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    Andy spends an afternoon licking honey off Quynh.

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    The figure throws back his hood to reveal a human face, pale-skinned, with a beaky nose, wide grey-green eyes, and a curious smile. It is – almost – the face Yusuf has seen in his dreams, more times than he can count, ever since, young and reckless and far from home, he bargained his way into magical power.

    (Or: what happens when you’re a Lawful Good Warlock and your Archfey patron gets annoyed that you multiclassed into Bard)

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    “It’s been eighteen months!” said Quỳnh. “First Joe's new boyfriend is a doctor and working shifts, then he doesn’t use social media, then he’s studying in Manchester, then he’s shy and doesn’t like photos – it’s getting transparent. I’m almost embarrassed for Joe.”

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    Joe and Nicky finds a drunk unconscious Booker and have their fill.

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    There was just a tiny bit of self imposed pressure but she was getting this done because Booker’s mouth was a godsend and he deserved a nice blowjob in return.

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    A further exploration of how Joe and Nicky work as a couple brings more revelations.

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    A private rehearsal of That Kiss.

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    “If there was ever a textbook definition of a one-night stand, it’s the two of them. Surely she’s supposed to leave now. Walk out without a backward glance.”

    After a disappointing night out, Nile is offered a chance to turn things around from a surprising source. Written to fill the prompt Booker/Nile + Not quite anonymous sex.

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    Some days you find yourself having sex with your academic nemesis in a storage closet and that’s just how it is.

    Series
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    “Huh.” Nile pulls a face she can’t hold back. “I just don’t really see how it could feel good.”

    Joe leans over to murmur something in Nicky’s ear. Nicky gives his glass a few absent swirls and responds with one of those small, secret-filled smiles, so Joe turns to Nile and says, “We could show you, if you want.”

    Several long moments pass where Nile just gawks at them. Surely she misunderstood, or is now hallucinating an even more surreal outcome of this already absurd conversation. But she hasn’t, and she isn’t: they’re looking at her so openly, with such attentive kindness, like nothing she says or does could possibly offend them. She finds her voice only to stammer, “Sh-show me?”

    “If you want." Nicky shrugs. “There are many routes to pleasure that can be explored in this long life of ours. It could be freeing, or at least educational, to see one that isn’t necessarily conventional.”

    Alternatively: Joe and Nicky invite Nile into their bedroom.

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    Prince Nicolò is marrying Lady Nile for the good of the kingdom, and everybody has to make the best of it. Or: wlw/mlm solidarity is conspiring with your boyfriend’s wife’s girlfriend to help them produce a royal heir.

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    Recovery is not always quick and it's not always easy. Nicky's gentle when he reminds Joe.

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    Inspired by this prompt and subsequent comments: Joe/Nicky - Joe is the trophy husband

    Nicky comes from old money and Joe is an actor. They fall in love. (or do they? the trashy tabloids love to speculate)

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    In which Nicky cheats on his husband at a bar then goes home to thoroughly enjoy the consequences of his actions

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    Joe would long be asleep by now, were it any other night, nose nuzzling the crook of Nicky’s neck, drooling steadily on his soft grey tee shirt. Instead, he’s tangling arms with his beloved, pulling their bodies close in a sardine-packed club as they take their fifth shot in as many minutes. Their wrists meet, blood pulsing in unison to the deep, grimy beat of the music.

     It’s hardly the type of environment they frequent, but tonight is special: it’s Nicky’s birthday. Or they think it is. It’s at least somewhere in the general vicinity of his birthday. The calendars have changed too many times to know with any amount of certainty.

     

    Alternatively: Joe and Nicky go out, then go home to indulge themselves in some rough sex and breathplay. The evening takes a few turns when Joe gets a little too into it.

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    "You can't do this! You can't just take people who- you can't!" Yusuf yelled, sputtered, really.

    The Dragon stared down at him with a fanged smile, and said, "Too late."

    Prince Yusuf al-Kaysani, on the way to stop his runaway groom-to-be, is intercepted by a very scaly obstacle.
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    “Why have we never negotiated with Tunis before?” Marco asked his older brother, the morning Prince Yusuf sailed into Genoa.

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    It’s possible that they took the “you’re in charge of him” a little too literal but Nile only had so much self-control.

    Booker with his sad puppy dog eyes was so damn grateful, pliant, and desperate to make up for his sins that he jumped at her beck and call even when it completely inconvenienced him. She almost couldn’t help the way she started pushing and looking for boundaries; asking for more and seeing what he was willing to give or where he drew the line. So far there seemed to be no limit with him.

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    A mission to save some kids has gone wrong. Booker has to relive a death he experienced so very long ago. Hanging. Over and over again. In the cold.

    How did this happen?

    How does he get out of it this time?

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    [Modern Widower!Booker AU.] Nile briefly meets a friend of Joe’s, only to learn later that his life is far more complicated than she could’ve ever imagined.

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