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    Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
    Humanstuck, not Homestuck compliant and writing just to have fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,733
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    251
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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, those in charge of the human settlers suggest an arranged marriage. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But not everything is as it seems, and it quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange. Soon a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels will have to work fast on settling their interpersonal issues and learn to work together if they want to live.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167,675
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    5252
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,151
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    862
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    Who even likes pancakes over waffles?!

    A fluffy fic for the crowdie shippers out there and my first official fic myself. It's real nice and short.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    71
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,916
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    291
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,732
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    462
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    i just FELT like writing heinostuck crowbar waking up from his transmutation lel.

     

    i just couldnt miss out on the opportunity to make that pun

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    14
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    So you aren't the best dancer. No big deal. Plus, this ain't even like dancing to the guy, it's like fucking. Your internal monologue freezes. Shit, you think. Suddenly it's a big deal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,195
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    100
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    After a particularly bloody battle, the Felt finds they are missing one of their members. After months of searching, they declare that Trace is probably dead, victim to that... Thing they were fighting before. But without a body for proof, Fin just won't have it. He gathers together a small group of his teammates who have agreed to assist him in looking for their missing friend. When it looks like it's at its worst, things get even more complex when the monster they ran into ends up causing time shenanigans, further lowering the odds of finding their missing friend by screwing up their powers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,907
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    In an office of the company SKAIA, a QUEEN ends up with more BROKEN FURNITURE than she can handle herself. To put her out of her misery for a short while at least, the BOSS decides to sends a HANDYMAN to REPAIR the objects in question and any more that may appear in the future.

    Little does he know, the handyman will make other things harder for the queen than he had initially expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,709
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    107,931
    Chapters:
    115/115
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4673
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    Падение Черной Королевы, и восхождение Снеговик.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    14,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    15
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    A glimpse of a few relationships between Crowbar and a few of his coworkers

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    173
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    Jane Crocker, dutiful follower of her grandmother's wishes, finds herself at the claws of the fearsome Midnight Crew.

    The Felt are panicked. The Crew are cocky. Jane, honestly, is having a great time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,664
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    554
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    Crowbar and Die get high and fill a romance with a jig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    172
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    In which the leaders of the Midnight Crew and the Felt respectively decide it's time to pave a new path, and leave their lives behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    The game is afoot.

    Slick, Hearts, and Clubs like to play a game - a game of laughter. Not theirs, of course. They take plenty of delight in themselves.

    No, they want Droog's, and they'll do nearly anything to pull it out of him.

    Also, Clover is there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,761
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    Droog just wanted to get a new outfit design straightened out with his favorite tailor. Unfortunately, (or perhaps fortunately,) when the manor's this big and you're dating like a third of it, you tend to run into a couple different plans on the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    92
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    "Regrets? I've had a few. Then again, too few to mention."

    Watch as his life gets built and then crumbles into a mass of unrecognisable mess thanks to his massive introspection and self-improvement.

    Every chapter is named after a song; more info on each in the chapter endnotes. This is gonna be super long --the note-taking and plot-sketching document I wrote's got like 12 pages

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,490
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    276
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    A young Prospitian finds himself needing a little extra cash, and he spots a few guys with a hefty looking wallet. Who knew that they were mobsters? And who knew that this was just the family the Prospitian was looking for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    110

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