19 Works in Colonel Sassacre
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Maybe you kill him.
Maybe your love transcends time.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 542
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 33
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Her imperial condesce was many things and had many names, tyrant, monster, betty crocker, the Batterwitch, the Baroness, Condy, Sea Hitler, Pastry Hag, meenah, and most shockingly of all mom.
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Sometimes things don't quite work out the way they planned.
Especially when a bunch of aliens are involved.
(aka: What do you get when you introduce members of a genocidal alien species to human culture customs? Answer: A hot mess.)
PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.
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content warnings will be posted in the chapter summaries
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- Part 4 of New Planet, New Life
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Intermission: Sweeps, of Increasing Irreconcilability by Sudrien (a_b_b_e)
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Feb 2021
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Which Condesce is this being on Earth for a good while?
One of them.
If none of these exactly feel finished - well, I might get to finishing them if I have ideas. But it felt better not to hold onto them forever while waiting for those ideas.
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- Part 16 of The timeline in which Roxy Bends
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Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.
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Jade spent all her time hating the cruel Baroness, but you always turned your attention to your far more admirable guardian- even if he was already long gone.
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- Part 4 of -1000 Word Homestuck Drabbles
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Condesce and her short history with tokophobia
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Cherub Blood by JeckParadox
Fandoms: Homestuck, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Feb 2016
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Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.Series
- Part 1 of English's Bizarre Adventure
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A crossover fic between Homestuck and Warhammer 40 000. When an armed conflict erupts between humanity, trolls and Chaos on the planet of Alternia, Commissar Rose Lalonde and her troops are quick to respond. What seems to just be a standard conflict turns out to be the start of something bigger.
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My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.
See headers for warnings
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A davejane take on the classic novel by Diana Wynne Jones, and the film from Studio Ghibli. Originally a prompt on one of my side blogs (imaginedavejane) which I'm now bringing to fruition.
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- Part 1 of Howl's Moving Castlestuck
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You are four years old and know that people should not appear out of thin air.
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- Part 6 of Happy Endings
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Dave Strider does a lot of important things in his life, and then in the lives of others, and then for the lives of others, because that's the kind of man he was always going to grow up to be.
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- Part 5 of Happy Endings
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All Joe ever needed was his buddy Jade and occasionally the weird blond guy who kept showing up.
Companion piece to Advance Guard
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- Part 7 of Happy Endings
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My Only Daughter A Smoking Gun by orphan_account for Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Dec 2012
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Jade Crocker's childhood memories were a collage of red and white. Red like mixing bowls and spoons, like the hairband their mother always wore to keep her long, raven hair pulled from her face. White like flour and starched aprons that their mother wore, white like the icing her brother piped on the cakes their mother had baked. Red like the cocktail cherries Jade put on top while her mother held her over it when her legs were too short to reach the top of the counter.
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About a disgraced alien empress, all the things she's lost and gained, and four children.
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In Which A Retired Southern Colonel Rescues An Alien Queen From The Flaming Wreckage Of Her Ship And Introduces Her To Human Society While Entertaining Flushed Thoughts Regarding The Imperial Personage. Also, There Is Recreational Strolling. by biichama (biichan)
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Mar 2012
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Colonel Sassacre and the Condesce: the Untold Story.
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On the morning of April 13th, 1895, Miss Jade Harley wakes up from a very important dream.
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The Condesce, living her life as Betty Crocker, comes across the children fated to bring about her downfall and begins forming an unexpected attachment.