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    Six months after Violet Baudelaire dies, she shows up in his apartment.

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    They've come so far, it is nice to know that the world is quiet here, at the end.

    Someone finally swallows their pride and gives the Baudalaire orphans some answers.

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    There's a scenario for each of Olaf's disguises (except for the Jacques & Kit ones) that get very sexual with the reader. I dunno, I've been obsessed with Olaf lately. Some chapters will be short & I'm not gonna shy away from foul language this time. Disguises are NOT their own character here.

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    "Klaus Snicket was extremely excited, his 10th birthday was tomorrow and his mother was coming home today. He’d never had a “traditional” home, he lived in a hotel with his uncles the Denouements and his mother Kit Snicket, when she wasn’t away on a VFD mission that is. His mother refused to tell him who his father was but he's always had a hunch that it was Dewey Denouement, he could be observant, sometimes, and he'd seen how close the two were. But nevermind all that, he was just glad that he'd get to see his mother again."

    Klaus Snicket AU, but Lemony isn't the Snicket he's related to, and he isn't related to the Baudelaire's either.

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    Violet Baudelaire - young, pretty, incredibly gifted in mechanics, and the soon-to-be next victim of the villainous killer and arsonist Count Olaf. She finds herself captured and at his mercy, but miraculously, he doesn't kill her. What could this mean for Violet? And more importantly, what dastardly depraved things will he force her to do?

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    hey, y'all remember that bit in the last chapter of TBB that mentioned Violet looking almost like a ghost?? let's take that snippet, give and take some elements, and just soar with it.

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    Scintillating is a word which here means something is fascinating.

    For example, you could call the noble organisation known as VFD scintillating. And, you could call the man who took one of the VFD's most promising and gifted new recruit scintillating as well. Which is what Klaus did.

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    An alternative universe where the fire never happened and they get taken into VFD.

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    "'Sunny and I should stay here with the Quagmires,' he said as he gathered up the handkerchief.

    And here’s the thing. Violet knew they were running out of time. And Violet knew she would be right back. And Violet knew that the Quagmires were alone, and scared, and needed their friends more than ever.

    And though every part of her screamed for her to disagree, to shut Klaus down and demand they stick together, she nodded."

    An AU where Klaus and Sunny get kidnapped along with the Quagmires in Ersatz Elevator, and Violet's left to find them on her own.

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    Lemony Snicket's account of the Baudelaire orphans is known to be inaccurate, but who can correct the record? When a young woman finds evidence that VFD is operating in the open again, she sets out in the hopes of reuniting with her old family. Who she finds instead - an old villain in the familiar guise of Madam Lulu - offers a different perspective on the trials of the Baudelaire orphans and the life of Count Olaf.

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    Olaf gives you a very special birthday gift.

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    "If you want to stop me from marrying your sister, how about you take her place? Or are you too selfish to do so?" Olaf suggested with a sly grin. He knew Klaus' mother well, well enough to know what would be passed down onto their children, her idealogy and beliefs were one of them. The belief they were noble. He wanted to shatter that idea and rub it in his face. But apparently, Klaus was different. As Olaf prepared to laugh at how pathetic and selfish Klaus was to trap his sister in a loveless marriage with a man she hated, Klaus stuttered out.

    "I-if it keeps my sisters s-safe..." Klaus' breath was shaky, holding himself to calm down as he uttered out the words that would cause a lengthier series of unfortunate events. "Then yes... I-I'll m-marry... You..."

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    Not finished(no sex scene yet) just gotta get it out my drafts before it gets deleted,,

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    A few months ago my friend and I wrote some crack Fan fiction. It has like 11 Fandoms. Today I unleash upon you horror. Read at your own risk!

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

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    When Martin gets a call from a “Mr. Poe”, he thinks it’s either A) a scam, or B) another one of his relatives calling about his recently passed mother. He doesn’t expect a banker in charge of the affairs of three children who are distantly related to him, and he doesn’t expect the conversation to be one of guardianship.

    But he feels for them, he really does, and he decides, after everything that’s happened (Jon, the Unknowing, the Flesh attacking the Institute, Peter Lukas) he could do some good for someone else for once.

    And then Jon wakes up.

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    "I’m in a fountain again, (I don’t think many people would say that statement,) but there are a few differences from the last time I was in this situation. For one, I don’t have you, Isadora. There’s nothing to keep me from going insane this time. Except I won’t be here for long. That’s the other difference, I’m not coming back this time."

    Duncan's been gone for a while. But when Olaf captures the Baudelaire's, as well as the living Quagmire's, again, they discover they might've been wrong.

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    The two siblings split up one night at the carnival, to keep an eye on both Esme and Olaf at the same time.

    Klaus follows Count Olaf as he leaves the carnival. Olaf didn't tell anyone where he was going, not even Esme. And similarly, Klaus didn't tell anyone he was leaving either, not even his sisters.

    This causes an even more unfortunate timeline than the one you know of.

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    “Never like, ‘we’re never gonna have a black president’ never?” Quigley asked. “‘Cause that happened.”

    “A real never.” Fiona said, smiling through her threat. “Like, if you ever ask me about this again, you’re never going to be able to eat without a straw.”

    She shut the fridge door and walked out.

    “Yeah, okay, well… you’re on the wrong side of history, my friend.” Quigley called after her.

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    There are nights where he must be alone.

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    Count Olaf wants to steal Batman's fortune, or does he?

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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny tragically lose their parents to a house fire. What's even worse is the events to come: living with Count Olaf and trying to survive his nefarious schemes to steal their fortune.

    How will Violet save her siblings from this treacherous plot? She will have to be willing to do whatever it takes to save them

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    3/?
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