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spiky twink rebooted by Salty_Sam
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Layton Kyouju vs Gyakuten Saiban | Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
19 Mar 2024
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gobo: mia i killed him
boobitch: WHAT
gobo: i killed the spiky twink
gobo: im so sorry
gobo: i took it too far
boobitch: oh my god
boobitch: on a scale of 1 – 10 how bad is it
nicknackpattywack: 15
nicknackpattywack: i cant feel my face
nicknackpattywack: where was this when u were armwrestling the 14 year old
gobo: I SWEAR TO GOD THAT 14 YEAR OLD WAS ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING OK···◦○○⦾○○◦···
reboot of my old aa chat fic. highschool au with mostly crack and humor, maybe minimal angst further down the road but i doubt it'll get as bad as the original did LMAO
yeah hope u guys enjoy. i know people liked the original so. yeah. here we go again i guessSeries
- Part 1 of Salty Sam’s Ace Attorney Fics
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Going back to around story 2 and 3 for this revision, old friends and Gods etc may or may not exist in this. Shenron is at the top of the God hierarchy with no one above him. The boys will be less aggressive with each other, except during mortal massacres and sex scenes, more understanding and hopefully more happy overall.
I tried my best with the original part 6, but ended up ruining it, so this is a revised version to fix the disaster that 6 became.
Aether is back and will be their maximum power now.
The animal people they are friends with and that are a part of other worlds are Anthropomorphic.
Shenron changes forms a lot for sexual scenes so it’s less awkward about how the hell that would work in the head picture whilst reading the scene. Cause I used to just suspend disbelief.
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- Part 6 of A most unusual cosmos
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Think Louder (It’s All in Your Head) by roony_roon
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, LEGO - All Media Types
19 Mar 2024
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Unable to think of a proper gift for her, Gerald Robotnik anxiously awaits the birth of his granddaughter. There are too many options and it's not like he can ask her what she likes! Perhaps he can find solace in those legos he impulsively bought…
…Or not.
This story’s not entirely about him after all.
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Vox's Reality TV Special! by Bee-nut (wellthizizdeprezzing)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
19 Mar 2024
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After Sir Pentious fails to spy on the hotel Hazbin staff, Vox decides that in order to get back at Alastor he's going to offer to film the hotel for his new “reality TV show''. Charlie, wanting more sinners to flock to the hotel, accepts his offer. Vox is in for his reality check as the show reveals things about his feelings towards Alastor he didn’t expect.
Chaos abounds. -
We'll be more than a memory by the_empty_pen
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2024
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Since something went wrong with their room distribution, Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan - some guy she's never seen before - enrolling at university, are forced to live in one small appartment. The fact that Shi Qingxuan starts developing feelings for him surely doesn't help sleeping in one bed with him (and his three ikea sharks).
At least she's in it together with her brother, who might hate He Xuan, but surely as hell still appreciates sitting in one room with him when he's thumbing through Shi Qingxuan's favourite author's 'Guide to flirt with every girl evah'. Except the girl in question is his childhood best friend, Pei Ming.
(Which she feels just speaks of his bad taste, really.)
And hey, maybe being in love with your roommate who's also your best friend isn't so bad when university is fucking you over too much to think about that anyways! -
Laugh and Live (Hand in Hand) by Phlebas for HeyItsWrenn
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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Time doesn't stop.
Not ever.
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- Part 2 of Laugh, and Live
- Part 3 of Kisame Birthday Bash 2024
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Plotless extra scenes from the DALverse. In order:
NaruSasu: Old habits die hard.
Itachi & Obito & Madara & Izuna: A typical day in the auxiliary Uchiha household… if “typical” includes ghosts.
SasoDei: The… unconventional… ways they say “I love you.”
KisaIta: Curtain call.
Kakashi & Obito & Rin: These are the salad days.
Itachi & Deidara: The real reason for their antagonism is… cigarettes and high heels? [Crack]Series
- Part 4 of the darkness and light ’verse
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Joe sighed, he was really tired and his back ached like hell. Ken was standing in the doorway, his face contorted at what he was seeing. There was the man, kneeling on the side of his little son with his face buried in his entwined arms, crying uncontrollably.
