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    Aziraphale and Crowley survive the Not-Pocalypse and profess their love for one another, but Aziraphale has tremendous anxiety about pursuing a physical relationship with Crowley. He genuinely wishes to move forward, but past fears surrounding touch, intimacy and body image are prohibiting him from acting on what his heart (and corporation) really want. Crowley is ready to go as slowly and carefully as needed to be there for his Angel as they pursue their new "Arrangement" step by careful, sweet step.

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    Betraying your own species once, sure many did that, but Crowley did it twice. Where does an ex-demon, ex-angel, belong? This is the question Crowley asks himself every day and the answer is Earth more often than not. The price of freedom comes with a cost though, and how high is that cost really? It's not like he has anyone they could use against him. Or at least he thought he didn't until he stumbles into a book store and meets one Az Fell. But is Az Fell truly just a human? And why does everyone keep reminding Crowley he's going to die alone.

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    They could do anything, go anywhere, all without the worry of Above or Bellow making a fuss. Even so, they mostly kept to their little patch of Eden, their cottage and garden and the simple life they’d carved out among the locals. Aziraphale opened a book shop in town, where he only occasionally sold any books (and the ones he did sell, were all modern and stocked specifically for that purpose). Crowley focused his attentions on the garden, and if he occasionally helped their elderly neighbour with her disobedient willow tree, then that was a secret no one needed to know.

    Lately, however, they had both been feeling rather restless, unbeknownst to each other. Aziraphale tried reorganizing his store, changing the way he tied his bowtie and even ate pizza --something he considered to be far too messy for him personally. Crowley had branched out into birdwatching, and then car maintenance (the human way), and even reading. Nothing scratched the itch for either of them.

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    6/?
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    Aziraphale wonders just why he hasn't seen Crowley recently, and the answer to his question is not a pleasant one. While clearly not himself, a snake Crowley uses Aziraphale's body for his own pleasure, his own gain. He just can't seem to get deep enough. Can't seem to find what he wants. Aziraphale couldn't have ever fathomed the pain of just what Crowley intends to do to him.

     

    Warning: Graphic Depictions of Rape

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    Supposed to be enemies, Aziraphale and Crowley are drawn to each other throughout the centuries. Crowley is there for Aziraphale when he needs him and the angel is determined to repay in kind. No matter what Crowley needs, Aziraphale is willing to give it.

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    12/?
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    Crowley loves watching his angel fall apart under him.

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    It’s Christmas time, and Aziraphale is wondering why Crowley has been so distracted lately.

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    I draw a lot of smut. A lot of it. (In case you didn't know already.)

    An image gallery of my NSFW/18+ Aziraphale/Crowley fan art.

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    14/?
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    23
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    After the Apocalypse does not happen, Heaven still isn't happy with Aziraphale. Gabriel takes it upon himself to help his subordinate manage his sinful desires and weakness for earthly pleasures. If Aziraphale can be fully "satisfied" then there shouldn't be a need for any more "fraternizing" with a certain demon.

    Crowley stumbles upon the scene and eavesdrops.

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    Six Thousand Years of waiting, watching, teasing, and hinting, have finally taken there toll, The two idiots in love, are breaking the 4th wall, and each other, eventually.

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    Five times Crowley rescued Aziraphale and one time he got a proper thank you.

    Written for the Good Omens Holiday Swap 2019 for Sherwhotreksings

     

    Some historical shenanigans. Aziraphale can't keep himself out of trouble but maybe he likes it that way?

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    22/?
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    271
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    45
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    Aziraphale has a request and Crowley goes all out to see it fulfilled. He hand selects individuals to help him see to the angel until he's sated.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    65
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    219
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    “You’re beautiful, angel; the most gorgeous thing I’ve seen in all of Creation, and those knobs would be fortunate to lick your shoes. I just wanted to make sure you knew that.”

    “Oh, my dearest.” He brushes a kiss to Crowley’s knuckles, running his thumb over them. “You are so very sweet to me, and I appreciate the compliment. But I assure you, my self-esteem remains unmoved in either direction by those louts’ words.”

    “Glad to hear it.”

    Aziraphale gets an idea and stands up, tugging at Crowley’s hand. “Come upstairs, darling.”

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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    23/?
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    487
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    768
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    114
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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    341
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    1145
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    5283
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    798
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    This is Day 5 of my Good Omens Advent Calendar for 2019, in which Crowley brings Aziraphale a treat and then decides he wants one of his own.

    GRATUITOUS SMUT WARNING!

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    1/1
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    10
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    18
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    Aziraphale and Crowley were never supposed to be friends. Never supposed to enjoy each other's company or seek each other out in a crowd or go to dinner or spend time together.

    And they definitely weren't supposed to fall in love. But they have and it's taken the whole world by storm.

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    7,726
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    185
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    102
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    Aziraphale and Crowley dip into the Fantasy Fishbowls. Crowley is challenged to get Aziraphale to sell him a book.

    Done for the Kinktober Challenge, Day 14: "Punk" ... if you squint.

    Series
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    3,770
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    117
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    13
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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    277
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    65
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    5852

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