eternally mourn”.

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    The ABL Foundation, also known as Apprehending Baleful Lifeforms or Apprehend, Bind, Limit, is known as a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative-writing wiki project of the same name. When in fact, they are very, very, real.
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    A bright contrast to their office, this girl was filthy. Her body adorned in a rag that resembled what might've once been a dress, her feet bare. The girl’s hair was so dirty, Barbara was surprised it still had a golden hue around the pitch blackness of it. Maybe part of her inhumanness? Camilla did tell them they would be meeting all sorts of creatures around these parts, with all kinds of different appearances.

    Although, this girl looked human. Bare the pointed ears, tiny horns, and the tip of a tail they could see protruding out behind her. A bruised, hurt, and broken little girl.

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    Beetlejuice doesn’t know the word privacy and when he stumbles upon an invitation for the Deetz family to rub elbows with the town’s elite at some black tie party, he has no choice but to crash it. Good thing too, because that’s exactly what Lydia was hoping for.

    Basically an excuse to write about humansona juice, fancy dress, dancing, and sex in public.

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    Soul Bond (From Soul Bonding and You)

    i. 2A- Any subject party of the first, deceased, who thereby binds themselves to a living being can go no further than their intended. The subject who initiates the bond (deceased) must know the action will be permanent.

    ii. 2B- In the event of such a bond it is known that these bonds alter the dead, their very personality conforms to the needs of the living; their chosen.

    iii. 3A- Rare such is this bond, the spark to initiate is always started by the party of the first (deceased)—the true meaning of soul mates.

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    Juno always hated her son, and she made sure that he knew that.
    The Maitland-Deetzes, on the other hand, made sure that Beetlejuice knew the exact opposite.

    (or: Beetlejuice learns what a real family is, through two very different times of his life)

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    One day beetlejuice give he's little sister cathy a birthday gift of creepy looking doll witch the family was not to happy about but he told everyone there nothing to be scared of or should they

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    On Emily Deetz's would be birthday, Beetlejuice finds Lydia alone in the kitchen.

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    Beetlejuice wakes up after breaking his arm. At least this time, he's not on his own.

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    Charles is having a perfectly relaxing day off, until he gets a text from Lydia asking if he knows how to set a broken bone. Emergency Dad Mode is activated.

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    WARNING: This fic will be re-written to better fit in with my other works, as it was always meant to be. In the meantime, please continue to enjoy this one! :)
    After Grandpa Shoggoth's visit, the family gets ready for clean-up. Lydia wants to help with more than just sweeping, and suggests that Beetlejuice teach her some magic. Beetlejuice is reminded that he's got some broken pieces of his own that need picked up. After all, magic doesn't solve your problems for you.

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    Breathing was hard. Lifting herself up on her hands was hard. Thinking was hard. She didn't need to think. She just had to say it, one more time, a thousand more times. She wasn't even sure if he was real anymore, a year after their interrupted wedding, a month's time now away from whatever reality was. But she needed him to be real. She needed him.

    "Betelgeuse."

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    Lydia has been missing for a month, abused and tortured until she finally manages to call on Betelgeuse.

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    5/?
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    After Lydia leaves home during the day, she returns home late that night to find Charles stressing.

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    7
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    Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it’s his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship.

    This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps.

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    64
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    6
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    775
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    WARNING: This story is in process of being rewritten to better fit with the other fics I've written! Please enjoy this one until then :)

    Beetlejuice has settled in with Deetz/Maitlands and is content with enjoying his newfound freedom and whacky shenanigans. Good times are interrupted when his estranged grandfather, an eldritch abomination, decides to pop in for a visit. Things get even more tense when Grandpa Shoggoth decides that the best way to keep his grandspawn safe (prevent any more criminal activities), is to take BJ back to the Neitherworld with him!

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    Comments:
    5
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    550
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    The world needed more regressor Lydia content. That's it, that's the post.

    For Regressuary 2023.

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    32
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    4
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    It didn't come as a surprise that he came back so quickly - like a wound that wouldn't heal properly.

    What did surprise Lydia, however, was that it was for revenge.

    (In which Beetlejuice returns post-musical, and he's got some issues to unload.)

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    11,203
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    7/7
    Comments:
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    104
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    17
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    1,982

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