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    Antonys Crowli has spent his entire life fighting for survival. He did his part in the Bajoran resistance, helping to push the Cardassian occupation out of his homeworld of Bajor. Now, in the aftermath, he can finally live the quiet life he's always longed for. But after so long in the dark, finding peace in the light isn't easy.

    When Azir Epheal, a Cardassian defector, shows up at the settlement, it throws a wrench into these carefully laid plans. Who is this Cardassian who chooses to live among a people that will surely hate him, and what is his connection to Crowli's former contact, "Angel"?

    (A Good Omens/Star Trek Deep Space 9 fusion)

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.
    When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.
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    Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.
    I’m a gif. And a meme.

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    10/10
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    37
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    It was the eyes Crowley noticed first. They seemed like eyes that were used to smiling, but could still pin you with a glare if you had it coming. They focused on Crowley, then brightened — the rest of the newcomer’s face lighting up too, round pinking cheeks and soft-looking mouth all curving joyfully—

    “Az!”

    Those pretty eyes slipped away to the guy sitting in the booth.

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    Кроули ведет вечернее комедийное ток-шоу. Азирафаэль ведет утреннюю телепередачу. Когда Кроули просят вручить Азирафаэлю особую награду за достижения в жизни, все идет немного наперекосяк.

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    “WaitwaitwaitWAIT,” Crowley said, putting up both hands in a warding position. “Book Girl wants me to do what now?”

    Anathema has a thesis to defend; so she asks Crowley for a small favour.

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    the title is from a cohen song about death, & also applies to life...

    whether in london or in tadfield; together, alone, or in (usually good) company;
    the ineffable partners talk out their fears, try to figure out what they are and what to do with themselves, now that they're not working for heaven and hell anymore.

    domestic softness > action, but there is some plot and angst (off and on)

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Crowley suggest Aziraphale make a YouTube channel because he's bored and he wanted to do something with aziraphale.

     

    i stole this idea from tumblr

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    ******FINISHED******

    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he could control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale is on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement over which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

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    Sequel to Texts From an Unknown Number - Crowley and Aziraphale are in an established relationship, and this is the tooth-rotting fluff that ensues.
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    I can’t believe you still have me saved as “wrong number”.
    Who dis?
    For Pete’s sake, Anthony. We’ve been together for three years.

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    1/1
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    It's been two weeks since the Seraph Zophiel came back in the body of Anthony Crowley. He's unique in all of Creation, a being that is both angel and human, neither one nor the other. It's not easy, having two sets of memories, not being able to do magic without collapsing, and having to contend with the fact that his mortal sister will die and he will live forever.

    But, with his Guardian Angel by his side, Anthony...and Zophiel...will make it through.

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    **Extra chapters added!!**

    Written for the Trickety-Boo Event prompt by OldBeginningNewEnding: "Aziraphale is a skeptic in all things supernatural. His (demon) boyfriend Crowley prefers it that way. If only the meddling witch would stop trying to expose him and the rest of the supernatural forces."

    **Extra chapters: Chapter 2 is E-rated monster smut. If that is not your thing, you can skip to chapter 3 without losing any plot. Chapters 1 and 3 are rated T for mild naughtiness. Spookiness Level 1 (very little spookiness, nothing actually scary)
    CW: brief appearance of a helpful spider

    Thank you so much to Euterpein for hosting this amazing event!!

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    Ever since he can remember, Anthony Crowley has been plagued by horrific nightmares of the world ending. His twin Anathema tries to help him, but when they are sixteen, their fanatically religious parents have him committed. Sixteen years later, a severely traumatized Crowley returns home with Ana, still plagued by the nightmare. Then a man shows up, claiming to be an angel, and Crowley's life will never be the same.

    Aziraphale had a deal with Heaven. Leave him alone unless it's important, and well, a True Prophet is important. The angel's not fully sure what to expect, but the brilliant, beautiful, and traumatized Crowley is definitely not it.

    Damn these pesky feelings.

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    Wedding planner Anathema Device is the Number One. She can organize anything for a wedding, flower arrangements, catering, a marching band or an emu. The name Device is a guarantee for a picture perfect wedding - and the perfect pictures will be taken by her top wedding photographer, and best friend, Anthony J. Crowley.

    Both of them see weddings mostly as business, until Anathema meets Newt, Love of her life, walking natural disaster extraordinaire, and very much not a person it’s possible to have a perfect wedding with.

    Which is perfect since Anathema frankly never wanted one for herself. She just wants a fun party, good food, and all of her friends to attend - including Crowley. For whom this might just as well be the apocalypse because no, he is not allowed to work on her wedding. Strictly invited only as a guest, Crowley finds himself at a loss. What the hell do you do at weddings? Well, if you are Crowley, the answer is some James Bond-like action, some worrying about fly swarms and their sources, having a lot of emotions, drinking some very funny wine, putting your foot in your mouth and just maybe meeting someone to share all of that with. Oh, and there’s always cake, isn’t there?

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    Sequel to Texts From an Unknown Number - Crowley and Aziraphale are in an established relationship, and this is the tooth-rotting fluff that ensues.

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    I can’t believe you still have me saved as “wrong number”.

    Who dis?

    For Pete’s sake, Anthony. We’ve been together for three years.

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    1/1
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    241
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    Crowley hadn’t exactly meant to check for a reply, but you know that feeling; the one that tells you “just check your ex’s page one more time, just to be sure they’re as miserable as you are.” The one that whispers “It can’t hurt to check back on that reddit thread, your question was innocuous enough.” The one that tempts you into reading all the comments on a post about a celebrity marrying her girlfriend of six years; “it’s such a happy occasion, who would actually bother trying to ruin it?”

    Call it morbid curiosity. He’s got that in spades.

    ~

    A look at the psychology of bad decisions, good decisions, face painting, and learning not to judge a book by its cover.

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    4/?
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    18
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    6
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    126
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    The big day is approaching. But how could anything go smoothly between a very creative and evil deprived demon, four high-on-sugar kids, and a well meaning but awfully clumsy angel ?

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    Inspired by the twitter thread of cliche porn tropes.

    Crowley joins Anathema at the library where she's spending endless days researching for her thesis and he's transcendentally bored...that is until he sees the librarian.

    Suddenly, all he wants is to be thrown over the reference desk and shown a thing or two about books.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two opposites in their respective worlds; Aziraphale is a well-known traditional dancer whose waltz can hypnotize, and Crowley is an up-and-comer in the lindy-hop rock-n-roll arena whose flips and jumps absolutely dazzle. They’re acquaintances, then rivals, but is there a chance they might actually get along once fate brings them together? Maybe they could learn a thing or two from each other, after all. Just maybe they’re not as different as they seem.

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    6/6
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    135
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    124
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    30
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