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    After the Battle of Sodden Hill, Yennefer comes to in a tavern with no memory of how she got there, no idea where she is, and no friendly faces in sight. But there is one familiar face; could Jaskier be exactly who she needs right now?

    And what happens when, after traveling together and really getting to know each other, they run into a certain witcher they haven't seen since a certain mountaintop, and he's on the run from Nilfgaard with his child surprise?

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    He spurned his enemies, raised his brothers to fight against the scum of Nilfgaard, and all for what? To be alive in the twenty-first century and have an apartment with a Wolf witcher? It seems so.

    Letho says he's mad. Jaskier simply smiles because he passed that threshold centuries ago.

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    "We need supplies, and to buy them we need more coin than we have,” Jaskier said, playing to the man’s practical side. “We can’t trust that you won’t be sold out if you take a contract.”

    AKA- Jaskier is the breadwinner in this relationship.

    (While part of a series, can be read separately.)

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    One thing to know about Jaskier was that he was not as small as he might seem at first glance. His bright smiles, flirtatious personality and exuberant energy made him seem deceptively boyish and the clothing he wore only added to the image, making him look a lot smaller than he truly was. It wasn’t as though Geralt hadn’t noticed before. He knew Jaskier wasn’t that much shorter than him. He’d stood next to him and shared a bed often enough that he was familiar with the shape of his stature, but it had never really occurred to Geralt that Jaskier nearly matched him in height and shoulder width because it just didn’t match with the picture of Jaskier in his head, or the one in front of him. Probably due to the fact that most of their time together was either spent sitting down or with Geralt across the room while Jaskier danced on tabletops or Geralt atop Roach while Jaskier walked below. It was easy to forget that Jaskier wasn’t actually as small and delicate as his manner and clothing made him appear.

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    They get ambushed and Geralt finds out Jaskier can actually pick him up and carry him.

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    Drunk Witchers are dangerous... to themselves.

    In which Geralt acts like a puppy, Ciri ambushes everyone, Eskel and Vesemir are innocent, Lambert fucked up... and Jaskier has to fix it. Oh dear.

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    Markus has a simple three step plan:
    1. Watch the tournament at the Passiflora to see who wins the pot.
    2. Get that person drunk.
    3. Steal everything they have.

    He is also about to have three problems:
    1. Geralt
    2. Yennefer
    3. Jaskier

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    Almost 2 years after the moutain, Geralt is coping. He's fine. He's making great decisions like taking a contract on an ice troll at the start of winter, in the mountains. The hunt goes wrong and he finds himself dying in a ravine, covered in snow, cold and alone.

    And then, like an angel descenting from heaven, is the cat. A rare species of cat, a snow leopard that seems determined to keep Geralt alive, even against his own wishes. Geralt can do nothing but let him, and maybe talk - he was always better at talking to animals and he has many regrets to comb through.

    or i do uno reverse on the wolf geralt trope and make jaskier a big kitty after the moutain and geralt, ofc, doesn't realize. thats it

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    On a sleepless night, Jaskier starts hearing a voice in his head, a woman calling for him. At first, he thinks he's losing his mind and tries to rationalize it. But now? Now he's realizing there may be more to this voice than he originally believed. And it might just change his life forever.

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    One night, Jaskier privately remarked that once he'd told stories freely, words slipping from his mouth quicker than the nightshade-tinted White Gull flowed into the pitchers. When the stories dried up to the horrors of the world, giving way to murky silence and a soul-eating weight on his shoulders, Jaskier had tied it to the fall of Gorthur Gvaed.

    That was a lie, for it was merely after the sacking when he truly realised how much he'd changed. The stories had stopped decades before, when he was still Julian.

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    Jaskier had always known Midsummer to be a night of festivities, celebration and heavy drinking - preferably with a beautiful partner to warm his bed. When a stroke of good fate landed them in a village prepared to honor the occasion, Jaskier couldn't wait to share the night with his witcher as soon as he returned from his hunt.

