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    It was only a couple of hours after the clown show-down and Richie Tozier was dealing with a very carefully planned breakdown. Then a certain somebody had mysteriously been brought back to life and throw any coping mechanisms Richie might’ve had down the drain.

    This is the story of the potential aftermath if everybody had lived and everything was as good as it could’ve been.

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    6/?
    Comments:
    3
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    369
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    Richie is a famous actor, and Eddie a college student who has never hear of him before. When they get papped arguing in public about a bad parking job, the media spins the story to make Richie seem like an homophobic asshole—nevermind that he was making out with Eddie minutes after the photos were taken. There's one obvious way to clear Richie's name: pretend the two had been dating all along.

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    English
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    11,039
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    399
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3417
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    Most people say their love story is from a fairy tale. Or, at least, they try to put a spin on it so it sounds like one, even if it was something as simple as meeting at a coffee shop by chance.

    Richie really didn’t think there was any way he could relate to that, in any regard. What on Earth was so endearing to others about constant miscommunication, cringe-worthy run-ins and, good god, the pining?

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    English
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    23,507
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1126
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    In which Eddie could have sworn he told his coworkers he’s dating Richie Tozier.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1229
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    Richie and Eddie get cast in a new horror movie together and sparks fly. To the point where Richie begs for an on-screen kissing scene just so he can kiss Eddie.

    Let’s follow stan twitter’s journey shipping both their fictional counterparts and R+E themselves.

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    English
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    6,532
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1598
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    Richie finds himself wondering what kind of personal trainer he’ll end up with. God, he can’t believe he’s doing this.

    Bev gets back to him with a contact for a guy Ben highly recommends, named Eddie Kaspbrak. With a name like that, Richie immediately pictures an old Polish guy, white hair and red face, sturdy and decidedly not someone Richie would be into, and is relieved. He realizes he’s kind of picturing Burgess Meredith in "Rocky," sweatsuit and beanie and all.

    Okay, maybe he can do this.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1450
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    Richie Tozier: Once a Loser, Always a Loser
    2017 16+ 54m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Funny, Witty

    Richie Tozier returns with a sweet, funny, and deeply moving show about his friends and his childhood.
    (Can be read as a stand-alone)

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    English
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    5,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    313
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    “The next thing I know, me and my husband are coming to in a Denny’s parking lot.”

    An excerpt from Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier’s latest comedy special.

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    English
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    1,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    632
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    over the years, there have been moments. little glimmers to draw attention to the blanks in richie's memory. here are some of these moments-- times he almost remembered his friends.

    (inspired by a tumblr post i can't find!!)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,245
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    36
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    Richie Tozier: Out of the Dumpster
    2017 16+ 33m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Funny, Witty

    After a year of hiatus, Richie Tozier finally comes back, brand new, with a fresh new take alongside a Netflix deal.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    481
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    Liz's boss, Eddie Kaspbrak, is both incredibly boring and incredibly mean. So why, of all people, is comedian Trashmouth Tozier living at his house?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1138
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    Instead of pulling away, Richie flipped Stan off. Everything would be okay.

    or, Richie tattoos R+E instead of carving it

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    4,575
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Eddie was not enjoying quarantine. It wasn’t the isolation– he had Richie to keep him company. It wasn’t the confines of his apartment– his and Richie’s apartment in LA would be large enough to fit all the Losers with space to spare. It wasn’t the fear of disease. Okay, that was a bit of a lie, Eddie still had his baggage.

    But no, what really bothered Eddie, what kept him up at night, was the fact that he couldn’t yell at his dumbass colleagues in person.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    728
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    When Eddie had applied to be Richie Tozier’s intern, it was after two strawberry daiquiris with Bill and Mike and more than an hour of less-than-gentle convincing. He had somewhat of a crush on the up-and-coming comedian, and his just-graduated self had thought hey, what’s the worst that could happen?

    He hadn't expected to actually get the job.

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    English
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    12,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2694
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    “Beverly has always been my rock. She is a very good listener especially when you lend her a smoke. She's been there for me since we met. Every time I had a problem I'd go to her because she's the person I felt I could be honest with. I love her.” 

    “I’m so glad I got to marry my best friend.” 
    A transcript of Richie's first stand-up act since 2016

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    English
    Words:
    1,360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    437
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    Eddie is at the end of his shift when he sees something, for lack of a better word, peculiar.

    It’s a man. And he’s looking at the camera.

    He’s got hair that curls around his ears and thick rimmed glasses, and he’s staring. Eddie tenses, wondering if this is the day that he actually needs to involve security in his slow moving job.

    Then, the man does something strange. He smiles.

    OR: Eddie Kaspbrak works as a security video monitoring operator at a train station, and one man keeps flirting with the security camera.

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    English
    Words:
    22,607
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    514
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    3721
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    “What? No! Holy shit no, Stan! I’m gay as all hell. I’m in love with your florist and I need to buy something gay because he assumed I was straight and I was too busy staring at him to correct him”, Richie babbles.
    “Eddie?” Stan questions.
    “That’s the bitch! I need to have him gift-wrap something super gay for me so I can reveal my gayness is a super organic way, then I’ll swing by the jewellery department to propose. Oh! He can do the flowers for our wedding!” Richie explains, genuinely excited.

    Based on a prompt from @Iracebeth3 on twitter
    'Person A is a gift-wrapper at a mall and Person B just keeps buying pointless stuff to try and chat with them'

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    English
    Words:
    12,717
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2527
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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    English
    Words:
    6,182
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    2077
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    Richie Tozier is taken into interview and asked a lot of the same questions, but today most of them are about Eddie. He enjoys himself as he talks about Eddie and other parts of his life. This takes place after a few years of Eddie confessing.
    Based off of @kaspbrak_kid’s fanfiction, “here in your arms”.

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    English
    Words:
    1,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    169
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    Eddie doesn't know how things got to be this way. He should be past all the childhood trauma, right? He hardly even remembered all the bad things, that is, until he makes a mistake and sends Richie Tozier a message on Facebook.

    Revised May 2020

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,512
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2827

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