It was something Ken had never seen. Joe was falling apart.
Or: Where Ken not only decides to change his name to Joe after his girlfriend Joi dies but also turns out to have a child which he left with his father when he was younger. Simu Liu's Ken is his partner in the police and tries to do his best, Barbie and Allan are Ken's friends and Niander Wallace is Joe's friend and housemate (although he seems to be more of his son's babysitter)
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- Part 1 of Crack AU
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[Kanae. When the blind attempts to lead the blind.]
Kyouko always comes crying to Kanae over the dumbest shit, that's nothing new. Who knew a certain senior actor was just as (in)capable?
"I’m not sure how I can scaffold for her."
“Maybe I can have Alexa call her name for me as a starting point."
“What do you think, Kotonami-san?"
What do you mean, what do I think?
The love brainrot is real.
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Flames and Lies by J2X3
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
19 Mar 2024
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Reinhard is a fake name, her real name is Adelheid.
She is a woman pretending to be a man.
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Vicious Mockery by Imgonnaproposetotheastonmartin
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Mar 2024
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"You fucking hack!"
Edgar watched as Nathaniel physically flinched at the insult, wincing as he stepped back. He turned his head to eye the unknown man from under his fringe.
"Scarlet letter? More like write better! You provided themes a child could understand!"
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If Danny Motta knew anything about being isekai'd, it was that he should lay low until he figured out the lay of the land.
Unfortunately, every single Bungou Stray Dogs character seemed to disagree, and it was up to Danny to stop the world from ending.
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Headcanons and work ideas by Nia_baby1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Mar 2024
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The title speaks for itself.
I don’t have power in me to write my ideas, but I want to give them a chance to live. If you like any of them, feel free to write your own works based on my ideas, it will make me happy. -
The Amazing Payday Gang by MrBlues
Fandoms: PAYDAY (Video Games), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Mar 2024
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CAINE ARE WE ROBBING A F###ING BANK???!!!
(VERY UNFISHED DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING HERE I DONT WANT THIS TO BE DELETED)- Language:
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The unstoppable strategic quartet by kuzcokuzcoemperador
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Mar 2024
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- 1,358
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After getting his wisdom teeth removed, the Cardinal's diet becomes mostly applesauce. the former frontman, Terzo, isn't that comfortable with his retirement. do these mix? you tell me
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(Biblically) inaccurate Egoists. by The_villanelle_and_spades
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
19 Mar 2024
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Cos I used to 'specialise' in making incorrect quotes, I thought 'why not post them all on ao3 as well?
Uploads daily!
Quotes will vary in length and most of it's just a lot of fun. I will note whether it has manga spoilers at the beginning of every chapter.
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Nagi: Sometimes, I drink milk straight out of the container
Bachira: The cow???
Nagi: What?
Isagi: Bachira, W H Y? -
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Hamish is a great kisser. Hamish knows as much, because who knows more about Hamish, than Hamish?
Apparently, Daisy does.
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They dont see us like I do by exoticbutters1983
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
19 Mar 2024
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After the events of the spring fling - and a summer holiday full of apologies - the plastics and art freaks have formed one group. and, strangely, they get along very well.
Janis can't entirely shake her discomfort with Regina but as the group gets closer and old feelings resurface... maybe that discomfort isn't exactly a bad thing?
Regina on the other hand is struggling: back pain, new friends, change in routine, and, for some reason, she thinks she's falling for her ex-best friend... again.Or, the one where they all become bffs , Janis falls for Regina years after she swore she never would again, and Regina... Regina is just gay and confused tbh.
or, the plastics and art freaks groupchat
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Androssi Zahard, closing manager at up-and-coming fast food chain Zahard's, and her adventures in (mis-)management.
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“You have shit taste”
“Says the alcoholic”
Ela wasn't sure how to feel or how to act but she knew for a fact that having a stalker who enabled her drinking wasn't the worst thing.