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    Din heard the child give an inquisitive coo, and he instinctively brought his gaze over to him. Many times, the kid burbled over something insignificant to Din; the kind of curiosities only a baby could delight in, like a bug or unusual shadow. But Din had been burned enough times by the child’s fascination with a dangling wire or other potential threat to treat every loud noise from him as a priority.
    In this case, his instincts proved true. Ahead on the path, a large, dark figure was sitting and staring at them. Din’s blood froze when he noticed the pointed ears and bright, piercing eyes. He had heard enough descriptions of the Beast from his time in the Guild to realize that now his life might be over.

    READ THE TAGS! No polygamy or cheating in this story. Depending on where I take the story a lot of people might want to get into Din's pants.

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    The two men were dangerous—not in a kidnap creepy killer way, even though they were werewolves. (Yeah, they hadn’t let that titbit slip yet, but Stiles had been around enough werewolves to spot one). No, them being werewolves didn’t scare him. It was the way that both men screamed Daddy that gave him pause. These were the sort of men who could get into a boy's head and find out all those pesky problems and secrets, make you want to acknowledge shit you had no time for. Nope, they may look like gods in Armani, but Stiles wasn’t going to even risk going down that dark path of temptation.

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    "Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and-

    "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez.
     
    "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this.

    ***

    It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

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    I'm getting back into my WIP's, but first, here's thirty thousand words (at least) of slow burn I did just so Hux can wear a horse-riding outfit.

    Kudos and comments are appreciated! (Weekly-ish updating.)

    (And yes, I am trying to use 'red, black, and grey' in each chapter. Because I'm an idiot.)

    And I'd like to thank the very wonderful TheSeaVoices for the cool poster at the start of Chapter 1!! It was a fantastic surprise and, like all of their work, an amazing piece of art! Check out all their other stuff-it's all beautiful!

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    21,762
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    11/20
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    In one galaxy, the novel was never read. In another, it starts a landslide.

    Or what happens when the Mandalorians learn that the Jedi are exactly what most of them look for in a partner.

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    Ben has been pining after Wil for a while, and when they're at a blade show together and there's only one bed...who knows what will happen?

    (Accidental cuddling. That's what will happen. And other general adorableness. Really just a pile of squee and hopefully some sexiness thrown in too.)

    Thanks to SunnySideEgg for the ship request!

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    10/?
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    1
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    Patrick loves how methodical David can be when he channels his focus into a task. He loves that he can take something so complicated on the surface and smooth it out with capable hands until it’s simple. He loves that he can stand here and talk about cleaning products in that nonchalant tone and somehow, somehow have Patrick’s pulse picking up and his face warming with a steady blush.

    *

    In which David strips Patrick's baseball uniforms, and Patrick has a lot of feelings about it.

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    Ronan in his hockey gear, towering over Adam with his extra three inches from his skates is hot. But Ronan in that gear, playing well is so hot it's almost unbearable most of the nights Adam goes to see Ronan's men's league games. And he's been going for almost four months.

    When Adam checked Ronan out in yoga class, he knew Ronan had to be athletic. He even figured Ronan might play hockey based on the look of Ronan's ass. Adam was right. Ronan does play hockey and he is good at playing hockey. And Ronan being good at hockey drives Adam so insane he can't wait for them to get home to do something about it.

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    Years after the start of the apocalypse, George and Sapnap enter one of the world's worst Dead Zones--areas deemed uninhabitable due to the large quantity of zombies and end monsters that lurk there--in search of Sapnap's old, possibly
    not-dead-yet friend. Instead, they find Dream.

    Six years ago, Dream woke up alone and confused with a new scar on his nose and a hunger in his bones so deep, it never goes away. It's not long before Dream learns he's a new sort of monster, not quite an undead, but no longer human either. Worse, he spends his days craving raw meat... human meat above all others.

    Unable to trust himself among civilized people anymore, Dream exiles himself to a dead zone, where he finally finds peace, only to stumble upon two stubborn idiots three years later. Idiots he can't seem to just leave to die...

