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    As the dust settles, Crowley drives. Away. Away from everything. He can't stay, not now. Not when warm memories have frozen into icy shards that shred his heart and lungs every time he sees something that reminds him of everything he's lost. But just as he can't stay, he also can't stay away from those who need or ask for his help. Earth--for all intents and purposes--is his home. And he can't leave the planet to the whims of the same bureaucracy and being that harmed him.

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    Crowley was hoping the Angel would try to get in touch with him, somehow.

    But it had been almost 3 weeks. Nothing. Not even a feeling. Not even a feather.

    Crowley was lonely. And not just lonely. He was tired.

    Instead of taking off to wander alone among the stars for all time, he finds himself looking over an old postcard from a friend he'd met in 1985, when the man had accidentally summoned him to a rather questionable tea-party.

    Tired of waiting around for whatever Heaven was planning to crash down on the world he loved, and sick of the same scenes reminding him of how hollow his existence really was, Crowley decides to visit the old man.

    Besides. The Angel would never look for him in a place called 'Blackfly'.

    Or would he?

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    Crowley walked into the club that night in 1941 with a mission. Nowhere on his (mental) dossier did it say: 1) Acquire a second target. 2) Destroy both targets at (multiple games of) poker. 3) Come into possession of a building.

    Maybe that third thing wouldn't have been too big of a deal, except for the fact that: a) not only was he suddenly a landlord (because of course it wasn't a vacant building, that would be too easy), but b) he was suddenly the landlord of a "house of ill repute," as Aziraphale might say.

    What.

    AKA The Accidental Brothel Acquisition story.

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    You are so far from being six thousand years too late, and you don't have a clue.

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    “You see,” explains Aziraphale, “they said the dead would rise from their graves, and I thought that meant they would be on Earth as spirits. But it rather seems like they meant it quite literally. The dead are… rising from their graves. In their bodies. At least as far as I can tell, it’s - well, it’s only just started a few minutes ago. I wouldn’t have asked you over if I knew.”

    “You’re not - “ Crowley frowns and glances out the storefront window, brows knitting together. There’s quite a commotion still happening outside, but he can’t see anything out there that screams zombies. “You can’t mean there’s a literal zombie apocalypse happening outside.”

    ***

    Weeks after Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, Crowley receives a phone call asking for them to meet back at the bookshop. In the time it takes for him to get there, the world changes.

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    Out there, the night still seems awfully dark, even with the light of day starting to break.

    Crowley shivers, and knows that it has nothing to do with the frigid winter night. Still, he takes the tartan blanket that’s offered to him, and -

    Wait, what?

    ***

    It’s the dawn of a new year, the first one since Aziraphale left for Heaven, and Crowley has a surprise visitor.

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    After Aziraphale’s departure to heaven, Crowley returns to the bookshop. However, a certain neurodivergent angel who once went by the name “Inspector Constable” is mysteriously missing. In order to avoid a confrontation with the newly promoted archangel, Crowley sets out on a journey to find Muriel and what really happened to them - only to find himself in much more trouble than he signed up for.
    Meanwhile, the Metatron and a slightly memory-hazed Aziraphale prepare for the Second Coming, much to the dismay of Archangel Michael who, more or less secretly, likes to keep a line open to “downstairs”.
    Will earth finally perish? Where is Muriel? And most importantly - will the ineffable husbands reunite?

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    Crowley is a demon. Demon's can't love and care for someone, surely?
    He's about to prove that they can.

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    Falling is a punishment that is both swift and eternal, it is the passing of several centuries in a single second.

    But the aftermath is even harder.

    The being that Fell is entirely different from the being that clawed their way out of the sulfur. Crowley is someone entirely new, forged in fire and shaped by dust and light.

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    The demon Crowley has gone rogue.

    Precisely what “rogue” looks like on a demon who was never anyone’s idea of “manageable” is something neither Heaven nor Hell is currently equipped to deal with. Hell is rebuilding and Heaven, under the auspices of the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale, is focused on spreading the Word of their prophet, known as the Second Coming--of what, exactly, remains unspecified. Neither side seems to remember who Crowley used to be, nor have they bothered to change the passwords.

    The Metatron has no interest in demons, rogue or otherwise. His Plan is going swimmingly and he couldn't be more pleased. Now if only he could figure out who’s responsible for all these unauthorised miracles that just keep happening, far and wide, on planet Earth.