    Then Roach showed up in town. Alone.

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    Touching the brooch feels like being struck with lightning.

    Jaskier has an important revelation about that happened in Rinde.

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    What if when Witchers were made they had a companion, someone to tend to their wounds, someone to love them and not judge them for something they can’t control? When Witchers were first made they were given an equal someone to travel and face all their trials with, these beings are familiars.

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    “Have you seen Geralt this morning?”

    “Who?” the man asked, perplexed.

    “Geralt, the witcher,” Jaskier elaborated.

    “We haven’t seen any witchers,” the man looked genuinely puzzled.

    “I arrived with him yesterday. He took care of your nekker problem.”

    “Nekker problem?” Was the man daft? “It was just you who came in yesterday. With your horse. Are you feeling alright, Master Bard?” The man had the audacity to look at Jaskier as if he was the mad one.

    When Geralt disappears after an argument, no one in the small village they're in seems to remember him. Except Jaskier and an old woman with a chilling secret.

    Someone always disappears at this time of year, and no one remembers they ever existed in the morning. The Fair Folk steal them away and they are never seen again.

    Until now. Jaskier refuses to leave Geralt to his fate. He will get him back.

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    When Jaskier had been taken prisoner by Nilfgaardian forces, he hadn't expected to leave the whole ordeal behind him with a baby monster in tow.

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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    Geralt has always been a little afraid of losing control. And after what happened the last time, it's not an unreasonable worry, one which the Council shares. He's been watched since he left Kaer Morhen, but he's always been... perfect. Kept himself in control, never done anything to create a reason to come after him.
    And then he meets a girl. A girl with a grudge against a sorcerer, who asks him to give her her revenge. And he fucks it up worse than anything else in his life.
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    Julian has always told himself that he doesn't mind being a Witcher. It's not like he's got another choice, after all. But when the Council asks him to take down a half-feral fugitive, he starts to think that might not be true anymore.

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    Jaskier attended Oxenfurt Academy where he studied the seven liberal arts. Surprisingly, this is relevant to traveling and surviving as the Witcher's bard (and occasional savior of the Witcher's hide).

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    Forced into hiding after a rather unfortunate event with someone his family deems 'the enemy', Julian Alfred Pankratz, rising superstar singer, finds himself back in the Old Country, stuck in a decrepit mansion by his lonesome. His days are filled with endless wandering through the empty rooms and frequent visits to the wine cellar until a storm sweeps something unexpected into his back yard - a girl dressed in white with scared eyes and a bleeding arm.

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    “Geralt…? What, by Melitele’s tits, are you doing? The door, man, normal people use a d--... Geralt?” He noticed it now. The feverish sheen on the Witcher’s skin, the alert, skittish look in his eyes and the--. He cleared the distance between them in three strides. Geralt retreated until his back hit the wall with a dull thud, but Jaskier would not be deterred. He shoved his face into the crook of Geralt’s neck and breathed in deeply, his hands gripping the edges of the damp cloak draped over broad shoulders. “You’re…”

    “I need… need to ask you… for a…” He clenched his teeth, eyes rolling to the ceiling. Two gloved hands lifted to push Jaskier away from his chest; it felt like trying to move a mountain. Not because Jaskier pushed back, but because every fibre of his being wanted to pull the other way. Ask for a what though? ‘Favour’ didn’t quite fit the bill for what he was about to request, and so he stared at Jaskier with those intense golden eyes, while mentally scrambling for a coherent explanation amidst the brain fog.


    Geralt and Jaskier get together, fall in love with Eskel, and learn that it's all right to want (and let themselves have) things.

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    i·dée fixe
    /ēˌdā ˈfēks/
    noun
    an idea or desire that dominates the mind; an obsession

    Three years after his fiancee's murder, Private Investigator Geralt Rivia is hired by the Vengerberg family to find and bring to justice the escaped convict, Julian Pankratz, who is responsible for her death. The only problem? The murderer has his eye on Geralt, and doesn't plan to let him go.

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