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    They need each other unfortunately. Hermione has tricked Draco under her tutelage, arrogant attitude and all. But she would be simple to think he would accept it quietly. They have both have secrets to hide, old wounds better left to fester, and a world full of mermaids, dragons, and magic to explore.

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    30/?
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    Daniel Jackson meets a kindred spirit at a conference. They part, then meet again under extraordinary circumstances. Nothing will ever be the same.

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    26/?
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    After a fall from grace eight years ago, Wei Wuxian is living the high life again. He's comfortably famous; he's comfortably rich. So what if he uses his body to make bank? Everything is going exactly as it should be. He's happy. Really.

    Enter Lan Wangji.

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    1/?
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    Mick likes it hot in the warehouse, Len likes it cold. When the two can't manage to compromise Abby takes matters into her own hands.

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    1/1
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    Baekhyun has a past full of regrets. One choice lead him down a road he can never take back.

    For years he knew exactly what he needed to do to atone. Until the day he met Park Chanyeol and his family of gorgeous, snarky, queers. Could Baekhyun have been so wrong about the meaning of family loyalty and honor?

    But history repeats itself and now Baekhyun finds himself with another choice. This time he knows that his choice can never be taken back and will have sweeping repercussions.

    The K-Pop x Fast and the Furious cross over my poor gay soul didn't know it needed.

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    7/?
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    Julian and Garak try to negotiate life during the Dominion War while hiding Garak's unplanned pregnancy.
    Occasional fluff, but lots of heavy stuff.
    Sequel to Drought-Bloom.

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    4/11
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    44
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    3
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    All week, Vegeta had been despondent. Quiet, reclusive. Absent from meals, awake at odd hours. A decade ago, she might have chalked it up to a whim of his personality, but now, she knew better. Something was bothering him.
    --
    In which Vegeta shares his feelings and a decision is made.

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    It always starts with a bet.

    The Shepard twins grew up roaming Earth’s forgotten streets. They kept each other alive and made a habit of driving one another forward with bets. They started simply enough, but the older they got, the higher the stakes rose. To outsiders, it was hostile, grim, and competitive. To them, it was a game that gave them an edge in life. After a wager went too far, they found themselves enlisted in the Alliance military. Over ten years later, they’re assigned together on a shakedown run to Eden Prime. It’s time for their biggest wager yet; the title of first human Spectre. But when we make plans, our gods laugh.

    A tale of two Shepards taking on the events of Mass Effect 1. The galaxy will never be the same.

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    6/?
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    “If you put on any more sunscreen, I think you’ll slip and then contaminate these pristine waters,” Mita says critically, watching Lemtov slather himself with what, by her count, seemed to be the fifth layer of sunscreen.

    Lemtov raises an eyebrow at her, “I just knew this was a dastardly scheme of yours. You’ll trick me into not putting on enough sunscreen. I’ll get sunburned, develop skin cancer, then die, and then you’ll finally be the hottest Eurovision contestant.”

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    The Wimbourne Wasps experiment with Quidditch innovation under Oliver Wood’s tutelage. Wood, desperate to defeat his former team the Schemers of Skye, enlists casual ballerina Hermione Granger to whip his inflexible chaser into fighting form. Porn with a side dish of plot. Dramione.

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    An impulse like so many of Dakota's others somehow turns into a lifetime commitment. He can't explain it. It's Cavendish. Whaddya gonna do?

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    10/?
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    3
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    "It started out as dreams that come to me randomly in my sleep. Dreams that were either completely lucid or somewhat hazy. Yet I could still recall them after I woke up.

    I was just a complicatedly simple human who lived out in the woods. A human with mental and physical issues, but human all the same.

    Yet, in the dreams, I wasn't human. At least I wasn't in physical appearance."

    It all started when a young human female started having dreams of another live in a whole other universe.

    One where she was an alien and was trained to be an elite spy and doctor.

    However, she had died due to more than 20 hours worth of intense and near-fatal forms of torture.

    As a human, she lived to be 116 before dying once again.

    Now she was reborn once again as the alien she was before. However, that was only because her body was cloned from the original strand of DNA.

    Now, she'll have to adapt to her new life and a whole new time period in order to survive.

    What will happen when she stumbles upon the First Order and an offer is made that may as well have saved her life and lead to quite the unexpecting journey??

    Well, read more to find out.

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    Neil just wants to get away. Away from the cameras, from the attention, from the fact that his father's face is on the cover of every newspaper, magazine, and website as far as Neil can see.

    Andrew has a deadline coming up for the next installment in his mystery novel series, and everything and everyone he knows is a distraction.

    They're supposed to spend a month in a cabin together, splitting the cost without actually interacting. Things never do go to plan.

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    When the King accepts a petition, by law he must attend the eldest petitioner first, and he must attend her until her petition is fulfilled or she withdraws it, howsoever many appointments become necessary.

    The Great King Ganondorf Dragmire, however, is the Law. His ruthless glory forged entire legends and his reign reshaped the world.

    It is written that the petition of loatta vaisa Nialet avadha Davayu was many years in tending.

    This is her story.

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    7/?
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    CLAUDE: Jeorge, is it?

    JEORGE: That is my name. You're Claude, if I remember correctly?

    CLAUDE: The one and only.

    JEORGE: What did you need of me? You don't seem the type to approach someone for simple idle chatter.

    CLAUDE: Cutting right to the chase, eh? You're wrong about the idle chatter part, I'm pretty fond of that, but it's no big deal.

    CLAUDE: I've heard you're the best archer in the land you come from.

    JEORGE: That's a grossly exaggerated rumor. I'm no better or worse than anyone who has trained for as long as I have.

    CLAUDE: Thought you might say that. I know talk is cheap, so that's why I want you to show me what you've got. Rumors are rumors, words are words, but your bow arm won't lie.


    What it says in the tin, a fanmade Heroes support for Jeorge and Claude

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    The only thing that seems to stay the same is that they're inevitable in any universe.

    A collection of alphabetical AUs, all focusing on the relationship between Quinn and the Wrath.

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    41
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    4
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    Abigail Anderson is happy on her family's farm, but when her grandfather leaves her his mansion and she flies halfway across the continent, she gets more than she bargained for.
    Set before the events of Carry You Home

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Rick Grimes' oldest daughter, Callie, catches the eye of Negan during his first unannounced visit to Alexandria. She thinks he's screwing with her dad's mind when he says if she'd been negotiating the night Glenn and Abe died, their group would have had better odds. During the second visit, when he brings back Carl, she wonders if it's possible. Could she actually be the key to bring Alexandria and the Saviors from the brink of war? Is she willing to?

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    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    91
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    53
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    13
    Hits:
    2512
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    Four lives, two hearts, one soul...and more banter than you can shake a stick at.

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    *I bet you’re the prettiest girl in Diamond City.*

    *And I bet you’re the dumbest man in the Commonwealth.*

    *So...what you’re saying is we’re both right?*

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    405
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    171
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    Alec Lightwood is the White Collar Crime unit's best agent. His track record is immaculate, and he kinda hates that his latest target is really. Really hot.

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    Five times Magnus slips out of Alec's grasp, and one time he doesn't.

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    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    19
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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