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    “Bit of an odd tradition, if you ask me,” he said, if not to get his mind off the longing that had settled in his chest.

    Aziraphale shrugged. “I think it’s rather sweet. A kiss for good luck. Seems a nice way to start the year. Very human.”

    Crowley nodded. “Can’t seem to keep their hands off each other, that lot. Always finding excuses. First it’s mistletoe at Christmas, then it’s luck for the New Year…”

    “Well there’s no need to be so grouchy about it,” Aziraphale said. “I think it’s lovely.”

    Crowley’s heart ached a little more as he watched Aziraphale smile up at the glowing numbers on the building above them.

    Yeah, he thought, lovely.

     

    Five times Crowley thought about kissing Aziraphale on New Year's Eve, and one time he did.

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    After Season 2, I really needed to find out how Aziraphale and Crowley could get their reunion: a real reunion & not 'pretendy real'. They both have so much growing to do with neither of them, yet, being able to even say 'I love you' clearly to each other.
    Angel, what's going on? What kind of doublethink are you doing to still think that Heaven is the Good side & that you can't even admit to being friends? But you'll do anything to protect the World. Crowley, always planning on running. Sorry, but that won't work. If you had run at Armageddon there'd be no here to be in. But somehow, still a little seed of optimism. And wow! what you two can do together! Especially with a little help from old and new friends.
    So here's a story about averting the Second Coming with that great ensemble cast of characters in Heaven, Hell, and Whickber ST.
    Long set up, but then starts to speed up, kinda a wild ride from chapter 42 onto the end. This story is at about the same level of cursing, violence (well, maybe a little more Gaiman-esque), humor (definitely much more Terry Pratchett-esque) and romance as that of the second season.

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    Aziraphale knows what Crowley smells like, but something’s new, and Aziraphale isn’t complaining. Crowley is happy to take the chance to tempt Aziraphale with another earthly delight: chapstick.

    Inspired by a scene from the movie My First Summer. Part three of a series of stories inspired by this scene, all from different fandoms.

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    Hardly any time after their parting, Crowley and Aziraphale are brought back together briefly and dramatically in a bid to stop the Second Coming. Crowley's willingness to sacrifice it all for the sake of Aziraphale and the world has some unexpected consequences that leave Aziraphale all alone to sort it all out, and hopefully save the being he loves most of all, and it's not God.

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    “He has always loved Heaven far more than he has loved you!”

    “Wanker!” Crowley hissed, taking a step forward.

    For a moment The Metatron’s attention was riveted on the demon.

    Destroying Crowley. That’s what the angel saw on The Metatron’s face. The clear desire to do so.

    “I’ll do it. Please. Just stop. I’ll do whatever you want.” He begged.

    [...]

    Motion, as fast as a snake.

    Cloth, sleeve, struggle, a grunt.

    Aziraphale fell.

    But not into the water. On his rear at the edge.

    Crowley, however, was well past the edge of the pool.

    Falling backwards towards the holy water.

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    With Aziraphale in Heaven, everything that Crowley loved has left the earth. He doesn't know what to do, so he starts small. Maybe someday he'll love the earth as much as he loved Aziraphale. It's time for him to remember why he chose to stay in the first place.

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    a small thing i wrote for a fragment frenzy game in the Quill to Brush server. love y'all

    this got me sent to tender jail for over a month

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are sitting together in rockchairs in their little hut on the porch of their cottage, watching the sunset set. All had happened, everything was fine, and most importantly, they were together at last. Sitting in the silence, Aziraphale admires Crowley's beauty; both admiring the nature in front of them. They are celebrating their first wedding anniversary. In an easy afternoon, they talk about love, each other’s appearance and faith. In addition, after years of not knowing how to talk about it, Crowley feels ready to talk about the Fall, and it seems that they finally believe in their love for each other completely (and in Hers too).

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    After Aziraphale and Crowley separate at the end of season 2 when the angel accepts the Metatron's offer, a distraught Crowley goes for a drive and ends up in Edinburgh.

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    She did not forgive him for 6,000 years.

    And so, when the angel gave the demon forgiveness instead of love, God did something She had never done before.

    She wept.

    Or

    Aziraphale and Crowley have been praying separately to God for thousands of years.

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    Crowley would shed identities over time, like a snake molts old skin. Over and over again. Until he doesn't even remember who he first was. But like an ouroboros, it all loops back around.
    Crowley and the impermanence of change.

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