     

    Have a zombie AU where Dream is a little south of human, George is trying his best to stay alive, and Sapnap just wants to find his friends again.

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    A team of thieves with complicated pasts take down the rich and powerful to help those that get left out from justice. Their latest job should be simple, but an unexpected adversary has Eskel confronting his past.
    Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    To say that Din Djarin is nervous about letting his little boy start kindergarten is quite an understatement. Grogu is small and he doesn't speak, and Corvus Elementary School isn't exactly a top-notch educational establishment. And all his fears prove well-founded when he gets a text, on the very first day, to pick Grogu up at the principal's office.

    Once upon a time, Luke Skywalker had been a hot-shot Air Force pilot, flying high all over the world. Now, he's settled into a quiet life in Taos, New Mexico, as a social worker, dealing with kids and families in need. One afternoon, his boss hands him a file - a little boy with selective mutism is being kept out of school by his parent. Luke needs to investigate and report.

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    Dream's worked for the Emperor for as long as he can remember. He's the best there is--a manhunter like no other.

    A manhunter who trained for years. Who never got a childhood. Who wants nothing more than to just run for the sake of it, rather than the sake of the hunt.

    Too bad there's no escaping the Emperor and Dream would rather live chained than die free... at least that's what he thought. Then he's sent to kill three traitors. Then he meets Sapnap and George and Bad. Then he realizes maybe there are some things worth dying for. (Friendship being one of them.)

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    Enjoy Manhunter!Dream who doesn't really want to be a manhunter, a George who would rather be sleeping, a Sapnap and Bad who just want to go home to the Nether, and one very done Punz.

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    Doyoung steps off the elevator and into the depths of Q Branch to find several of his underlings clustered around one workbench, chattering to each other in low voices. They’re so engrossed in their conversation that they don’t notice his approach - which is how he gets to overhear snatches of what they’re talking about. He almost assumes that it will be the latest sports news - uninteresting, but mundane enough - or maybe whatever album release is coming up.

    But no - it’s agency gossip, of course.

    Worse: it’s gossip about 007.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
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    238
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    51
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    A pair of galactic drifters build their lives in the shadow of the Empire.

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    425
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    217
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    52
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    Love’s Endless Light is a 12-part, canon-compliant, serial romance fic. As Aziraphale and Crowley slowly fall in love over the millennia, Crowley discovers that Aziraphale is keeping a very dangerous secret. It will update Fridays on Ao3 & Tumblr.

    Why a serial fic? Because I wanted to make a Tumblr comic like all the cool kids do, but I can’t draw, so you’re going to get it in prose.

    Read the serial on Tumblr

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    Comments:
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    Or 'How Flynn Fairwind comes to realize he has a competence kink the size of Boralas'.

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    A variety of intimate encounters, both sexual and platonic, that Cody has over the years. Sex and cuddles don't fix everything, but they can do a whole hell of a lot.

    Aka: how Cody thinking with his dick saved the galaxy.

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    Comments:
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    AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.

    Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.

    Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?

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    132,557
    Chapters:
    40/?
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    1269
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    904
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    26108
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    Maybe Fives finds that interesting, and maybe he’d like to hear a little more of what Kix thinks sometimes. Maybe that’s why he’s one of the last ones to head to the med tent, at the end of the post-battle rush when Kix slows down a little and falls into a more methodical rhythm before dragging himself off to crash.

    ~~~

    Medics are scary. Fives is intrigued.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    "I don’t want to." Lan Zhan whispers over and over again. "I don’t want to. I don’t want to."

    "Lan Zhan, I…" When Wei Wuxian wrestles the talisman away from between Lan Zhan’s fingers, it is hot to the touch.

    Kill all demonic cultivators.

    No.

    No.

    *

    Lan Wangji is accidentally cursed to kill all demonic cultivators by his husband, Wei Wuxian, demonic cultivator.

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    English
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    43,498
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    1
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    246
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    76
    Hits:
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