13 Works in Count Olaf/Lemony Snicket

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    Before Olaf was the villain everyone came to know he was just like any other person. However, after a terrible, unfortunate misunderstanding Olaf was forever changed and that was how the fires became ignited...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Time and time again, Lemony Snicket writes letters to his dead love, or does he? He may write to her, but it's not about Beatrice. It was never about Beatrice.

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    English
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    735
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    48
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    Not everything is about Beatrice.

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    English
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    394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    174
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    It's prom time at Prufrock Prep.

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    1/1
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    Lemony goes through a back hallway towards his dorm, only to come across Olaf sitting in the hallway. How can a simple question turn into so much more?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    348
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    After the death of count Olaf, the Baudelaires are left alone on a desert island with a newborne Beatrice Snicket and no way to go back to the mainland.New dangers and new perils awaits them. Will the Baudelaires be ready to face them? Will they menage to reunite with their friends? Will they menage to uncover all the secrets that still envelop the VFD secret society?
    This story will answer all this questions. But one last warning, this is not a story for the faint of hearts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    One-shot. Lemony knows Olaf is bad news, knows something is going on between him and Kit, knows this is a terrible – a word that here means both ‘dreadful’, ‘worrisome’, and all around ‘really really really really really awful’ – idea, but Olaf is standing outside his room with two bottles of wine and the script for the latest play the Drama Club will be staging tugged under his arm, claiming he wants to go over a few scenes together to make sure he truly understands Lemony’s authorial intent, and despite the fact that it’s past midnight, despite the fact that Lemony has homework to finish, despite the fact that the color of Olaf’s cheeks, the shine in his eyes, and the slight slur in his voice when he says ‘authorial’ proves that he has been drinking already, Lemony finds himself opening his door wider and stepping aside to let Olaf in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1240
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    As summed up on my Tumblr:

    Olaf drops off the VFD’s radar after his latest stint in a minimum security penitentiary, but the VFD decide that they want him back in the fold, because despite being a little criminal hussy he does have unique talents in the areas of disguise and subterfuge. And since Lemony was technically his friend at school, or as close as it comes with Olaf, they assign him the job of tracking Olaf down.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    998
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    Each of the Snicket siblings has their own special relationship to Olaf. A phrase which here means, all of the Snickets have had sex with Count Olaf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,887
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1328
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    "Three shards of pottery, and a deep, thick shroud, are required on occasions such as these. To conceal the eyes, the mouth, the mirror." ⸻

    The brightest generation of the V.F.D. were born under decaying stars; the previous generation had made this organization noble, but the secret of that nobility was lost in translation. This generation of young volunteers have always had one foot out the door, but these coming years will make them question whether the organization was ever good to begin with, whether their friends and associates could ever have been trusted, and whether the desperation not to be alone or the desperation to serve "the better good" is greater.

    It may also teach them what resides at the bottom of a not-quite ocean, and how that great unknown shaped the organization we known today.

    (A complex pre-ASOUE look into V.F.D., some headcanons about events of the time period, and a mess of unhealthy relationships I do not condone or believe should be aspired to.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,022
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1812
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    A teenage Lemony Snicket helps teenage Olaf cope with the loss of his parents. Angst and fluff are included.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    516
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    Юный агент ГПВ и писатель Лемони Сникет приезжает в большой город в поисках своей сестры Кит и влюбляется в очень симпатичного баристу.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    5,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    180
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    Craigslist Personals:

    me: intellectually/sexually frustrated;
    you: unsexy barista

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,706
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1186

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