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    After season two ended, Aziraphale refused heavens offer and began the wonderous retirement with his wily demon. Embarking on a journey of adopting a child.

    Gigantic thank you to Ckocek for being my beta.

    There is so much fluff I promise you won't be disappointed. But wait and see how things turn out for these ineffable idiots.

    Updates on Mondays

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    Based on the video game Red Dead Redemption.

    Crowley finds himself left for dead in the middle of the desert. The kind Doctor Fell finds him and brings him to town. But Crowleys past he is trying to escape, is coming over the horizon.

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    Anthony J. Crowley never thought about the future.
    He got so lost in art, music, and gardening that he didn't notice the passing of the years around him, abandoned in a universe of carnal pleasures, alcohol, haze, and sensory oblivion. He was always terribly bored, to the point where one could almost say he suffered from boredom as if it were a disease.

    On the other hand, Lord Azriel Z. Fell is anchored to the past.
    History, philosophy, mythology, and literature are all things that envelop him in a world of bound paper and old hardcovers. Enclosed within the walls of his estate, he spends his time lost in a world that no longer exists, unable to relate to the unbearable essence of today.

    God, also, is known not to play dice with the universe.
    So, it's not a coincidence that Crowley is looking for a job.
    And it's definitely not a coincidence that Lord Fell has one for him.

    OR - they call it "sugaring" once or twice but it's never meant to be that in the first place.

    [HUMAN!AU – !SLOW.BURN! (like, really really slow) – Explicit scenes will increase as the chapters progress.]
    Chapters out on monday&thursday.
    you'll find heavy angst here.

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    A collection of angsty things I have in my head that i need to write out before they consume me
    or
    Angst I will eventually write and never recover from

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    Aziraphale comes to visit Crowley hoping to fix their relationship, but everything ends up worse because of it

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    Fifteen years since the apocalypse started and Crowley has carved out a life for himself that helps him survive the best he can via taking up a job as a gardener. Gardening for others was fairly easy, most had half of the garden already sorted out for him and he got paid well not to complain. When he stumbles upon a man named Aziraphale and his garden-if you could even call it that-he certainly has his work cut out for him and his life derails itself entirely from the comfort he was accustomed to.

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    A half-silly something inspired by this post on Tumblr

    Crowley and Aziraphale make everyone who participates in the Introduction to Philosophy course regret they chose it for an "easy credit". If you ever had That Student in any Philosophy course, you know what this is about.

    Now featuring:
    - plot (?)
    - God and Satan as toxic ex-girlfriends
    - family drama
    - mystery in the form of Anathema's prophecy
    - angst

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    Burying his face in Aziraphale’s hair (it had the sweetest scent, vaguely of vanilla and fresh linen), Crowley purred, “Depends. What do you want from me?”

    The angel thought for a second and then an answer came to him, “Teach me to say something in the language of Hell,” he said.

    Confused, amused, and curious, Crowley asked, “Now why would you want that?”

    ***

    Crowley has gone missing. It's been days since Aziraphale has seen him, and he's beginning to suspect the worst. The angel has little to go on, but he's fairly certain that the forces of Hell are at play, especially dark entities known as "The Big Guys".

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    A depressed angel is tasked with finding out who’s distributing ‘Ecstasy’, a drug promising to emulate the experience of Divine Love. Blasphemy, of course! And Aziraphale is told to steer the dealers of this substance towards the light. Who does he find in the backroom of a seedy bar, distributing the stuff? You guessed it.

    This isn’t a fic glorifying substance use. Not at all. I aim to portray it realistically, which means I describe both the good and the bad. I don’t punish my characters for indulging, but what goes up, must come down (hence the name of the fic). The substances portrayed are not the point of the story, but rather the context I chose to explore particularly Crowley’s trauma. I find it unlikely that the self-medicating alcoholic we meet in season 1, the guy who hung around in Soho bars during the 60s and 70s, didn’t try more than just wine.

    Aziraphale, on his end, is a sensual hedonist. He’s likely the “try anything once” type, but since he doesn’t try to escape his mind trough his experimentation, he will most likely not regret his choices.

    What happens when an addict and a hedonist finally, properly get together after 6000 years of yearning and hidden memories? Well, this fic.

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    Then will appear in heaven the sign of the Son of Man, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

    Or maybe not.

    Aziraphale and Crowley get together after they last saw each other to save the world once more. But working together won’t be easy if they don't stop arguing every five seconds.

