19 Works in Colonel Sassacre

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    Maybe you kill him.
    Maybe your love transcends time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    33
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    Her imperial condesce was many things and had many names, tyrant, monster, betty crocker, the Batterwitch, the Baroness, Condy, Sea Hitler, Pastry Hag, meenah, and most shockingly of all mom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,249
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    337
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    Sometimes things don't quite work out the way they planned.

    Especially when a bunch of aliens are involved.

    (aka: What do you get when you introduce members of a genocidal alien species to human culture customs? Answer: A hot mess.)

    PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

    --

    content warnings will be posted in the chapter summaries

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,165
    Chapters:
    24/35
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    5,593
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    Which Condesce is this being on Earth for a good while?

    One of them.

    If none of these exactly feel finished - well, I might get to finishing them if I have ideas. But it felt better not to hold onto them forever while waiting for those ideas.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,842
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    162
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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,718
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    57
    Hits:
    1,388
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    Jade spent all her time hating the cruel Baroness, but you always turned your attention to your far more admirable guardian- even if he was already long gone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Condesce and her short history with tokophobia

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,829
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    478
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    Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
    A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    250
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    A crossover fic between Homestuck and Warhammer 40 000. When an armed conflict erupts between humanity, trolls and Chaos on the planet of Alternia, Commissar Rose Lalonde and her troops are quick to respond. What seems to just be a standard conflict turns out to be the start of something bigger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,341
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    285
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    My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.

    See headers for warnings

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,779
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    92
    Hits:
    2,166
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    A davejane take on the classic novel by Diana Wynne Jones, and the film from Studio Ghibli. Originally a prompt on one of my side blogs (imaginedavejane) which I'm now bringing to fruition.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,118
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    225
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    You are four years old and know that people should not appear out of thin air.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,835
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    Dave Strider does a lot of important things in his life, and then in the lives of others, and then for the lives of others, because that's the kind of man he was always going to grow up to be.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,345
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    All Joe ever needed was his buddy Jade and occasionally the weird blond guy who kept showing up.

    Companion piece to Advance Guard

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,885
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,115
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    Jade Crocker's childhood memories were a collage of red and white. Red like mixing bowls and spoons, like the hairband their mother always wore to keep her long, raven hair pulled from her face. White like flour and starched aprons that their mother wore, white like the icing her brother piped on the cakes their mother had baked. Red like the cocktail cherries Jade put on top while her mother held her over it when her legs were too short to reach the top of the counter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,292
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,420
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    About a disgraced alien empress, all the things she's lost and gained, and four children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    2,494
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    Colonel Sassacre and the Condesce: the Untold Story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,751
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    On the morning of April 13th, 1895, Miss Jade Harley wakes up from a very important dream.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,775
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    The Condesce, living her life as Betty Crocker, comes across the children fated to bring about her downfall and begins forming an unexpected attachment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    6,329

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