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    “Perhaps there is hope for the corrupt after all. Arceus had been generous enough to make the corrupted sinners a deal. They’d better stick to it.”

    Suddenly, as each of the villains has destroyed their individual timelines, Arceus gives them each a mysterious brooch infused with the power of their respective legendaries. Now, each villain must transform in order to restore the balance of good and evil that they once broke. It's not easy to form real friendships, especially when those bonds are between six homicidal criminals. However, soon they discover that not all that glitters is gold, as possessing true power has serious consequences, and have to work together to save themselves. It is up to Sakaki alone to return each member of "Team Rainbow Rocket" back home to their respective universe…

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    Maxwell Howler was a loser in every conceivable way. He was a man nearing his 30’s who worked a night job as a gas station clerk. The man had no family left to speak about, no friends, no one to come home to at the end of the day—not even a pet cat, a dog, or even a disgusting trimming. His life was one filled with loneliness, self-hatred, boredom, and a lot of instant ramen. That was until he met the creature he dubbed, “Kyle”. The creature that should have been the one to end his life, became the opposite. Instead of the bringer of death and destruction, it had become a beacon of life and hope.

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    Yeah, I knocked up Clark. Well, actually Lois did. Give it a chance!

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    Rozemyne allows Dregarnuhr to use her thread to repair the breaks in Ferdinand's.

    A teenaged Ferdinand comes face to face with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen who claims she's his fiancée. After she saves him from certain death, they go somewhere to be alone where she tells him the most unbelievable story.

    The expected consequences follow.

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    The rumbling grew exponentially. MK started to realize it wasn’t coming from the zombies.

    Ear bursting music echoed throughout the seemingly empty streets with an off key voice belting the lyrics, and what MK recently thought was the rumbling of a zombie horde, came barreling through the street blasting some kind of song with an eye straining yellow flash.

    “What the fuck was that?!?”

    “Was that Lady Gaga?!?”

     

    MK and Mei go on an adventure in this amazing zombie apocalypse and accidentally get in quite a lot of trouble! Who else to save them but the best taxi driver in the world?

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    Dream was never known to be fragile and weak; he always seemed to be so happy on the outside...

    Then it happened. He was weakened so much in a sudden amount of time. For the first time in years-

    -Dream's actions would catch up to him, to some fault of his own. There still rages an eternal battle: Dream and his past memories. Nobody could tell something what was wrong...

    At the same time, Ink was afflicted by something too, and Error just couldn't sweep it under the rug...

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    A collection of oneshots starring corporate!AU Scar and Zazu.

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    "I forgot you have no way of making it up to the Divine Beast on your own."

    Yeah, Link took that personally.

    Will add tags as I go.

    Yes, this is also inspired by that one youtube video.

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    Lucifer was the father of the Anti-Christ…
    …and several other sinner demons with daddy issues.

    What, you don’t adopt your daughter’s friends?

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    Everyone knows what happened.
    Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.
    And then Potter and Granger disappeared.
    Everyone knows what happened.

    No one knows about The Accident. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. No one but them.
    Here’s something that even they don’t know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies.

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    “You’re currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is back”
    “Is he at least a worthy dark lord?”
    “Sorry, but no. We did it better, he doesn’t even have an accessible manifesto”

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    (Y/n) gets sold to HEARTSTEEL and gets into situations with her new roommates.

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    Any experienced thief would have to be idiotic to steal the wheels off Gotham City’s sworn protector in broad darkness with no protection to surround them. But the burglar was not hunched over as he moved onto the second last wheel, and Bruce noticed that they weren’t just small for their size.
    Any experienced thief would never do this, but a child in Crime Alley? That was unfortunately a lot more plausible.


    Bruce Wayne was nine when his parents were shot dead.
    Bruce Wayne was eleven when Jason left him.
    This is the story of Bruce realising just how wrong he was.


    *This is a look into Bruce's character after the events of Come to Past. To understand this better, I'd recommend reading that first*

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    Years later, a new challenger awakens, bringing long standing foes together again.

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    TBB S3 Teaser Trailer speculation. What if Omega gets captured again?
    A twitter challenge based on said teaser. This tale being a tad on the humorous side perhaps?

    Part of TBB S3 Missing Scenes and Fixits and Speculation series

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    Egypt's number one hero, Palace, is killed by an S+RANKED villain named Sparkler and leaves him with a not so small request. Follow Sparkler as he takes up childcare, kidnapping, crimes, and the occasional good deed. It's all in a day's work!

    Chapters are early on Patreon, discord link in the notes!

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    Alastor and Lucifer switch bodies for a day.

    That's it that's the fic.

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    This is a grown adult, nearly as tall as Angel Dust and, most importantly, a sinner in Hell — and yet he is looking up at him like an abandoned puppy, round canine ears droopy among shaggy silver hair.

    He has seen this same look on Fat Nuggets before, he’s sure.

    Or, Kakashi ends up in Hell and becomes Valentino's “pet”. Angel Dust ends up pet-sitting.

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    "So, a blind guy walks into a bar." He bites his lip in excitement and when Yuichi finally gets the joke, after a beat, he bursts out laughing, and looks at Leo.
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    "Theres this, this statue, and he looks like you a bit. He- haha- was called the most welcoming salamander in the world. His name was K'Giythr. Can i?"
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    Unfair! He spent almost an hour, to his brothers delight, trying to fix it up and tame his loose curls for this outing!
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    When he resurfaces, he bumps his head on Juniors leg and almost immediately he hears aws and ooh from his family. Junior is none the wiser so that's good.
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    A prompt on ao3 thank you Im_HereNow404 for these idea tyyyyyy

    First chpt is just the prompt and a few things

    Formerly known as 'Woweee flirting and hair'

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