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    Crowley has been talking to Her for as long as he can remember existing, and She’s never answered before, but he’s never needed it like he does now. Not even when he Fell. So this time, this time She needs to listen. This time She needs to give him something.

    She’s forsaken him, he knows that. He got the message loud and clear a long time ago. But not Aziraphale, She hasn’t forsaken him yet. She can’t abandon him now.

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    Aziraphale is dying. In a moment of desperation, Crowley strikes a bargain with God.

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    After Aziraphale leaves Earth, Crowley moves to the countryside village, gets befriended by a local priest, talks at God (and occasionally yells at Her), drinks his weight in wine and routinely burns his feet at the local church. It’s super.

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    What kind of cruel God would give someone the power to make something as beautiful as the stars. Only to take away their ability to see them?

    Or: a short fic from Crowley’s pov after season 2

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    Aziraphale left for heaven, to be the supreme Archangel. Crowley, in his despair, is complaining to God, who never answers anyway. Only this time, She does. And takes Crowley completely by surprise.

    My first short story ever, would love to hear any feedback.
    Also, English is not my first language, sorry if I have messed it up ;-)

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    crowley can't see the stars

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    A collective work of short stories. Romance, heartbreak, fluff, angst, pain & beauty contained in each chapter.

    Aziraphale & Crowley own my heart.

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    Crowley does not want to celebrate Christmas without his angel. Muriel does their best to support Crowley. God shows up in this one, folks.

    Merry Christmas, Crowley.

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    The split hit Aziraphale hard. It hit Crowley harder.

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    At the end of it all, when the bottom of the pit in Crowley's stomach is empty, the sky finally answers.

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    Post season 2.

    Crowley has watched the angel that walked the Earth with him for six thousand years leave for Heaven. It eats at him. So, what's a demon to do after a botched love confession and a world-shattering change?

    Get on with it.

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    After Aziraphale takes Gabriel's job as the top angel, the two spend time running the bookshop and growing closer. But when Aziraphale returns from a mission from heaven, their relationship is tested in new and unexpected ways as they share a kiss. A kiss one of them does not reciprocate. As they navigate their unorthodox approach to life, love, and everything in between, Crowley and Aziraphale must learn to navigate their new dynamic and find a way to move forward - together or apart.

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    Raphael creates stars, weaves together constellations and galaxies, scatters the powder of nebulae, pins shaggy-wagging tails to comets, spins round dances of planets, starts the heartbeats of pulsars, hangs around peas of red and white dwarfs, leaves here and there on the fabric of the Universe tiny fingerprints emerging in gaping black holes.

     

    In a past life, Crowley was the Antichrist. The Apocalypse took away someone he cared very deeply about. He cannot let it happen again.

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    To impress a certain future Principality, Raphael shapes starshowers. It's not so much going against The Ineffable Plan as it is... riffing on it. God, though, has other thoughts on the matter.

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    Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?

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    Where are you?
    Just answer me
    Flaming bush
    Angry thunder
    I don't care

    It's too quiet
    It's been too quiet
    For a long time

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    The only sound that betrays the quiet is that of the slow breathing of an Angel, fast asleep after asking for a favour that became a touch too intense for him to handle.

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water

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    Angel Crowley is nearly caught for ‘offering’ Eve to eat the apple, and so he lies to God... Terribly.

    Episode 3, Season 1: Hard Times
    Edited, with new dialogue, and hopefully all the spelling mistakes fixed!

    Formally called; the traitor guardian of the eastern gate

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    After what happened in the events of the failed Armagedon't Satan is depressed, God is not answering any calls regarding on what to do now, and both angels and demons are still hungry for war. That includes two certain leaders that are specially bitter after the trials of the traitors that are now out of the big picture because a dead end has been reached.

    What will they do to make things right again? Well of course, a conference. This is the 150th one so far.

    "-The Lord of hell iz not up to being dizzonoured again! If I ask him to make another son he'll squashz me.-" Beelzebub exclaimed while crossing her arms and pouting, the flies ran in circles around both, panicking.

    Gabriel's face scrunched, yet a mischievous smile appeared beneath his smug features.

    "-That bad?-"

    It all started with that iconic smile, that suave way of talking that could tempt any demon into doing the unforgivable. Gabriel was bored and tired, he just wanted to do things right for once but nothing goes the way one wants which is why the plan was so... ineffable. It was planned to fail since the very beginning.

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