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    Danell and Epke love taking pictures of themselves almost as much as they love to look at each other.

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    Dreaded Bella the Black has a genteel werewolf that won't bite and doesn't guard her land. Which could be why the mysterious man in red does what he does.

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    In order to get Derek to have sex with him - or to even be interested in having sex with him - Stiles goes to his best friend for advice and gets the worst possible suggestion in the world. But, having been out of ideas himself, Stiles goes along with it because he has no other chance and, who knows, maybe it will work.

    (or the one where Stiles is new to sexting, Derek is semi-oblivious, naughty pictures are sent, laws are probably broken, and orgasms are achieved via telephone.)

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    Sherlock likes to text.

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    Preparation is the key to avoiding embarrassment

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    "I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me."

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    CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
    CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
    CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your exquisitely tailored jacket.
    CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
    CT: D--> That wasn't
    CT: D--> I mean
    CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
    CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.

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    Jack is ill and wants to be comforted by Reid instead of Hotch.

     

    This is a gift fic inspired by a reader's prompt. This story is fanfiction and therefore I do not claim ownership over any of the characters herein. It contains mature sexual content and should not be read by those under the age of 18.

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    John ends up having to meet Sherlock's mother

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    Dave wants John to be his boyfriend, despite knowing that John isn't into guys. John finds that he can make an exception.

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    The first of 12 Oneshots til Christmas completed in 2012.

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    Just what does one bring a double-oh for Christmas dinner at his flat, do you think? — GH

     

    Something that explodes in his favorite colour. — MH

     

    Lube, condoms, and scotch. Leave the handcuffs, he probably has his own. — SH

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    John can't move on.

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    Harry wasn’t in favor of internet relationships. He didn’t like the dynamic of a relationship at all ever since he got his heart broken by his not-so-perfect boyfriend, Tyler. But when his best mate, Zayn, gets tired of him moping around like a love-sick puppy and makes Harry make an online dating profile, he meets Louis and – well – Harry’s life changes. Dramatically.

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    Louis is in L.A. for the VMAs and gets a text from Nick, the last person he’d expect to be texting him. Insults turn to compliments, which turn to flirtation, which turns to sexiness.

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    -- tumblingCraniums [TC] started trolling codComplex [CC] --

    TC: I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK AND HELLS OF TIRED OF THAT FREAK-ASSED BLIGHTBLOOD NOT JUMPING ON MY FUCKING BULGE ALREADY.
    TC: so tired and sick
    TC: THE SHEER NERVE OF THAT SHINEBLOOD UPSTART DANGLING ME ON HIS BARBED STRING
    CC: A][a][a][a][a.
    CC: Don't tell me you still ][aven't gotten anyw][ere wit][ t][at ][uman.
    TC: WON'T FUCKING TELL YOU THEN
    TC: will keep my diamond shut in
    TC: GETTING ITS DUST AND CRACKS ON LIKE SOME BITCH SLAMMED IT INTO THE GROUND AND GROUND HER PRETTY HEEL ALL UP ON IT FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    CC: Fairly accurate!
    CC: O][ w][ale! I need somefin to laug][ at and you'll keep w][ining if I don't let you carp on. ][arpoon away.
    TC: thank you fucking KINDLY, palest bitchsister.

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    All Misha's thinking is that he could kill his boyfriend (in the most loving way possible) for coming up with this idea.

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    John can handle a lot of things, but not without his tea.

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    Jade gets pesterchum working on the ship and contacts Karkat. She comes to realizes how much she's missed him.

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    Just a pesterlog I wrote when thinking about what might happen with these two after recent updates.

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