17 Works in Crowley Being an Asshole (Good Omens)
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I'll tell you who's in charge by CaptainBlou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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Anthony Crowley will tell you who's in charge: it's him. He is the boss, and, like it or not, he acts the part.
Well, that's until he meets his new secretary...Series
- Part 3 of Ineffable Humans
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"Crowley slowly moved his hand to another book, his outstretched finger touching the spine, still looking at the shopkeeper intently. “No.” Aziraphale said sternly. Crowley kept pushing till the second book also fell down. He moved his hand to the third book. “Stop it.” Said Aziraphale, an annoyed expression on his face. The third book fell to the ground."
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Crowley is being annoying and Aziraphale is having none of it.
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The Ghost and Ms Fell by MelayneSeahawk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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After the death of her sister and brother-in-law, Amelia Fell becomes the guardian of her 11-year-old nephew, Warlock. To help the boy recover from the trauma of his parents' death, she relocates them from London to the South Downs. But the house she rents has its own history, one that isn't going to let Amelia settle in without a fight. A Good Omens retelling of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
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- Part 15 of Ineffable Wives Fics
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If You Scratch The Surface I'll Show You Where The Hurt Is by violentlyshakentrailmix
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale is a therapy veteran seeking a new approach to stopping his self-harming habits.
Crowley is bored and looking to stir the pot.
When the two meet in group therapy for those suffering with self-injury will the new beginning shed new light?This fic has a growing playlist attached to it and I'm being insufferable with the chapter titles being song lyrics, but whatever cringe culture is dead >v<
TW: self-harm, unhealthy coping mechanisms, disordered eating... basically anything one might find being a topic while attending group therapy with other adults.
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Velvet darkness, burning bright by hapax (hapaxnym)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2022
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Anthony Crowley is an ancient vampire who is so Done: with immortality, with his human prey, with his fellow vampires, with himself.
Then one evening he encounters a gorgeous, mysterious man who finally renews his interest in living.
Too bad this same man seems likely to kill him.NOW UPDATED WITH ART!
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- Part 1 of There's A Light In The Darkness ...
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Taking the Plunge by Caedmon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Nov 2021
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Anthony Crowley is the bad boy of Olympic diving, with a one-sided rivalry against Aziraphale Fell. When Crowley is disqualified from the world championships because of a paperwork snafu, he thinks he's out of the competition completely. Until his coach comes up with a new plan - he should dive synchronized with Aziraphale.
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Speak to me in Floral Tongue by Depressedstressedlemonzest
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 May 2021
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Human AU
Aziraphale owns a flower shop when Crowley, a customer, barges in and orders flowers that are a passive aggressive middle finger to his boss. -
the very 'first' 'night' of the rest of their 'deaths' by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 May 2021
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Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.
Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives
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- Part 16 of backwards omens
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Anthony stopped to watch him for a moment. The blond bent over, showing off a rather nice arse in beige trousers, which Anthony could appreciate. Still jiggling the key while he crouched over the mechanism, he couldn’t get the gate to budge.
“Having trouble?” Anthony called.
The blond stood up, turning to show him the most beautiful blue eyes. Anthony didn’t even know anything else about him, but he was already interested in those blue eyes and nice arse. The blond smiled the sweetest smile in his direction; an arrow straight to his heart.
Trust fund baby Anthony Crowley is required by his family to get a job to learn the value of actual work. He expects a few months of boredom before quitting until forced into the next job. He wasn't expecting to run into Aziraphale, who completely stole his heart. And that's not all. His fairly uneventful life is about to be turned upside-down by fires, abductions, and the meddling of an angel and a demon who are charged with keeping him and Aziraphale safe.
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Dad Aziraphale by Ludzik
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Feb 2021
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Aziraphale has a roommate, a bookshop and an ordinary, not boring life. But when his beloved sister dies and leaves her son, Adam, in Aziraphale's care, he's not expecting everything to go that bad.
They say that help can come from the most unexpected places, but when it's coming from your, as it turns out, not-so-grumpy, redhaired, and definitely not that good looking neighbour, well... This might be a bit of a mess.Fic by moi
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The Unforeseen by VerdantVulpus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2020
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Crowley hadn't had a plan for surviving the end of the world. He fully figured the world was fucked and the only thing for it was to grab the angel and flee to the stars. Plan-like, surely. Plan-adjacent.
Aziraphale had had a plan. It just wasn't a good one, due to a number of faulty assumptions and missteps both theological or literal.
It's been a few months since the world didn't end. Having been spared from destruction once, an angel and a demon have spent those few months getting pissed, getting bored, and sometimes getting downright paranoid waiting for Trouble to come knocking.
As it turns out, drunk, bored, and anxious are not the best conditions for planning. Months passed, paranoia faded, boredom rose, and when Trouble knocked, not one single better plan was anywhere to be found.
Now, Aziraphale and Crowley are once again in panic mode as they try to save (one-eight-billionth of) humanity in a short time. Above and Below have combined their considerable powers of spite and also of power, and one interesting young woman is their target. Can one angel, one demon, and each of their brain cells work through their issues while thwarting the powers that be, again?
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- Part 1 of Earthly Principalities
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When Crowley gets on the wrong side of a certain witch he finds himself cursed with mortality, and his desperate quest to break the spell leads him to none other than Aziraphale.
The pair discover the true nature of the feelings they hold for one another, share a passionate night together that shows the demon just how much he took for granted, and find an ending straight out of a fairytale.Porn with plot, angst and plenty of fluff.
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Warlock has some questions about Eden's father.
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- Part 2 of One Big Accident
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6000 human years and quite a few billion light years of Ineffable Idiocy by Thyra279
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 May 2020
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Prompt ficlets for the Good Omens Celebration 2020.
From Day 1:
Now, the angel C--- found this indefinable Before a perfectly decent place, really, in the way that Luxembourg is a perfectly fine sort of place if you don't mind paper pushers or cut-throat diplomat types whose smiles never quite reach their eyes.[1] It was just that he'd been whipping together carbon and nitrogen and iron for literal eons now, over and over and over again, and it was dirty and heavy work, and he'd really like a holiday or at least to have a go with playing around with some oxygen too, just to mix it up a bit and break the monotony.
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The first question the angel C--- asked was embarrassingly basic ("Can you hold my place while I nip out for a smoke?"), but once he got going, he took to the whole questioning thing like a duck to water. Soon, he was asking questions left, right and centre. Some of his favourites included:
"Look, can I please have a go with the helium? Come oooon, promise I won't make funny voices this time."
And: "Whyyyy?"
And: "God, why is Michael such a dick?"Originally published on Tumblr.
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Advice by Starwolf69
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley are visited by Beelzebub who has questions.
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Demonic Apparitions, Strange Smells, and Internet Shows by ohcaeiguess
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
24 Sep 2019
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Crowley convinces Aziraphale to participate in an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved.
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The Boy With 'Angel' In His Name by piecesofacoldheart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale has often felt flattered – but never quite like the moment when an eccentric, curly-haired artist wants him as his muse.
It’s a huge project, he claims. He further states, quite confidently, that his painted ceiling will hardly be overshadowed by any other work in town. He's particularly interested in models with angelic features and Aziraphale happens to have exactly what it takes.
Fate, after all, has decided that the artist and the angel shall meet…or has it.