Condiments
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Derek drops by at an inopportune time…
The one where Derek climbs in Stiles window as he is masturbating to gay food porn with some very sweet things. -
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When Katie keeps getting 'condiments' and 'condoms' mixed up, James decides to be nice and help her get the two straightened out. But things don't go so well when she gets the two words mixed up in the grocery store...
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My Report on Vampires by KaibaSlaveGirl34 for Harry2, WavesOver
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2019
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AU. Yugi is a lonely teen who has to do a report on vampires for school. Soon he meets a vampire named Yami. As they get to know each other, Yugi falls in love with Yami and vice versa. However, as gentle as he seems, Yami is still a creature of the night, and has those vampire instincts.
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- Part 90 of Yu-Gi-Oh Stories/Crossovers
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Maria has found a map and consults Ren and Kyoko on where it might lead. Treasure? Love? Family? And what insanity might they encounter as they follow the directions? Oneshot with some light Ren/Kyoko; a birthday present for one of the friends who let me pick her brain.
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Grumbot has been patiently waiting, but no one ever comes to visit him. Lonely, he contacts Jrumbot and finds out he had been lied to. While he has been trapped in his own reality, everything has changed. Confused and desperate, he turns back to his basic programming.
And even he isn't able to stop it.
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the tomato condiment caper by Scyfymom13 for LilibethSonar
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Saturday Night Live Sketches
06 Sep 2021
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“You’d be my catsup to my ketchup, though, wouldn’t you, Rey?”
“Yeah, that’s right, catsup. You’re never going to stop teasing me about that,” Rey murmured over her shoulder, shrugging, “It’s what Chewie and Lando always had in the fridge at the garage.”
“To-may-to, to-ma-to.” Ben teased, caught up in the moment, “You didn’t answer the question, Rey.”
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- Part 2 of Mischief, Mischief, Mischief
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Me: let's look up different phobias.
Google: have some random ones.
Me: *finds "Mortuusequusphobia."*
Also me: huh, wonder what that is; it looks ridiculously hard to pronounce and spell, so it must be the fear of something interesting.
"Mortuusequusphobia: the fear of ketchup."
Me: welp, Avid Adopter can wait a while.
And that is how this short came to be.
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- Part 8 of Oneshots
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I Can't Believe He's Not Butter by palimpsessed
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Apr 2022
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Baz is a depressive container of pancake syrup who just wants what the ketchups have. Then, one day, a tub of margarine comes into his life.
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The third politician enters into a cafe packed full with the Chief of Staff for the Revolutionary Army, a manager with no fashion sense, a waiter who needs a nap, five high class ladies, and the two other old men he came to meet.
Sabo really dislikes apricot jam.
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The Sweet, Short Tale of Roast Beef & Criminalized Onion Relish by blythechild
Fandoms: Original Work
03 Aug 2023
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A ridiculous story outline based on a sandwich board photo I saw on Twitter: Roast Beef & Criminalized Onion Relish.
This is an original work and I claim copyright over it. It is suitable for all readers (unless you hate fun).
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- Part 10 of Brainfarts I wrote down