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    This is what he gets for developing a totally-mild crush on an asshole who’d probably take him to prom just so he could dump a bucket of pig’s blood on his head.

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    In a desperate attempt to save Mustang's stupid life, Ed finds himself back at the stupid portal. What does it plan to take from him this time?

     

    Or, Roy and Ed get stuck in the past and need to find their way back before things go very, very wrong.

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    4/?
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    18
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    Twenty eight year old Chris Mustang, with no husband of her own, and nothing but a rinky dink bar to her name was supposed to care and provide for a child. The officer must have made a mistake.

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    1/1
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    “Do you think we ever get to be normal?” He asks, a few drinks in and bleeding into his surroundings.
    Chris catches the ‘we’, she watches Ed twist his hands around his beer. One rough and scarred and thin and delicate (an alchemic miracle Chris is uninterested in understanding).
    “Don’t know what you mean,” Chris says. She likes her life, likes the drama and secrecy and like the safety she can give to her girls.

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    1/1
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    40
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    Stepping into the aftermath of things is a funny ordeal, for lack of a better word.

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    49
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    Historical/Gangster AU. New York, 2000. Riza Hawkeye comes into the possession of a family heirloom upon her grandfather's final words: "Keep him safe." Confused and grief-stricken, Riza finds herself pulled in time to Prohibition Era New York, recovering from a gang-related firefight under the care of Dr. Roy Mustang, a reluctant member of the Hughes-Mustang crime family and a self-proclaimed guardian to two boys by the names of Edward and Alphonse.

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    24/24
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    37
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    All Roy wanted to do in his life was to get through high school, date a few girls, and help support his aunt; But never in a million years he thought he would be some superhero with mythical powers. That, and he has to fight super villains made out of butterflies with a girl dressed up as a cat.

    Sigh. This is not how he thought his second year of high school would go.

    Or, Roy finds a box containing magical earrings that a superhero dropped. And honestly…. Why even give them back?

    (Now with artwork!)

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    6/?
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    33
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    4
    Hits:
    642
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    Roy and Riza finally have everything they wanted, but never thought they could have.
    Then tragedy strikes. Roy has to learn how to muddle through when he loses Riza and is left to raise their little daughter on his own.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    69
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    5
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    The Pirate Queen has three years left to save her kingdom. Edward Elric is running out the clock until his brother goes mad. One needs the blood of a siren, the other the heart of a princess. It's hate, then pity, then guilt at first sight. They're not meant to be. They'll make it work.

    Even if it kills them.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    8
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    Melissa’s head peeks through the door opening and stays there for a few seconds, eyes flitting around the scene. Liliane mouths a plea to her, but she throws up a peace sign and leaves, the fucking bitch.

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    1/1
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    26
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    150
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    “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” Chris told Roy once, when he was young enough to have barely crested her knee.

    “Dammit boy, you weren’t supposed to take that as advice.”

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    Madame Christmas meets a blonde brat with a fondness for drinking all her whiskey and giving her more headaches than Roy ever did.

    AU in which Ed fakes his death at the end of episode 26 and uses it as a means to stop Father's plans from the sidelines.

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    33/33
    Comments:
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    233
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    The label ‘bastard’ bears multiple meanings for Roy Mustang, who is the result of a dangerous, illicit affair. The story begins in an Imperial Court, deep in the heart of Xing.

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    31
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    117
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    27
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    1115
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    "If Roy were a weaker man, or perhaps a merciful one, he’d have taken Riza back west and rebuilt her family farm years ago, fathered a few blonde-haired brats and called it a life well-lived. But Roy was not that man."

    A study in endgame potential. Encompasses Roy and Riza's journey from the end of the series to Roy becoming Führer, and everything in between.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    216
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    45
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    Long before they became the Hero of Ishval and the Hawk’s Eyes, they were just innocent children with their own tales and tragedies to tell.

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    Chapter 6: Roy ventures out to town in an attempt to make new friends. Along the way, he finds out that Miss Hawkeye has a secret admirer, and when he sees her being trapped in a less-than-ideal situation he attempts to intervene and help her out a little.

    He scrunched his face in confusion. So they were talking about the same girl, after all. No doubt her mother had been quite the charming lady, but to be honest, it was nearly impossible to draw the resemblance between Miss Hawkeye and what little he remembered of her mother. Roy couldn’t see anything beyond the taciturn, pint-sized urchin who avoided him like the plague and looked like a boy; with a fringe as crooked as the horizon above the Drachman mountains. To think that even she had a secret admirer… she’d probably butcher the boy alive with a cleaver if she ever found out.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    60
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    72
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    14
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    1377
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    Roy Mustang, teenage stoner, lives with his Aunt Chris, proprietor of the Cha-Cha Club, a topless bar on the bad side of town. Roy and his two best buds, Jean and Braeda, get into a slew of misadventures while stoned to the gills. Follow along as they and their friends muddle through their high school years with the help of a little herbal encouragement.

    This began as a contest piece by my friend seatbeltdrivein, and I have continued to build this universe in her absence.

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    Comments:
    23
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2482
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    Riza gave him a small smile at the earnest question. "I wasn't lying when I told you I felt like we were kindred spirits. Like me, you have the eyes of a killer. I noticed it when you first sat at the bar earlier. I figured you and I would make a rather good pair." (AU where Riza became one of Madame Christmas's girls)

    (Day 2 "little pistol" by mother mother - Royai Week 2020)

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    4,915
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    29
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    4
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    261
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    Ever since a messy-haired crying little boy arrived on her doorstep, Chris has watched him grow, cry his heart out, make mistakes and fall in love. He has become a man she is so proud to call her son. He will always be her boy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    595
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    Young Roy is starting piano lessons but he doesn't like the way, the new teacher turns her nose up at his family. Chris has some advice.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    237
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    Maes smiled tentatively, and then he flung his arms around her. “You're the best, Mom!”

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    7,225
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    244

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