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Seven Holy Paths to Hell by WeCouldHaveBeenUs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2024
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A week to forget for Aziraphale as he unwittingly works his way through the 7 Deadly Sins.
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Competitive Inhibition by contritecactite for Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2024
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In biochemistry: a phenomenon in which a molecule is blocked from binding to an enzyme by another molecule with a similar structure—like a demon preventing an angel from binding completely to Heaven or, more to the point, doubt and fear keeping an angel from wholly welcoming a bond with a demon.
Or: The ups and downs of sharing 6000 years of life on Earth with an angel who wants desperately to be doing Good. Written for the first Good Omens Song and Poetry Exchange and inspired by The Libertines' "Can't Stand Me Now" and Fisherman's Friends' "Union of Different Kinds."
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- Part 2 of no worse you could do (we're doin' fine)
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Prompt: A friend tried a new wine and said it was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.
Aziraphale’s first time drinking.
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- Part 27 of Highway to Pail Event 2024
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Day 9: Lunch by zelda_hime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Mar 2024
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Prompt: Deviled Egg
Aziraphale and Crowley flirt over food.
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- Part 9 of Highway to Pail Event 2024
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These Are Ties That Bind by randomramblingsofme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Mar 2024
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A flare-up, a tarot reading, anxiety. Necessary and uncomfortable discussions. Custody arrangements from the past and present that fall through. Sucky bio families. And the love a real family will give you that smooths out the edges.
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Alternate summary: The Crowley-Fell family trauma-fest, with a side of healing.
Chapter 1, Crowley and the Insurance Debacle Turned Confession
Chapter 2, Aziraphale and the Startling Ordeal of Being Wanted
Chapter 3, Muriel and Being a Cuckoo ChickSeries
- Part 7 of Learning to Love What's on the Inside
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Crowley agrees to play one more round of rummy with Aziraphale before they leave for dinner at the Ritz for a special surprise. He does his best to make it go as fast as possible.
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Previously "Ace(s) of Hearts", for SOSH Guess the Author: "cards"
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- Part 4 of guess.
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Aziraphale is eating cake on the sofa in the bookshop. He notices Crowley watching
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When Aziraphale, a halfling ill-suited to adventuring, cannot convince the university library he works for to try and recover a lost book of prophecy, he sets off to try and find it himself. Of course he is almost immediately waylaid and captured by giant bugs. When his attempt to escape them goes awry, he manages to use his previously unhelpful celestial abilities to summon a huge otherworldly snake to help him fight them. But the snake turns out to be a demon, and the demon wants to tag along with Aziraphale, and help him in his quest... in exchange for the chance to tempt him. And he is so very tempted.
What he doesn't realize is that Crowley is just as fascinated by him as he is by Crowley, and that by the end of the day Crowley will feel just as indebted to him as he does to Crowley.
(And also, by the way, they're both idiots.)
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Based on a writing prompt via Good Omens After Dark.
Imagine Aziraphale finding and eating honey for the first time and absolutely going feral from the taste. Crowley loves to watch his angel eat, but now it's become a desire he can't fight.
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An Ineffable Valentine's by tens_girl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Feb 2024
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It's Valentine's Day, and after a quiet day spent together, finding romance in the most ordinary places, Crowley and Aziraphale collect their partner, Zee, for a fancy dinner date. She's received the most wonderful gifts from them throughout the day, and is keen to say thank you to her lovers, in the best way she knows how... things, it is fair to say, take a turn for the smutty... before they've even made it through dinner...
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- Part 7 of Who Omens
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Crowley had ended up doing himself a favor by so quickly pulling together his initial plan to sneak into the estate as a snake, because now it meant he had a little bit more time to play with before Lucifer and the gang got impatient. Still, he didn't have forever to get his assignment done. He needed to build trust between himself and the guardian fast and efficiently if he wanted the addendum to his plan to work. And that meant love bombing.
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Crowley's a mage-thief tasked with stealing a Powerful Artifact from some rich arsehole’s walled estate, and the first obstacle is getting past the fearsome beasts guarding the only viable entrances. Luckily, the guardian of the eastern gate seems like a soft touch, and Crowley is very good at shapeshifting, so he's pretty sure he's found his poor bastard of a mark. Things do not go according to plan.
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Mint Tea by CopperBeech for Under_Their_Wings
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.
A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.
“I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”
“Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”
This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.
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El retrato de Anthony J. Crowley by dreaminkih
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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Ni siquiera los escritores famosos y admirados como Oscar Wilde están libres de los bloqueos creativos. ¿Su problema? No puede imaginar el rostro de su próximo protagonista, un joven que encarna la belleza y la tentación, y que será el eje de su obra maestra. Sin embargo, Aziraphale parece tener la solución cuando la imagen de un joven de cabello rojizo y ojos amarillos aparece en su cabeza.
