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    A Swedish university student studies in Berlin for a year. In need of clearing her head, she goes to a bar. Some guys simply can't keep their hands to themselves but a certain guitarist from Rammstein steps in to save her...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,521
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,228
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    Will the third time be the charm?

    The last story in my Till and London saga!

    (Title Credit: Asking Alexandria's "The Final Episode")

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,079
    Chapters:
    10/39
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,124
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    How Till and (Frau) Schneider came to be.

    Set in the Söldnergruppe universe. You don't need to read the other stories, but if you're so inclined, here are links:

    Main Story
    Kanal fünf Prequels
    Sequels

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,350
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    28
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,610
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    517
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    You and Christoph Schneider, aliens from the planets Gelenoe and Strecazuno respectively, both land on earth but for two very different reasons.

    You are looking to relocate your planet after news of an extinction worthy asteroid is threatening your species and Christoph is there just for the sake of exploration.

    Or so it seems.

     

    [this is kinda bad 💀]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    44
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    AU! Richard has spent all his life in a monastery, fulfilling his religious duties and choosing not to ask himself any questions. When he meets a strange man called Till, though, everything changes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,412
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    403
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    Till is going through a financially hard time. He became desperate for work. So when a friend of his knew someone who was looking for a dog trainer and was willing to pay really well, he figured why not? He could handle a dog.

    Until he found out it wasn't actually a dog. He was supposed to train a full grown man. The pay was too much to turn down. Till just hoped he could manage this strange job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,182
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,732
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    Paul wird von seiner Frau verlassen und er leidet. Aber er kann, wenn er es richtig anstellt, eine neue Liebe finden. Aber nur, wenn er es wirklich zulässt. Und auch sein bester Kumpel Richard erlebt neues Liebesglück und ganz anders, als er es sonst praktiziert.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    269,441
    Chapters:
    101/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    1,127
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    Paul is left by his wife and he suffers. But he can, if he does it right, find a new love. But only if he really lets himself. And also his best buddy Richard experiences new love happiness and quite different from his usual practice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    256,194
    Chapters:
    95/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,458
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    With only a few days left to pay off a colossal debt, four wealthy gentlemen vying for your affection and the knowledge that you've never played poker in your entire life, you've got the feeling that you'll be gambling more than your heart for the following nights.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,881
    Chapters:
    3/9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    522
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    One day Till buys a painting he thinks it's just a normal one, but he doesn't know that the truth is different.
    The old lady had warned him, she said that it's better if they don't argue next to it... the band doesn't listen to that advice, and something wild happens.

    Where's Richard?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,093
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,804
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    Welcome to the other side, where the rules are made up, magic is real, and the points don't matter. It turns out that if the talking heads were really paying attention - or perhaps willing to out themselves - they would point to the real "cabal" of magic users that live among normal people. Live like normal people, even.

    As if losing her job and moving back to Helsinki wasn't enough to rock Vissa Jarvinen's shaky grasp on reality, she finds herself surrounded by a tightly-knit group of magic users intent on helping her find her way. Back home in Helsinki, Vissa starts to learn that things aren't always too good to be true.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,221
    Chapters:
    19/25
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    Sometimes you find a crack in a surface. You try to patch it up, but it keeps falling further apart. You wonder what had been holding it together in the first place. You ponder if there's a way to rebuild it. If it is even worth the pain.

    Sometimes it is the same with people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,566
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6,542
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    Richard's life sucks and the band isn't much better. Richard is a mess and Flake isn't far behind him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,219
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,012
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    The continuing adventures of The Team.

    Main Story
    Kanal fünf Prequels

    Thank you to my dear readers who have been here through all of this! I might add something else here, I might not. We’ll see in the coming months. I am going to leave this open just in case but don’t be surprised if there’s nothing new here or suddenly there’s 5 things added.

    ++++++

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,530
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,158
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    Till is exhausted. He's not getting any younger, and the darkness that provides the means to his art is getting a bit hard to handle. He's practically shut himself away, buried in work and making sure he doesn't get a second to himself.

    Noting this, Flake and Schneider call on the others to hatch a plan to help their beloved Till relax. Be it with wine, good cooking, or the return of a long lost persona...

    Or, 5 Times Rammstein showed Till how much they love him, and one time he returned the favour

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,400
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    157
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    The rhythm of love - sometimes it's hard and constant, driving two people to the edge of heaven together; sometimes it's soft and quiet, barely a murmur but still there if you listen closely...

    Two aspiring musicians with a mutual passion for the drums - and each other - meet in NYC in the early 90s and spend one unforgettable night together that changes the trajectory of their lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151,992
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    346
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,894
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    As an officer, Christoph never even questioned if he was willing to give his life for the people he swore to protect. He just never expected this would be how he would lose it.
    He is about to discover where all the missing people went, and sadly, follow the same path.

    Aka. Schneider's descent into madness and submission until he becomes the perfect pup in a dark and unsettling journey of transformation.

    Once again inspired by Arretzelle's Mein Teil AU, yet not as perfect and beautiful as hers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,286
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    679
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    Estoy cansado
    No puedo seguir a merced de un hombre asi, estoy tan herido y tan destruido.
    Moretones, quemaduras, cicatrices y más. Me veo paupérrimo.

    Merezco algo mejor, ella merece algo mejor. Y prometo que no moriré ni me dejaré matar por él antes de poder sacarla de este agujero de penurias y odio.

    Te lo prometo bebé, juntos reiniciaremos nuestra vida.

    ~Richard&Christoph~
    ~Richard&Till~

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    64,897
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    244
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    Criminal Rammstein with their Ich Will characters set some time before the bank robbery took place.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,423
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    379

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