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    After an accident with the rebirth potion, Voldemort becomes a sassy sadistic teenage girl

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    1/1
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    It's not everyday you get a chance to go overseas, even more to create a new friend during your stay.

     

    Or,

     

    Seungmin is in Korea to perform his duties and in a certain locker room coincidence, he may or may not have found the love of his life.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    3
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    470
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    “Ooh, Rumi,” Dabi pipes up from the back of the room, feet propped on the desk and hands clasped, dickishly, behind his head. “Someone risking castration this year? Who’s it from?”

    “My boyfriend,” She says, red carnation in hand, to the shock of the room.

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    9
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    Jin Zixuan went to the Ravenclaw's table, attracting the glares of Wei Ying and Jiang Cheng. He didn't care about those two brats. His goal was another. He stood in front of Jiang Yanli, and with all the courage, he said, "You will come to the Yule Ball with me."
    The girl didn't answer. She smiled amiably - sometimes, he wondered if she could do anything other than smile all the time - as if flattered by the proposal. And she had to be! If Madame Jin hadn't insisted, Jin Zixuan would never have invited her to the ball. There were girls much prettier than her! She had to be honored with that invitation.
    But Yanli's response surprised him, "No."
    And this is how Jin Zixuan's troubles began.

     

    [ Jin Zixuan just wanted to invite his future wife to the Yule ball. Why did it all have to be so complicated?]

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    English
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    2,152
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    260
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    Bucky attacks an intruder on Christmas Eve and is distressed to find out that Santa is real and also unnecessarily hot.

    (Or almost 7000 words of Hot Santa Steve porn that no one asked for.)

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    1/1
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    0
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    Denki creates a UA chat group.

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    English
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    6,097
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    7/?
    Comments:
    29
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    589
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    Cats have always sensed that Geralt is... different. He can't get within five feet without them hissing and scrambling to get away, which is why- promise you won't laugh- Geralt of Rivia, the great White Wolf, has never pet a cat before. And neither have his fellow Witchers for that matter. What happens when Geralt finds a stray kitten in some backwater town in the middle of Velen, ribs showing and half frozen to death? And what happens when he decides to take the poor thing back to Kaer Morhen with him?

    or

    Jaskier is cursed to be a cat. The Wolf Witchers find him and instantly fall in love, giving him cuddles and kisses. Things sure get awkward when they find out that the kitten they've adopted is actually the bard who's been singing about them for more than twenty years.

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    7,881
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    708
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    6142
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.

    Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.

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    1/1
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    When Dream face reveals he shows the server how pretty he really is.

     

    or,

     

    DREAM BECOMES THE PRIMMADONNA GIRL ON THE SMP

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    1,628
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    25
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    583
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3148
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    When a married young couple get into an accident, they hit their heads and remember their past lives. With their memories jogged, Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan rush back to Carp Tower—only to find that after almost two decades, everything had changed!

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    5,991
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2795
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    The Hero Incident happens as it always does, except for one little difference. When Izuku leaves the mall, he has an added contact in his phone that refuses to leave him alone. Things can only get worse from there.

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    1,426
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    41
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    After Phil's five years of hardcore had finally ended, he was left with nothing but an empty space in his life.

    Unfortunately for him, life decided to fill that space with a Samsung Smart Refridgerator, a magic fridge that then decided to fill said space with children.

    Great.

    Language:
    English
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    813
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    110
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    You want to protect the one you love most. The only person you love, you want to keep your real species away from him. You want him safe. You don't want to hurt him. Not again. But you can't stop yourself.

    You can't dispose someone to your own satisfaction if he was already what you were longing for.

    It would've been easier to just kill everyone. Everyone but him. But... you can't.

    Not again.

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    19,096
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Kira's latest victim has a very strange little brother. Subsequently, he unwillingly becomes a single father— unless you'd count severed hands as partners.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    On a mission, Anakin Skywalker finds a very old droid. The Universe may never be the same.

    Language:
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    1,598
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    4
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    There's a new Shade in the house of Hades. The Shade insists he isn't supposed to be here. Zagreus must get to the bottom of this.

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    English
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    20,833
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2024
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    What happens when someone transmigrates into an already dead body?
    Shen Yuan was about to find out.

    AKA local millennial just wanted a nice and easy second life, but fate and an ice demon named Mobei-jun decided to butt-in.

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    English
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    81,004
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    760
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    ...where everyone gets equal love (and screen time)

    This is a collection of Zelda themed oneshots that were inspired by various Vines and TikToks.

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    English
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    5,363
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    613
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    Midoriya Inko could never begin to imagine how much her life would change by simply adopting a cat. Now admittedly, most people, when they adopt a pet, would enjoy new changes and experiences. But most people’s pets don’t have a quirk.

    Or: An AU in which Izuku is a cat, and sets out on a path to become one of the greatest heroes of all time.

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    English
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    8,205
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2421
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    Harry twirls the pan in his hands, grinning almost evilly, and says slowly, “These actually hurt quite a bit. I would know. Would you like to find out just how much, Aunt Petunia?”

    Harry finds out about his strange power at a young age and happily uses it to his advantage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,924
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    5111

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