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    How Nandor (hired/met/seduced/rescued) Guillermo

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    Nandor couldn't fathom taking someone's life and then making them agree to an eternity together. That's what his familiars wanted when they begged to be killed. Nandor couldn't bear more than a decade of them. Centuries would be pushing it.

    The best quality in a familiar was someone who wasn't actually looking ahead to centuries of existence. Someone who treated human life as fragile and disposable.

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    After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!

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    a missing scene from my other fic, What They Do In The Shadows

    Nick makes Guillermo take him to a familiar mixer. He has a plan. It's about as likely to go well as any other plan he's ever had.

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    Death comes slowly for Guillermo (love is an entirely different sort of monster.)

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    Nandor the Relentless had 37 wives. He really loved 35 of them. This is the story of his relationship with just one of those wives.

     

    **Chapter 14 Summary**
    Nandor attempts to tell his housemates about Andrakis before the couple attends the Five Boroughs Ball together. Colin Robinson and crew help Nandor choose the perfect outfit for the perfect evening. Of course, everything happens just perfectly as Nandor's worlds collide.

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    Guillermo learns more about his heritage from Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor.

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    this is somewhat a fix-it for the witch episode.

    Laszlo Cravensworth cannot tell faces apart nor does he realise he should and I will DIE on this hill.

    Also I use she/they pronouns for Nadja in this fic because she's non-binary and I will die on THAT hill.

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    “Just give us thirty days. Please, that’s all we’re asking for.” Guillermo was near pleading now for some way out of this mess.

    Tilda looked between all of them, then locked eyes with Guillermo before nodding. “Very well. You have thirty days. If in that time you can provide indisputable proof of the entire Hustler house’s disappearance and show us footage of the baron’s death, you will all walk free, but you must provide both pieces of evidence.”

    “And if we cannot do that?” Nandor asked. “What happens then?”

    “Then this council’s previous ruling from your trial stands as is,” she replied. “I’m sorry but if you cannot do that, then we cannot let you go.”

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    Guillermo is looking intently at the scroll. ¨I´m gonna ask for this night off and go to the ball,¨ he says, ¨You want to come too?¨

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    Nandor and Guillermo have a little talk after the Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires incident.

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    The vampires (+human and werewolf) are forced to work with unlikely allies to save each other.

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    “Riiight,” Colin Robinson says slowly. “And this was before the tie-dye concert incident or after?”

    “Oh, hush. You’re giving me a headache,” Nandor says moodily.

    “Social mediums,” Nadja says with an impatient snap of her bejeweled fingers to get them back on topic. “We were speaking of investigating his social life and what the mediums have to say about it.”

    “Media,” says Colin. “Social media. Y’know, Twitter, Reddit, LinkedIn…”

    “I don’t give a devil’s testacle who’s read it or who’s linked in,” says Laszlo. “Open up your typing machine and show us what you can find, old chap.”

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    Colin Robinson enables the vampires in stalking Guillermo's social media and thus discovers Guillermo's MetroPCS advertisement reels. Nandor's reaction and ensuing confrontation of his audacious familiar are nothing short of sexually frustrated. (And everyone knows it.)

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    “You have better control than me, Guillermo,” Nandor continued evenly. “I rarely bathed as soon as I returned from a victory. I had more pressing needs. You should know that when the bloodlust fades, it is replaced by a different kind of hunger. And I was always ravenous after battle.”

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    Post-theatre, Guillermo wants nothing more than to take a hot bath and relax. Nandor, of course, has other ideas.

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    How will the Staten Island Vampire Crew react to an unfamiliar familiar face coming to visit them all the way from New Zealand? Will Colin Robinson ever stop being such an asshole? and will Nandor ever get over himself and fulfil his promise to Guillermo?

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    A revelation is causing Jenna to make decisions about her new nature.

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    Guillermo and Nandor face off after the Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires, but Nadja, Lazlo and Colin are unfortunately a bit distracting...

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    Guillermo notices, in the midst of his reverie, that Nandor’s stance is hunched and not at all suspicious.

    “Nandor,” he says. “What’s that behind your back?”

    Nandor looks up at him, the picture of innocence.

    “Nandor,” Guillermo says.

    “Nothing!” says Nandor. “My hand.” He flashes first his right hand from beneath his cape, then the other. “My other hand.”

    “Your hands and something else. C’mon, Nandor, show me what’s behind your back.”

    “Hm,” Nandor mocks him. “And what will you do if I don’t show you?”

    Guillermo gets up on his knees and starts to crawl toward Nandor. “I can think of a few things.”

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    Date night to Niagara Falls ends up taking an unexpected turn for Guillermo and Nandor, and Guillermo is not sure his heart will survive the volley of emotions tonight.

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    Nandor just wants Guillermo back, so of course he stalks him at Panera Bread.

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