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I have a collection of kinda hot and inappropriate doodles of various Star Wars (un)Sexymen so I’ve compiled them all here, along with some that were just too dirty for tumblr.
*Now with lesbians!
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Atlas wants nothing, and she wants for nothing. She has what she needs: a roof over her head, money in the bank, food on her plate. She's no teacher, but she can pull her weight and keep out of the classroom. She wants nothing from anyone, expects nothing. Only peace and freedom, but who is she to fight a little crush? Playful banter and a shining, silvery smile. She wants for nothing, but maybe, just maybe, she feels safe to want a little bit more.
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“I don’t have any candy,” the dark-haired man replies, walking over to where Denji stood on the counter and lifting him down.
“Woah- hey! What about the wrapper in your room last night?!” Denji asks as he’s lifted and deposited back on the floor.
“What wrapper? There was no wrapper,” Aki rubbed his temples, trying to think of what Denji could’ve meant.
“It was on the floor! With you and Angel’s clothes! A lollipop wrapper!”
“What?! Aki and Angel were naked sleeping?!” Power screeches, pointing at the two of them, her mouth agape and eyebrows pulled together in anger. “Why can’t Power naked sleep?! Aki said no!”in which denji has a bad dream and walks in on aki and angel and is completely clueless as to what they're up to
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Bullfrog On A Mission by DarkIsLight
Fandoms: Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2024
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Taking place right after episode two (meaning in this fic, episodes three through six never happen), The Warden decides to send Bullfrog out on a completely different mission - to get inside the mind of Eden's number one poster boy, and find out what's happening behind the scenes.
Unfortunately for him however, things take a unexpected turn when he finds himself in a party he would have never went to otherwise...underneath a man that chose him to take him for the next week.
Will Bullfrog be able to survive under the thumb of the most influential face of Eden?
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Shea butter? I hardly know she-a. I hardley know her. Ed hardy. by Anonymous
Fandoms: South Park
18 Mar 2024
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pc principal teaches protected n consensual n uh how to SEX OH YEAH HIP THRUSTS WHOS WITH ME ft The Gay Kids
ignore sexual coercion tag #lol #meme #funny
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This Ugly and Beautiful Life by KingCthulhu
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
18 Mar 2024
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The Boy who always watched the Girl next door and wondered if she would ever notice him. The ghost girl who the boy next door could never see. See what entails the story of these two and more.
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Lay monk Prowl of Praxus was dutiful, bored, and obedient – until he met Jazz of Staniz when the Prime came to visit his Temple. Jazz was attractive, fascinating, and not nearly as concerned with Prowl's vow of chastity as he should be.
Then again, neither was Prowl.
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Reo's not nervous - Mikage's don't get nervous.
Except, well.
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"Even a man who is pure in heart, and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright"
― Curt SiodmakAdora is a werewolf, this she knows. She has known it since that terrible night where the sky was red with the blood moon and the grass was crimson with her own blood. She has known it since she ran away, since her bones started to break and her skin started to melt down, only shadows and claws and sharp teeth left behind, steel skin. She has no weakness, except for one. Her moon, her own wolfsbane, freckled cheekbones and jewel eyes, the only thing capable anchoring her to earth, the only one giving her the gift of a life she once lost, tender and good. Catra.
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The werewolf au finally! Where Adora is a big cryptic puppy, Catra is in love with her and they are both little shits while the navigate the strange world of... marriage? A lot of trauma ensures but also a lot of fluff.
ONESHOT that became two COMPLETED chapters because ao3 said it was too big for one.
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The story of how punching someone in the men's bathroom indirectly leads to a threesome.
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- Part 113 of Jihancheol dynamics
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Ink and Steel by Mystical_Knight_Dragon
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games), JUDGE EYES | Judgment (Video Games)
17 Mar 2024
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Kiryu is a professional baseball player for the Kamurocho Dragons. Things have been stable and predictable under Kazama’s management, but with his announcement that he’s retiring, Kiryu needs to prepare himself for a shakeup to his beloved team. But nothing could possibly prepare him for management under Shimano and his star player, Majima “Mad Dog” Goro.
