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An Ineffable Guide To Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse. by bl0rb0
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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Fifteen years since the apocalypse started and Crowley has carved out a life for himself that helps him survive the best he can via taking up a job as a gardener. Gardening for others was fairly easy, most had half of the garden already sorted out for him and he got paid well not to complain. When he stumbles upon a man named Aziraphale and his garden-if you could even call it that-he certainly has his work cut out for him and his life derails itself entirely from the comfort he was accustomed to.
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It's Been a Long, Long Time by TerraMarkov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Mar 2024
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Human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale meet as teenagers
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Secret Admirer by Supergeek21
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
25 Feb 2024
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For years Aziraphale has been receiving 'Secret Admirer' cards on Valentine's Day. After the failed Apocalypse the cards become more familiar and Aziraphale becomes alarmed... much to their author's chagrin.
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- Part 74 of Guess the Author Ficlets
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Sometime following the events of S1, Aziraphale asks Crowley to accompany him on a trip to Canada for an estate sale he has been invited to. Crowley is undeniably pleased to come along, of course...
That is, until a few unnerving details come to light, such as the human "friend" Aziraphale is so excited to meet once they get there.
Also, why the fuck is Aziraphale watching porn in their hotel room?! And taking notes?!
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Man, I Feel Like a Human! by madrabbitwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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“You know what I mean.” Nina sighed and stood back up, probably to go and attend her other customers. She shrugged. “Maybe it’s time to think about moving on, eh? I mean, no use moping around here if he’s not coming back or rejected you or whatever. Get a new apartment, burn his sweaters, put your plants in a window or something. Maybe get a new job? Actually pay for your coffee sometime?”
Crowley snorted. “Not a chance.”
“About which part?”
*** Or, the time Crowley tried to move on only to discover he'd be doing it without his powers. ***
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- Part 2 of Crowley and Muriel Bromance
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Kiss Me Like Arsenic by unpack_my_heart_with_words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2024
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That section of the bookshop was rather on the crowded side, hardbacks from various authors of the mid to late 1800s crammed alongside post-WWI British poetry in a hodgepodge of genres that would make a librarian break out in a cold sweat. The book that Crowley had pulled from the shelf was bound in dark blue fabric, the corners worn thin and the ridges across the spine threadbare from the touch of a hand.
“May I have that, my dear?” asked Aziraphale softly. Crowley handed over the book with a quirked eyebrow.
“Everything alright, Angel?”
“Fine,” Aziraphale said, “Perfectly fine. I just haven't… as you said, I haven't been in this part of the shop for a while now and it’s been ages since I’ve seen this.” He held the book carefully, letting the cover open gently, supported by his palm. Pressed between the flyleaf and endpapers there was a green chrysanthemum. It had gone dry and fragile with age but the color was still vivid, the soft green of sunlight through beech leaves. -
Meet Me Under the Mistletoe by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jan 2024
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[APPROX. 10-12 CHAPTERS, UPDATING SPORADICALLY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER 2023 <3]
Earlier this year, popular romance novelist Anthony J. Crowley met the love of his life when his agent booked one "A.Z. Fell & Co." for his most recent book signing. Aziraphale is a huge fan of Crowley's books, and they become fast friends. Unfortunately, Crowley let's his nerves convince him that it wouldn't be right to initially pursue a fan romantically, and by the time he feels it's alright, they've become so close that he's terrified of the possibility of failure.
But now it's nearly Christmas - a time for miracles, right? - and Crowley has a plan to, hopefully, make Aziraphale fall in love with him the way he's been dreaming of.
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Fluffy Christmas: Prompt 2 - Leaves by PrincessLegolas
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2023
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The newly-established couple leave the safety of the bookshop for the Ritz. But on the walk there, Crowley has to contend with a withdrawal of affection from Aziraphale.
How do they now negotiate being together as a couple in public, after hiding their feelings for eachother for six thousand years?
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you bewitch me (every damn second you’re with me) by sugardustedtulips
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2023
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“Mm,” Erosia cocked her head to the side in feigned contemplation, lustrous blonde curls bouncing on her shoulders as she wiggled her eyebrows teasingly. “Only if you tell me who you’re so obviously pining for.”
“Yeah, okay,” Crowley gave an automatic response, body already half-turned to face his desk before he processed what she’d just said. The muscles on his face reflexively tensed up, the demon’s cool facade immediately crumbling. “Wait, what?”
