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    The year is 1240, Julian, or as he will now be known, Jaskier, is on the cusp of graduating when he meets Victoria, the Countess de Stael. Who knows where it could lead?
    (I do. In great detail actually, but that's for me to write and you to find out.)

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    Jaskier has one fantasy that he's hungry to fulfill - to have no strings attached, wild, fantastic sex with a Witcher, the figment of people's nightmares. He finally gets his chance at a party thrown by the Countess of Stael.

    But will this Witcher prove too much for him to handle?

     

    Can Be Read as a Standalone!

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    Ya’aburnee literally means "you bury me," but it is an expressed concept of hope that the person you love (family, spouse, friend) will outlive you because life without them would be agonizing. It’s a way to express that you would hate to live without the person you love. I think that’s the kind of love Jaskier feels for Geralt. Jaskier is Fae, which in this means the half-blood child of Robin Goodfellow and Lady Adele Pankratz. She is an immortal trickster, with Fae morals and a human heart that loves both freely and deeply without shame.

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    “Did you really have to fuck the mage?” growled Geralt, who had gotten more than an eyeful from the manor window.
    “Yes, I really did,” said Jaskier. “Whew boy, but I am ready to get the fuck out of this town and far, far away immediately and at once. Glad to be alive and still in possession of all my bits and know that they function but whew.”

    --

    The one where Jaskier has a near-death experience, makes a wish, and inexplicably has a lot of amazing but ill-advised sex in a crumbling manor house with a sexy but insane sorceress. And then, keeps on having it. It's almost as if the universe is drawing them ceaselessly back together or something. Which would all be very romantic if not for the fact that they viscerally hate one another. Until, of course, they don't.

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    When Jaskier's band, Dandelions, suddenly kicks him out, he accidentally finds himself a place in another one - Kaer Morhen, a band he'd always considered to be his rivals.
    And maybe, just maybe, they're not as bad as he'd thought. And maybe their frontman, who calls himself The White Wolf, isn't such an idiot after all...

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    Geralt, who moonlights as a vigilante known as the Witcher, comes to Novigrad to chase a serial killer who’s been eluding him for years. His new job as a reporter for The Continental Press is just a way to pay the bills until he moves on— nothing more, nothing less. He doesn’t have time for the attentions of the adorable entertainment writer, Jaskier, who keeps getting himself into trouble. He definitely doesn’t have time for his own growing feelings for Jaskier.

    A prequel to “I’m Only Human After All,” covering the three years leading up to the events of that story. Can be read as a standalone.

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    It's a war. And what's a human being, in the grand scheme of things?

    [Previous summary :
    The countess de Stael lurks in the dark, and Jaskier can't really go far.
    Or : The countess de Stael is a spy master for the best of price. And Jaskier..well, he does what he can to survive.
    And who cares, Yennefer is always there, to pick up the pieces left. ]

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    “Only a fool would let themselves fall in love with Geralt of Rivia.”

    “Ah, but you're the biggest fool I know.”

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    “The song says a mantle or a maidenhead, but as far as I can see you have neither of those. How about we strike a deal witcher?”

    “I don’t bargain with the likes of you, fairy.” The witcher growled. He was tired from the journey to Carterhaugh and had no interest in playing games with the fae, no matter how pretty.

    “You don’t have a choice, witcher. You came to Carterhaugh of your own free will,” the fairy Jaskier then more sang than spoke: “You pulled the rose, you broke the tree. For that you must pay.”

    A retelling of the ballad Tam Lin wherein Jaskier is Tam Lin.

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    DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WILL EVER FINISH THIS FIC SO READ AND HOPEFULLY ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK

    there are about a billion post ep 6 fics but ya know what, i think the world could use at least one more.

    Jaskier decides to go off to the coast by himself, while playing at a tavern a familiar face walks in, one drunk night later and Geralt has his trusty bard back by his side again. Having almost lost each other once, maybe their reunion will be enough for them to actually talk about their feelings. and ya know have gay sex and all that.

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    Jaskier is going to get Geralt back. He will. Even if he has to poke a finger in the eye of death itself to do it. Metaphorically, of course. He doesn't know where to even start looking for death's eyes, assuming it is a literal being with literal eyes. Although if it is, and it does, and he did, he would poke Death in the eye literally to get Geralt back as well.

    (An Orpheus and Eurydice AU)

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    While Geralt deals with King Foltest's striga, Jaskier visits the small nearby town of Dorian to visit an old childhood friend as he patiently awaits the witcher's return. However, Jaskier instead discovers an ancient, insidious curse that destroyed that friend's life... and, with Geralt's rejection of a proffered bloom, seals Jaskier's eventual fate.

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    Jaskier and Yennefer are living together. And Geralt is back in their lives. This fic will explore how the relationship(s) between the three friends evolve and what kind of mischief they can get themselves and each other into.
    Tags will be added as I go and rating may change to M.

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    Honestly, Jaskier doesn’t know why he expected lying about having sex with her to be a good idea. All he ended up getting from it was a slap to the face from Katrina and an argument with Valdo that Jaskier definitely won and was definitely not baited into taking a dare.

    “Honestly Julian, did you expect your little lie to work on anyone other than yourself?”

    Gods, Jaskier wants to punch this guy.

    “Be careful what you say Valdo, I might punch you.”

    AKA i was bullied into writing smut and it turned into fluff.

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    “Um,” Jaskier blinked, glancing out at the sea of faces, “how many of you thought me and Geralt were a couple?”

    The hands of every single person in the room flew into the air, playing along to what must have been Jaskier’s attempt at a joke. Of course Jaskier and Geralt were a couple. It was obvious.

    Jaskier let out a little squeaking sound, face suitably flushed, “Oh my god, Yennefer, put your hand down.”

    -///-

    Or, Elena De Stael attends a High School Reunion with Pavetta. During the course of the night, it becomes apparent her high school sweetheart Jaskier is a) dating his best friend Geralt, and b) going to propose to him. The only problem is...well, that ring doesn't seem Geralt's style at all.

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    Geralt meets people Jaskier rather tries to avoid.
    One fateful day he was suddenly one of them.

    Featuring: Priscilla, the Countess de Stael, Viscount & Viscountess de Lettenhove and Valdo Marx.

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    "Vampirism is not a sickness, Jaskier, either you’re born with it, or you’re not."

    Or

    Jaskier gets turned into a Bruxa and Geralt is proven wrong.

     

    Translation: русский

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    Julian Alfred Pankratz is dead.

    Jaskier the Bard gives bits of his heart to anyone and anything he meets. He can't help himself.

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    53/?
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    Jaskier accepts an invitation to perform at the sixteenth birthday celebrations of an old friend's son, and, after everything, Geralt's not about to let him out of his sight. It all just sort of escalates from there.

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    568
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    96
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    10286
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    Jaskier lives in the modern world as Julian Alfred Pancratz. When his family vacations at an old castle his cousin owns, he discovers an old wardrobe that leads to the Continent. Specifically, it leads to a wardrobe belonging to Madeline de Stael.

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    4/4
    Comments:
    40
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    89
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    8
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    878

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