    Will Muriel and Jesus Christ be able to save their marriage, I mean, the world?

    Saving the world was never this fun! –Muriel
    I just want to get over with this already so I can see Hozier live. –Jesus
    I think everyone should just die. –Michael

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    Swaying, [the Wanderer] grinned. “You an’ ‘Ziraphale…Earth’s Greatest Defenders. Tha’ Best and Brightest.” They paused, liquor-soaked brain working overtime, then burst into laughter.
    “WHAT NOW?”
    “Earth’s Best and Worst…est,” they hiccuped, collapsing on the floor. “Humanity’s last hope.”


    After 1800 years, the Wanderer’s identity is revealed. Crowley takes it as well as expected (he freaks out). They still have a lot of explaining to do.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale is miserable in Heaven, but going home isn’t an option. A dangerous threat–the only reason he agreed to take the position–hangs over him if he doesn’t fall in line. Then, an unlikely visitor with shocking information upends everything.

    The Wanderer has a Big Problem and needs Aziraphale and Crowley together to solve it. Plus, they’d like to see their friend Crowley happy again (the whining is getting to be a lot). It's probably going to take a miracle. But the ethereal being has their own cross to bear under all that great power and apparent wisdom.

    Time to bring everyone together. It’s all about to go pear-shaped.

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    "Can I have the check please?" The blond man at the table waved a credit card, his glass of wine barely touched.
    A waiter immediately appeared by his side. "Leaving so soon?"
    He laughed nervously. "I’ve been waiting for thirty minutes, but my blind date has not shown up. It was probably Gabriel, playing another one of his tricks on me."

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    “It’s something about how the food is made, it’s… special. And I need to know more about it from the cook himself.”
    ”Special in what way?”, Crowley inquired, frowning again.
    ”You really haven’t noticed?”, asked Aziraphale softly.
    ”Noticed what?”
    ”The uhm… the love.”
    ”The uh… wha- ng… wha- what do you mean by that, angel?”
    Aziraphale took a deep breath. “The food. It’s made with a great deal of love. I could sense it from the first bite I took… No, I’m lying, I really noticed from the moment I first smelled it. Whoever prepared it… they did so with an incredible amount of love and care. And it was dedicated to somebody in particular, I could feel it. A-and I need to ask the cook about it.”

    Or: Crowley keeps bringing Aziraphale delicious food from a mysterious new restaurant. Not only is the food excellently made, it also reeks of love. Aziraphale wants to know more about the person who made it but can’t get the details out of Crowley.

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    Recueil de petites histoires traitant des 7 Péchés Capitaux pour le Good Omens Seven Sins Challenge de fanfictions.fr. Updates et tags list à surveiller !

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    Translation of my collection of short stories about the Seven Deadly Sins for the Seven Sins Challenge of fanfictions.fr
    Updates and tags list progressively !

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    For years Aziraphale has been receiving 'Secret Admirer' cards on Valentine's Day. After the failed Apocalypse the cards become more familiar and Aziraphale becomes alarmed... much to their author's chagrin.

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    Aziraphale never goes on vacation with his friends. But this year, it's different.
    This year, they're going to the Santa Catalina island, on the coast of Southern California. Aziraphale can't miss that, can he? That's what Anathema tells him in a vain attempt to convince him. That's what Maggie tells him too. And Nina. And Newt.
    Oh, and Anathema mentioned that another friend will be joining them. Aziraphale has heard of him, but they never met. Crowley is his name.

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    Crowley has been tasked with creating the universe.

    Usually quite creative, he finds himself stuck and pulling a blank, at threat of losing the entire project if he has nothing to show the archangels in a few weeks.

    That is until a momentary chance encounter with a *certain* angel leaves him feeling something that they haven't quite found the words to describe yet, and he realizes that he wants to build the whole universe off that feeling: he just needs to find the word...

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are guests at Anathema and Newt's destination wedding. Having problems of their own, they spend the week up to the wedding trying to save their relationship while keeping up with wedding events and social engagements as a couple.

    Human AU for GOAD Valentine's Exchange 2024

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    After The Ineffable Divorce, Crowley reads all of Aziraphale's journals and copes with his heartbreak by writing a letter that will never be sent. (depression time)

     

    (This is the sad version! It's being posted first so there is hope for happiness. If you liked this one, subscribe or do whatever so you get notified when I upload the happy version!!)

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