Slowly, Erosia traced the edges of the office partition between them as if she were caressing it, before her hazel eyes met Crowley’s golden yellow ones. “I can sense it, someone’s got a crussssh,” she ended the sentence emphatically, sneaking in a cheeky wink at the other demon.
A former angel of love, now self-proclaimed demon of lust, secretly casts a love spell on Aziraphale, obviously frustrated at Crowley’s rather pathetic pining. As a result, Aziraphale can’t stop obsessing over him, getting the demon very flustered, and determined to fix this.
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- Part 2 of (ridiculously) Cheesy Ineffable Fluff
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A Noodle By Any Other Name by PuddleOfPiss for Aerenii
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2023
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Crowley is bored, Aziraphale loses it- and they find themselves with a rather funny situation on their hands.
Funny in hindsight, of course.
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Tiny Treasures by elysian_viv
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2023
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After being told to be the new owner of the bookshop, Muriel finds themself in a bit of a dilemma.
They really are grateful to have been transferred into this high position (especially, given by the Metatron)
But they sadly don’t know anything about books, or how so-called “Customer service” works.
Fortunately, a known figure stumbles his way into their life and is a lot grumpier than before.Crowley promises himself to fulfill one last thing for Aziraphale, to let at least his legacy continue on.
He will prepare Muriel to act like a human bookshop owner, whatever it takes.Or Crowley going through the five stages of grief while being "supported" by a wanna-be bookshop owner.
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Cold-Blooded by Panda_kitty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2023
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Unofficial Flufftober Prompts Day 8 - Alternative Prompt: "Holding Hands"
After a meal at the Ritz, a stubborn Crowley refuses to put on a warm coat as he and Aziraphale head back to the bookshop in the freezing cold. But what is this? It's Aziraphale's warm hand just inches away from his. He could get some of Aziraphale's warmth for himself, but would Aziraphale ever even want to touch a demon?
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- Part 8 of Panda's Flufftober 2023
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echoes of time, whispers of love by skyflyerr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Nov 2023
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Crowley stared at the dull green stars that hung on to the textured sealing with little more than a small piece of tack. She pictured the girl's face as much as she could, but she foolishly had only paid attention to her eyes. Those big, blue eyes. Piercing yet gentle, staring into her very soul. She knew those eyes.
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crowley and aziraphale meet again in college after unfortunate circumstances and events pulled them away from each other in their childhood. whether it’s fate or chance that brought them together, they must learn to pick up the pieces and fit them back together again.
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- Part 4 of The Ineffable Wives
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Crowley keeps waking up with his head in his hereditary enemy's lap. How does this keep happening!?! Well the angel throwing him over his shoulder and carrying him off might be a contributing factor.... but Crowley really should get up and leave. But lap is warm and soft and safe...
Featuring: getting your hereditary enemy back into his corporation by kissing the inside of his thighs.
5+1 for the Extraordinary Amounts of Cake event.
COMPLETED.
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From Eden With Love by dalekforhire
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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Eden Preparatory Academy was a school for gifted students. Among the world, it was well-known for producing polished children who went on to become influential in politics, finance, art and science. Among the student body, it was well known that children of influential parents could get away with damn near murder. But ask any child who didn’t have influential parents what they remember about Eden and they will reply “Dr. Fell and Crowley.”
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The Infamous Canned Beans Incident by rosebbcyj
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2023
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“48000 cans of beans?” Maggie asked.
“47999, now,” Crowley said, scooping up a spoonful of soggy beans, before unceremoniously devouring them.WARNING: suicidal thoughts (and also beans, if that's not your thing)
Prequel to “My Lover is Sleeping”, but they can be read separately.
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- Part 3 of Afterlife
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Crowley finds his way to confess to Aziraphale.
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- Part 3 of Flufftober 2023
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Constellations Forming Out Of Scar Lines by rosebbcyj
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale realises he has been a complete fool and makes belated apologies.
Sequel to “My Lover Is Sleeping.”
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- Part 2 of Afterlife
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~The day that we first met, heaven and earth collided
You eclipsed me completely, and I became blinded
Because the light from within you, suddenly surrounded me too
And I have never felt so bright~{In which an angel and a demon fall mindlessly and madlessly in love}
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We'll Meet Again by kasst
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2023
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Oct 6, 1940. Crowley ends up scratching one of Aziraphale's records while dusting in the bookshop, and tries to find a replacement before Azi gets back.
Present day. Aziraphale revisits the bookshop and reminisces on that same memory, maybe for the last time.