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I mainly just wanted to write something about what the Fall was like for Crowley. This was for extra credit at school, which I got a 100 for.
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Show Me A Great Plan by itsallpanicnodisco for Ann_JK1989, Sideresse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Mar 2024
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Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.
A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.
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Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)
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against the dying of the light by rainbowumbrella
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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Crowley has been talking to Her for as long as he can remember existing, and She’s never answered before, but he’s never needed it like he does now. Not even when he Fell. So this time, this time She needs to listen. This time She needs to give him something.
She’s forsaken him, he knows that. He got the message loud and clear a long time ago. But not Aziraphale, She hasn’t forsaken him yet. She can’t abandon him now.
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Aziraphale is dying. In a moment of desperation, Crowley strikes a bargain with God.
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- Part 13 of do it with style presents - highway to pail
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Hail Crowley, Full of Grace by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
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black holes and starlight touches by actualchangeling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Dec 2023
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He had been made of love once. Of stardust and void and dark matter, hair the flame of a breathing sun, wings spun out of light and worship.
Crowley remembers the weight of it in his chest, the lightness in his smile, how effortlessly he could get lost within his creations and dissolve into a star brighter than any of them. Oh, how he burned while drowning in them, the heat a soft caress brushing over his skin, an embrace rivalling the grace pulsating where a heart would be.
All he had wanted was an eternity in an infinite universe—his universe—and then all of it came crashing down.
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or: A story about love, loss, chasing feelings that have been irreparably destroyed, and the importance of touch.
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and sail your ship through breathless waters by abbzeh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Sep 2023
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“We’ve already had the Apocalypse That Wasn’t rather recently. Why are they trying again?”
And this is the gold star question, isn’t it? Why is Heaven doggedly pursuing a policy of Earthly destruction when it worked out so well the last time? Crowley knows full well that between the Archangels, they don’t have a scintilla of a brain cell between them, rather a celestial harmonic version of the Wii Shop music playing on repeat in their empty, empty skulls. The Metatron, though…
The Metatron is a different calibre of angel, a class unto his own. The Voice of God, he is supposed to be, the only angel with the authority to hear the All-Mighty’s Word and relay Her message to the rest of the Heavenly Host.
Crowley wonders about that, as he wonders about a lot of things.
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A Rose by Any Other Name. by KnifeGrian_ShishKebeb
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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Crowley had issues with many things in his life. Hell continuously bothering him. Heaven continuously bothering him. His Bentley refusing to play anything but unrequited love songs. God being a silent motherfu-
But he can't do anything about that. So instead, he decides to focus on the thing he can control.
How many spots his plants have decided to grow today.
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Or Crowley is very angry and also very very in love. He can't do anything about that though (nothing that wouldn't require critical thinking, anyway), and God won't answer his phone calls, so instead he's going to yell at his plants.
Or or, The three times people asked Crowley why he yelled at his plants, and the one time he answered. 3+1 Fic. -
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He had been careening, hopeless, uncontrolled, thousands of years in the falling. It was inevitable that he was going to hit the ground eventually. Every fall must end this way. There is no other ending. // Fire-angel, before the start of the universe, before the word nebula and breathtaking, turning to Aziraphale in a void of gentle unworld; and then, all of creation, drifting before him, so beautiful as to seem absurd. It faded to nothing when they had smiled, sheltering Aziraphale from the blazing hails of comets with a simple outstretched white wing.
Or: Crowley is angry. Aziraphale is disillusioned. Heaven is horrible, though that's nothing new. The two of them find each other, again, again.
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I'm Gonna Set Things Right Again by iocallistoeuropa
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?
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Anyway, Don't Be A Stranger by Juno_Sunlit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Aug 2023
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It's been 10 years since Crowley died, and Aziraphale has mourned for every single minute.
It's also been 10 years since Aziraphale died, and Crowley, up in the stars, has done the same.
To God's chagrin, neither is aware of the other's continued existence.Sick and tired of grief big enough to end a universe, She sends them both on a trip through their old haunts, hoping they'll meet. All is as well and good as possible until something happens to Aziraphale, and a grieving Crowley must unknowingly come to his rescue.
Includes musings on existence, gentle, warm flashbacks, demonic heists of a homosexual nature, God in slippers, asshole Gabriel, tearful reunions, the inherent tenderness of loving someone ever so much, and, through all the sorrow, a very happy ending.
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the art of (not) interfering by indigotigress7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Aug 2022
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You've read it before. Crowley's struggling to save kids from the Great Flood, and then Aziraphale swoops in.
Not so surprisingly, this does not hurt the situation at all.
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A series of darker, sadder ficlets and prompt fills.
Chapter summary will include which warnings apply to that particular chapter.
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Aziraphale is ambushed by a demonic assassin. He manages to call for help, but that just leads Crowley into a trap. Can Aziraphale and Crowley find a way to save each other?
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One Last Miracle by muzakchan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2022
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Crowley wakes up in an unfamiliar place, which he can tell almost immediately from the angle of the light on his face. Mostly that there *is* light on his face - his apartment would never dare to shine light directly into his eyes. That’s the second-most rude thing an apartment can do.
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Heaven receives a lot of prayers. Aziraphale stumbles upon an unused room in Heaven where the unheard cries of the Fallen end up and discovers that one demon, at least, still lets prayers slip sometimes.
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Originally written for the 2020 Aro Way Challenge prompt "Heaven's prayer inbox room"
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Cast Away by fractalgeometry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2021
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One of the fascinating things about the Earth is how it's always changing. Animals, plants, people, places, it all shifts day to day, year to year, century to century. Usually, the changes are interesting.
Usually, the changes don't involve the ocean turning holy.
Usually, Crowley isn't living on an island.
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Frustrated with a bout of insomnia, Crowley decides to go outside to look at the stars. But gazing up at stars that he built only reminds him of Her rejection. And still, after all these thousands of years, he can’t stop asking questions.
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1941's nazi 'loyalty' & the 'un'holy water by ImJustPassingThrough
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 May 2021
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Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.
Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water
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- Part 5 of backwards omens
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Ineffable Games by apocalypsenah, sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Mar 2021
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When the Lord Herself wants to look into the human world, She rarely takes a direct peek from Her place in the cosmos. For starters, Her unfiltered gaze can scorch the planet if She isn’t careful, and there are enough things working against Earth these days; it doesn’t exactly need Her help being destructive. On top of that, when you exist in all eleven dimensions, you don’t always understand what you’re seeing when you’re only looking at a couple of those. No, God uses a conceit She’s quite proud of whenever She gets the urge to go visit Her human Earth.
She unravels Herself from Her own high-stakes game of cosmological poker, and goes to play the earthly version.
When God wants to drop in on humanity, She goes to Vegas.
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forgiveness (can you imagine) by snowkatze
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2020
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And hungrily, hungrily, he dreams, a soft warm hand grasping skinny fingers. Yellow eyes and dark heart forgotten. What was once wretched. What was once wicked. Forgiven. Skin that has forgotten the shape of scales. I recognize you. I see you. We are the same.
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After Beelzebub slams the door to Hell in his face, Crowley walks to Aziraphale's bookshop, but he can tell that something is off. He falls to his knees in pain - and then he realizes. She is making him Rise. It's painful. It's what he would never admit that he wanted. (Maybe now he can be loved.)