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    There’s a pin in Harry’s cupboard.
    One end is a too short, blunt metal tip, but the other, the plastic flared middle and flat top is bright purple with silver glitter. It looks like a magical starry sky.

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    What do you call two cookies who fall in love? A batch made in heaven!

    Alt summary: Everyone loves Avocado Cookie.

    (Avocado cookie/ other cookie fics!! Requests are open!)

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    When walking pass the kitchen, Chopper came across a tear-streaked Sanji and ran to call the only person who could smooth the poor blond. 

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    Set after the end of Fumbling Towards Ecstasy and before the beginning of Caffeinated Consciousness / Method of Modern Love, in the New Dawn verse.

    It is fall 2017, and Sören Sigurdsson and "Mark Lowry" are continuing what they started in Sausalito over the summer. But they have some challenges ahead - Sören's passion burns too hot to be with just one person. Indeed, Sören burns, in such a way that his path crossing with Maglor's may not have been coincidental at all. But can he tell Maglor what he thinks he knows of their past, the sweet sin he remembers?

    And where is the other from those days, that he could not live without?

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    The Resistance is desperate to get the upper hand in the ongoing war between them and the First Order. Rey's a bounty hunter that's exceptionally good at her job, but expensive. The Resistance puts out a hit to bring in Kylo Ren, dead or alive. Rey answered the call.

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    A certain Minamoto treasure sword is not acting like himself, whether in the possession of his original clan in the Heian period or serving the saniwa in the year 2205, with only a certain Minamoto onmyōji – not Yorimitsu, mind – to blame.

    Sequel to The First Saniwa.

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    8/?
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    It's multichapter serie of one shot related or not when the batfamily or and damian's friends protect him , when damian is happy , when damian get along with his sibling and many others things.

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    When Light touched the Death Note upon Higuchi's capture, Ryuk decided to place an ancient curse upon Light to make things more interesting. Instead of regaining his memories, Light has the Shinigami eyes and can kill anyone in an assortment of ways with no more than a hand gesture.

    When this power is revealed at a party to celebrate the defeat of Kira, Light runs into the mountains. With Japan and very quickly the entire world dropping dead from a mystery plague involving freezing of the heart, L joins forces with Misa Amane and the Shinigami, Rem, to find Light before the SPK, the mafia, or the task force do.

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    New recruits. New bullshit.

    Shenanigans will ensue.

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    Inktober/Fictober 2019 Day 26: Bait
    Fandom: The Goldfinch (Donna Tartt) (2019)

    Boris has a question. Theo has an answer. But was he even asking him?

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Sawada Tsunayoshi finds himself reborn as a pokemon, when he carelessly ended up daring Kawahira to make his gaming experiences more 'immersive'. You know what they say- be careful what you wish for.
    Now Tsuna must venture deep into the world of pokemon, all from Hoenn to get more acquainted with his new reality. It doesn't help that he became *that* pokemon. It almost seems like the world will continue to laugh at him, regardless of which universe he finds himself in.

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    5/?
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    Morfin Gaunt sends Delphine off to Hogwarts. She is up for a uphill struggle in a world where Parseltongue is stigmatized and where illiteracy is looked down upon. Watch how she struggles with school work due to her ignorance of the English tongue though she receives help from her fellow Parselmouths and last but not the least she ends up on her father's hit-list by just existing.

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    "Fareeha, would it be dumb for me to ask you to sleep with me?"

    Fareeha goes red. It dawns on Angela that the innocent meaning had been looked over completely. She quickly turns around with her hands covering her mouth, and Fareeha's cheeks are beet red, her eyebrows are threatening to merge with her hairline and her eyes are wide open. Her lips were parted, completely dumbstruck.

    "Ar-are you sure?" Fareeha asks, blinking quickly.

    "I didn't mean it like that!" Angela squeaks.

    S2 EP16: Ghost of the past

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    Extremely LGBT friendly and life affirming Crackfic that will save you. Honeymaren has been fixated on Elsa since she first arrived in the Enchanted Forest, but only dares to confront her feelings (with the help of a friendly swamp dweller) when Elsa is forced into marriage with an off-brand Hedgehog. Takes place after the events of Frozen 2. Only for gays and allies.

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    In Askr's Castle Gloria, anything can happen.

    A collection of random one-shots and maybe a two-shot, focusing on my own little FEH world. This involves OMEGAVERSE dynamics and MPREG. It's really... really stupid, guys. Oh, and Meta Knight is here. Don't think about it too deeply and you'll be OK.

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    Bucky's Very Secret Diary.
    Do Not Read.
    (Unless Suicidal. Or Steve. To be fair, those are not mutually exclusive)

    Steve wasn't sure what to expect from Bucky's on-the-run diary, but it wasn't this. Cat-Video critic, Plum connoisseur, Asimov fan and Parkour enthusiast. And there maybe a little bit about Steve penned in there. Maybe only a few hundred pages of boyhood tales.

    (Tags for future chapters)

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    13/?
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    America comes up with the amazing idea to make a group chat with some other nations and it’s all downhill from there. Updating when I think of something funny or when I have no motivation for anything else.

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    The fifth of December, 2019. We write a historical date, for it is the day our true Lord of Friege, Kempf, has decided to bless us at last. Was he too tired of all the Reinhardt alts and decided to show us how superior he is? Kiran shall find that out.

    ... Is Olwen worth remembering? (We may put Kempf's true words of wisdom towards her to rest now... Right?)

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    Shigaraki gets the chance to carefully sift through the pieces of his recovered memories and tries to hold them close.

    There is something that bothers him a bit though: Hana seems—oddly familiar.

    It’s not until he’s reviewing the U.A. training exercise footage their mole got them that he realizes it.

    The Yaoyorozu heiress, with her long, dark hair, her elegant eyes, and her confident smile, she looks just like—

    But she can’t be Hana.

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    tweet tweet @boiwonder
    I’m disappointed my dumbass friends didn’t respond to the challenge but also if they did they would have to submit to the Power Of My Will so good for them

    tweet tweet @boiwonder
    unrelated but @ green lanterns can i join i have the Power Of My Will

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    2/?
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