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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.

    Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E (mostly G) and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the second day's prompt of "Eden".

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    Aziraphale can perfectly see the twist in the corner of Crowley’s mouth, the dark gold of his eyes, the satisfaction dripping from his every pore.

    He pulls against the bowtie wrapped around his wrists, keeping them secured to the headboard of their bed when all Aziraphale wants is to thread his fingers through the hair curling on Crowley’s nape, to drag him down for a kiss, to run his hands across the sensitive flesh over Crowley’s ribs, to worship, to touch.

    But that’s the whole point of this little experiment, isn’t it—letting himself be worshipped instead.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.

    Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the first day's prompt of "three".

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    Combination of nsfw art for GO and rambles that are too small for a full fic or just want to be kept as concepts.
    (Tags will be updated with each upload)

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    Four centuries before Armageddon is set into motion, an angel and a demon negotiate an extension of their unique Arrangement to lend a hand where needed.

    Not long after Armageddon fails to happen, Heaven and Hell find a new way to punish them.

    (I'm bad at summaries okay I hope the tags are more helpful)
     

    (title from Brian May "Driven By You")

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    It was 1900, and Gabriel was attending the ball at the Hofburg Imperial Palace. She needed to lead the Austrian Archduke into the right decisions after all. But another being was also after the Archduke, this one a demon, who was here to tempt the Archduke into the wrong choice. So Gabriel did whatever it took to distract him.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    An artwork collection for AV and my Vampire Roommates AU. Writers are welcome to contribute and collab if interested!

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    Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
    Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
    But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    Crowley hadn’t meant to cause any trouble in Babel, really he was just enjoying how very clever the humans could be and resting on the laurels of the Flood (who else could take credit for making humans so evil they had to be wiped out, after all). But, he was there and he encouraged them to ask ‘how high can it be built?’ and well... that never ends well. The Tower falls and the language of the Earth is shattered. Angels can still understand all the languages but demons lose that ability. Worse- because Aziraphale and Crowley were at the Tower when it fell, they share in the curse of Babel and can never again understand each other’s words.

    Explores how an angel and a demon learn to trust each other when they cannot speak, how the Arrangement comes to be without negotiation, and how they conspire to stop the Apocalypse when they cannot plan.

    The fallout from the Tower of Babel incident from Babel itself to The Apocalypse.

    (note: all explicit scenes are going to be linked so they can be skipped)

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    This is, of course, a game — yes, it’s also a scene and a kink and a number of things they’ve worked out before, but it’s also a game of tug-of-war, too. All of their games are joint play. Crowley, in this case, loves the way Aziraphale reacts to his occult form with such blatant desire; Aziraphale loves when he can edge Crowley’s responses entirely into the metaphysical realm.

    Naga Crowley has Aziraphale caught up in his coils: legs bound open, hands secured behind his back. Aziraphale is right where he wants to be.
    (Written for Flaming Like Anything (v2) with great art from Arania!)

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    In hindsight, Sandalphon found Sodom and Gomorrah to be very educational.

    Humans, by their very nature, were corrupt, vicious, and sinful creatures who would give into their violent and base desires without proper guidance from Heaven and their love/fear of Her. And while those humans who dared to think of forcing themselves upon two angels of the Lord were thoroughly punished for that desire, multiple cities wiped from existence before they could lay a hand on anyone. But upon looking back, Sandalphon realized that there must have been demonic influence at work stirring up those dark impulses. And the demon certainly hadn't been punished for his role in things.

    But after the failed apocalypse, Sandalphon realized who it must have been back then. And the punishment should match the crime...

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    “Well, it wasn’t last week, it was twenty sodding years ago,” Crowley says, reaching again for his coffee mug, miraculously piping hot and topped off with a quickness. “What’s gotten into you all of a sudden about kids? This is—weird.” He flaps his free hand through the air and makes an odd face. “Uncharacteristic, really. Can you do exorcisms on angels? I may need to make a few calls.”

    Aziraphale draws in a steadying breath and then lets it back out again. His shoulders drop, his feet are firmly planted flat on the floor in his slippers. He folds the crossword section in half with a perfect crease and looks up at Crowley sitting across from him.

    “I think I’d like to have a baby,” the angel says.

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    This is all the sweet everyday moments that don't fit anywhere else - just pure CC and Asa fluff. No plot. Just sweetness (and smut). Also includes some prompt fills and any other short challenges.

    I hope these little vignettes warm your heart.

    Timeline? Well, after The Seeing, because Asa can see Crowley. I think probably in the year following A Very Aurency Christmas.

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    12/?
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    In 1800, after Gabriel and Sandalphon leave, Crowley comes back to the yet-to-be-opened bookshop. Aziraphale is very, very grateful.

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