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Kiryu watched suspiciously as Majima reached into his pocket, worried he’d pull a weapon, but no, he was just reaching for his cigarettes. Managing to light it one handed, keeping his fingers twisted painfully in Kiryu’s hair, Majima pulled in a deep lungful of smoke before blowing it in Kiryu’s face.
It should have made him angry, an obvious insult, but it unexpectedly stirred something deep within him. He kept his face carefully placid, unwilling to give the Mad Dog any further edge than he already had.
But something gave him away. Perhaps it was the fact that his face wasn’t as subtle as he thought, or perhaps it was the fact that Majima’s hand had loosened in his locks yet he still stayed obediently on his knees, his legs shifting further open to allow for a growing situation in his slacks.
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- Part 3 of The World of 'Bear's Necessities'
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No one is born to be a legend. Legends are made by the choices that define them. You most certainly weren’t born to be legendary. You were born to be Nothing special at all. It’s only by tragic circumstance that you find yourself on the path of no return, of a vengeance that knows only how to burn. A vengeance that just might make you legendary.
But the only way you can get your revenge is by joining the Donquixote family.
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“Mind if I walk you back to your hotel?” Joel asked. “Not tryin’ to be a creep but… I’d sleep a lot better tonight knowin’ you got back safe. Promise it’s not a ploy.”
“Damn, it’s not?” You asked, tucking your purse on your arm and heading for the door. “Because I was going to ask you to come up to my room if it was.”
“Well shit,” he said, catching up with you. “Maybe it is a ploy then.”
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You meet a stranger in a bar, one who is fun and sexy and makes you wonder if the single life is all it's cracked up to be. But there's one big problem: you probably shouldn't be fucking your dad's best friend.
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my heart's on fire for your love by seiyachu
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
16 Mar 2024
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It elicited a breathy whine from him as he pressed his body further into your clutch. “Claw at me all you want, I don’t care. Take my heart and make it yours.”
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In which Xavier's heartbeat carries a new meaning when it comes to you.
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Montreal Confidential by Maggie_Honeybite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale is a widower who lives in Montreal and works as a librarian-archivist at the McGill University library. Crowley is a young’ish cellist who moves into the apartment next door. Complications ensue. This fic started out as an excuse for me to write about music I like in a setting I enjoy, with some smut thrown in. It’s since taken on a life of its own, complete with Canadian baked goods, some Canadian WWII history, and an Italian mafia connection.
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The best part of waking up (is hearing your beautiful voice) by Minasbitch
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
16 Mar 2024
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His long blonde hair blocked an eye and his smirk sent chills down Zoro's spine. Such a terrible sight to see after the comfortable atmosphere was almost inexcusable, but Zoro wasn't one to barge in on personal disputes. She could manage herself, he rationalized.
"What a scumbag."
Or, Zoro loved the concept of normalcy, and that did not involve blonde interventions.
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What Happens in Vegas... by ImlatetotheBTSparty (Supernatastic)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Mar 2024
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The year is 2025, you are on a trip to Las Vegas with your best friend for your 30th birthday and somehow you run into Yoongi in the hotel elevator, then again at a club where he dumps his drink on your brand-new dress. Now, he's trying to make it up to you... And you didn't even know he'd finished his military service.
tldr; reader and Yoongi have a secret relationship after meeting in Vegas when he finishes his military service in 2025
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A day together with Topaz? That is something unbelievable, especially for someone like Caelus, who never really cared about status or responsibilities. That can change in a night when Topaz opens herself to an investment too hard not to miss.
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Hard Release by henry_amargosa for KitSaidOui
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
16 Mar 2024
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Last year changed David Nelson. João Lopes de Melo changed David Nelson. And then he returned to Portugal, with bitter words and unresolved feelings left between them.
But that’s not where David is leaving it. He’s headed to Lisbon, and he has no idea what’s in store.
A sequel to Love Bites.