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    The Davidson’s have a date night

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    Three months have passed since the world ended.
    The few survivors remain in the safe tunnels of the underground PEIP base, not knowing whether or not they'll live to see the next day. Though grief is prominent and the iron fist of PEIPs leaders is uncompromising, the tests of this new world may return those who were thought to be dead to their loved ones.
    And in the darkness, hope could be found.

    Part Two of ’On the Outside Looking In’

    READ PART ONE (OTOLI) FIRST!!!!

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    The residents of the ship APTHIS-113 have one goal in mind: find a habitable planet to continue the human race. Little do they know there is an alien creature onboard determined to kill every last one of them. Their only chance to survive is to find it before it finds them.

    Hatchetfield Among Us AU, title from Nightmare Time by Jeff Blim.

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    Ever thought about if TGWDLM and Black Friday were in the same timeline, and what would've happened between the two if that were the case? Because I know I have! I've tried to make this as canon-compliant and in character as possible, but I've also included some headcanons and (accidental) inconsistencies, so it's more like a parallel universe canon-compliant fanfic, if that makes sense
    Starts at the end, ends at the beginning and written from multiple perspectives but mostly focuses on good ol' paulkins. Mentions of violence but probably nothing too graphic (except for a dream-sequence in chapter 10 that's pretty unpleasant I think, but I'll make it easy to skip)

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    Usually when you die and your body is donated for scientific research that's that. But usually that scientific research doesn't include a pathogen with the power to reanimate, and you don't end up as a zombified lab rat for a questionable branch of the US millitary.

    It's a stroke of luck that Paul and Emma were given a second shot at being alive, and they're not going to sit around wasting it.

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    We’re returning back to the tiny town of Hatchetfield where everything is normal. Or so it should be. With PEIP fully operational with no clear up job in sight, things run smoother than ever before. It’s just unfortunate that the citizens of the island have started seeing dead people.

    If You Want, If You Dare is the fourth instalment of the Something You Pine For Series, but this time, there’s someone missing.

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    PEIP’s rec room is notorious for competition, and Xander just wants to win one game against his friends

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    It's been a year where Xander's been without John. He wants him back more than ever now

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    After becoming the hive leader, Paul Matthews, now named Ben Bridges, has one thing on his mind. World Domination. Pokotho and Emma Perkins can be the only ones to help him. Unfortunately, Colonel Schaffer got in their way. But, this is a musical pandemic, after all, and nothing is getting in his way.

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    Every day is Just an Another Day for Hatchetfield. Before the Wiggly The Apothesis and all of the other bullshit. What was life before all of this. We will see all the Pieces come together in the Weeks and Days before

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    “Well well well, what do we have here?” Linda mused. She studied him carefully. She held his face to prevent him from moving. “Hmmmmm. He’s not what I expected, but if it is the will of Wiggly then so be it.”

    [ or: au where paul is chosen as wiggly’s vessel, and a different sort of apotheosis is upon hatchetfield. ]

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    PEIP is trying to develop a cure. They use Paul & Emma as their test subjects.

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    PEIP have come to investigate Watcherworld where they believe the eldritch god Blinky is located, but have to go undercover as a family unit to get inside

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    Hatchetfield, 1946

    After the Second World War has come to an end, the citizens of Hatchetfield move on in life, blissful in the presence of music and life and laughter.
    But when a major executive of a manufacturing company is found dead on the beach, murder most foul becomes the towns biggest story.
    Enter Paul Matthews, a mild-mannered reporter for the Hatchetfield Gazette who gets stuck with the story.
    In the wake of red-herrings, riots, and a trail of deaths that seems to lead to one killer, can Paul, with the help of the spunky barmaid, Emma, stop the killing?

    Basically, I got impatient and wrote a Noir Paulkins AU in the middle of writing Until it Sleeps, in spite of having a bunch of other WIP’s I need to finish

    Really hope you guys enjoy!!!

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    MAJOR NIGHTMARE TIME EP.2 SPOILERS - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND INTEND TO AT SOME POINT
    In which a different man makes a different decision.

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    Hatchetfield isn’t safe. It never has been. What will happen when a groups of 6 inexperienced teens try to save the world? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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    collection of stories that are based on one word prompts, all ranging from platonic engagement to hardcore shipping. this will also be worked on wattpad, since i started it there already lmao

    ship/relation and trigger/smut warnings will be mentioned in the notes of each chapter!!

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    john and xander want to make phoenix and jasper's first christmas outside of the orphanage a good one. they need it to be perfect.

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    Ethan has a big heart and even bigger plans. Unfortunately, those plans are disrupted by a baby.

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    schaeffer spends time with melissa for christmas ; sof comes home with a surprise for bea.

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