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    An angel of Heaven must be completely free of sin. What happens if one breaks the rules and gives in to temptation?
    (Thanks to my amazing beta ShesAKillerQueen98!)

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    Crowley didn’t like admitting that he still thought about the fall. He didn’t like admitting that, despite everything he had been told, he believed the fall was entirely due to his own incompetence and worthlessness. He didn’t like admitting that he still doubted whether he was really worthy of love- or anything at all, for that matter. Crowley didn’t like admitting a lot of things.

    But when a young child arrives at Aziraphale’s bookshop, soaked, sobbing, and disowned from his family, Crowley may need to admit more than he thought he ever would.

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    — Возможно. Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    — Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    — А ты нет? — тихо спросил Азирафель.
    — О, — Кроли моргнул. — Эм… Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эм…
    — В самом деле, — ответил Ангел.
    Благослови его Господь.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    Love seeketh only Self to please,
    To bind another to its delight,
    Joys in another’s loss of ease
    And builds a Hell in Heavens despite.

    -William Blake

    It’s 1921 - almost 60 years since the holy water incident - and neither Crowley or Aziraphale have forgotten. In that time they’ve slipped in and out of each other’s lives, but never as close as they were before. Crowley has a mysterious new job on Earth and Aziraphale has been sent to figure it out.

    Unfortunately, love gets in the way of things.

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I drew predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    The Christmas festivities are interrupted by the rumour about a dragon which has made its home nearby. King Arthur sends one of his knights, sir Aziraphale, to smite the creature and free the children taken to its lair. But the eyes looking at sir Aziraphale from the darkness of the cavern turn out to be familiar. And as the matter of fact, sir Aziraphale himself is not exactly who he claims to be...
    This is a story about the Knights of the Round Table, dragons, druids — and a long long road from being in love to being brave enough to love.

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    my SFW piece for "Cold Omens" zine. In Golgotha, 33AD, Jesus is up on the Cross, while angel and demon look on. Crowley is angry at God, angry at the Archangels, and even angry at Aziraphale for letting it happen. Aziraphale knows more than he is allowed to let on, but asks Crowley for her trust. He has something amazing to show her.

    Not tagged for MCD, although yes Jesus does obviously die as we know. But we also know he's resurrected. I honestly did more bible study for this fic than I've done since R.E lessons at school decades ago! It was a tricky subject to handle sensitively, and I did get a sensitivity beta reader to help ensure I got the balance right. I hope I struck the right balance of respect for the subject. There were some conflicting details in different scriptures, so I selected a sequence of events which fit with the consensus.

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    my NSFW piece for the digital version of Cold Omens zine. During the Blitz Crowley saved Aziraphale, but what happened afterwards? Crowley has been putting his horticultural skills to good use in the "dig for victory" campaign, and Aziraphale tracks him down to ask some questions about what happened the night before, as he'd been dwelling on it somewhat. Interrupted by an air raid, they take shelter in the Underground and find a quiet corner to continue their conversation...

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    In which Aziraphale loses his sight, and not in a natural way. With Crowley's help, they try to figure his situation out by searching in all the places they could for answers, seeking help from others and interrogating potential culprits. But maybe things are not what they think at all.

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    The Them have a lot of questions for Aziraphale and Crowley about spirits! They answer them truthfully and perhaps say some rather telling things that they haven't exactly admitted to each other.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Spirit. :)

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    Crowley has a lot of feelings about What Tomorrow Holds. Because if their body-swap plan doesn't work out... it could hold nothing. Or at least nothing good. And Crowley doesn't know how to handle that terrifying reality.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Body.

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    AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.

    Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.

    Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?

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    Not everyone gets a happy childhood. Not everyone gets to grow up in loving families, not everyone is bloody normal and happy and all sunshine and bright smiles all the bloody time.

    But Crowley is bloody well going to ensure that Warlock gets the best childhood he can ever have. He's not going to fail his nephew when everyone else have. He'll give the boy good memories, a nice learning experience, teach him right from wrong and all that shite.

    Babylon, as sappy as it sounds, will always support her brother, and she loves little Warlock. But her greatest wish of all is being a functional human being who don't break down at the slightest bit of pressure, is that too much to ask?

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    Crowley knew he was being summoned.

    That some HUMAN was trying to drag him away from the life he'd built with Aziraphale, to hurt him, to control him.

    Crowley is prepared to do anything - ANYTHING - to stop the summoning. But at what cost?

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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    UPDATE 20 May: I added a playlist by request. That's all. Story's done in Ch. 8, so don't click if you're not interested in just a list of songs.

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    He was funny, he was fussy, he was kind, he was derisive, he was generous, he was hoggish and Crowley was completely and utterly fucked. Sadly only metaphorically.

    This is the story of Crowley, a coffee shop employee and Aziraphale, a delivery driver, of them falling in love and being in a relationship. This is all soft fluff with a hearty helping of loving smut, so if thats your cup of hot drink, come on in!

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an Asshole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    A few months after the Armageddont or the apocawasnt, everything had been going smoothly afterwards, Crowley and Aziraphale had become friends with Anathema, Newt, Adam and the Them. But what is going on when a supposed dead archangel returns soon after Crowley disappears? And what of heaven and hell when it reaches both sides, old wounds and deep secrets is reopened by both sides. (I Suck At Summarys)
    *Bad updating scheduel*

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