"Tal vez si él hubiera logrado observar el retrato completo en su imaginación habría distinguido la figura que su mente le presentó y no la habría compartido con Wilde. Porque sin ser consciente, Aziraphale creía que la belleza tenía forma física, y ajeno a la conversación que ocurrió dentro de la casa de Oscar Wilde, el ideal de belleza de Aziraphale existía y andaba suelto caminando distraído por las calles de Inglaterra".
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The Underlying Melody by Tossukka for rainbow_salt
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2024
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Crowley is the keyboardist and the main songwriter in a world-famous rock band, the Burning Rejects. When the band is asked to perform with a classical violinist in a charity concert, Crowley isn’t thrilled but tentatively agrees to do it for a good cause. Aziraphale, who performs under the stage name A.Z. Fell isn't any more excited to play his violin with a rock band but accepts the proposition for similar reasons.
When Crowley and Aziraphale meet, they expect to have nothing in common. However, their working relationship quickly turns into close friendship and mutual attraction. Between rehearsals for the concert, they share lunches, enjoy nights of drunken conversations, and manage to have and resolve some artistic differences. When the performance approaches, both know their collaboration will soon be over, taking away their excuses for spending so much time together, but neither of them is quite ready yet to let each other go.
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Dirty Deeds Done Cheap by cloudycelebrations
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jan 2024
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Years before a satanic wicker basket interrupts Crowley's and Aziraphale’s lives, they happily tempt and bless throughout London. But one day, Aziraphale’s heavenly assignments begin to change.
Crowley finds a way to make it much better. Aziraphale accidentally starts an orgy.
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better to read and eat cake in a Soho bookshop than to reign in Hell by Kaesa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Jan 2024
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When Aziraphale flees Heaven with the Book of Life, he's planned for it -- he's alerted other angels stationed on Earth to Heaven's plans, and asked them to take steps so that humans won't get caught up in the inevitable battle he faces with the other archangels. But Crowley shows up too, and he doesn't know the plan, and in the chaos Aziraphale leaps in front of a terrible blow meant for Crowley. And so, still very angry with him, Crowley must get him back to the bookshop (which is full of annoying angels) and help him heal, and try to figure out how to move past their previous fight, because, sure, he's mad at Aziraphale, but he doesn't want him to die.
But soon enough it becomes clear that Aziraphale isn't necessarily dying. He is changing, and no one quite knows what to expect, because this situation has only happened once before, when Supreme Archangel Lucifer Fell and became Satan.
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- Part 5 of Kaesa's Whumptober 2023 fics
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What an Orange Means by Aloe_Vera13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley share many things throughout the ages. One of the most common has been oranges.
Oranges, he smiled to himself. Crowley plucked the large round fruit from a branch and began to peel it carefully; his deft fingers sliding under the skin easily.
"What are you doing?" Aziraphale raised his eyebrows.
"What's it look like, angel?" Crowley removed a segment of the orange and popped it into his mouth before quickly removing a second and offering it to Aziraphale.
Aziraphale hesitated before announcing: "Angels don't eat."
"Why not?" Crowley asked.
Aziraphale thought about it before deciding: "Food sullies our celestial bodies," He looked down at the orange and wasn't sure how something that looked so sweet could sully anything, "I think."
"Have you ever noticed," Crowley said splitting the orange in half, "that oranges were designed to be shared?"
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[PODFIC] That Berry Ice Cream by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
There was a brief silence.
“Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.
Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
It was—unreasonably suggestive.
His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of course he was blushing.
‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.
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[Podfic] That Fucking Tiramisu (That One Time In Siena) by Literarion for Djapchan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Dec 2023
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The tiramisu arrives, and it is beautiful, served in cleanly cut, perfect squares. Aziraphale wiggles in delight and takes a deep breath of anticipation as the plate is put in front of him. Crowley is quite relieved that he chose glasses that fully cover his eyes tonight, as he can feel the yellow bleeding into the far corners of his sclera.
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A Visit to Santa by tens_girl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
14 Dec 2023
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It’s Christmas! The Doctor returns to the bookshop and invites Aziraphale, Crowley and Zee to visit Santa Claus with him.
Crowley has concerns about the cold.
Aziraphale has bad memories of ice skating.
The Doctor is trying to work out where he fits in with this whole thing.
And Zee…well she’s just having the time of her life!
Join the gang in Lapland as Crowley causes chaos in Santa’s Workshop and a dish of fondue gets everyone all hot and bothered.Series
- Part 3 of Who Omens