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    GOOD OMENS FICLET- The Origin of the Apology Dance

    It started out as a silly bet,
    honestly, Aziraphale should've known better than to enter a wager with a demon. But the temptation of proving Crowley wrong was just too well... tempting

    Not that an Angel can actually be tempted, it was purely for a moral and angelic reason, a feather on his wing, chalk one up for the side of angels, thwarting the wiles of the wicked sort of thing. I mean it was practically his job!

    (Pay no attention to the fact that it is indeed his job, one that he tends to forget or just not do)

    The only trouble was... what did Aziraphale want Crowley to do once he'd won?

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    A depressed angel is tasked with finding out who’s distributing ‘Ecstasy’, a drug promising to emulate the experience of Divine Love. Blasphemy, of course! And Aziraphale is told to steer the dealers of this substance towards the light. Who does he find in the backroom of a seedy bar, distributing the stuff? You guessed it.

    This isn’t a fic glorifying substance use. Not at all. I aim to portray it realistically, which means I describe both the good and the bad. I don’t punish my characters for indulging, but what goes up, must come down (hence the name of the fic). The substances portrayed are not the point of the story, but rather the context I chose to explore particularly Crowley’s trauma. I find it unlikely that the self-medicating alcoholic we meet in season 1, the guy who hung around in Soho bars during the 60s and 70s, didn’t try more than just wine.

    Aziraphale, on his end, is a sensual hedonist. He’s likely the “try anything once” type, but since he doesn’t try to escape his mind trough his experimentation, he will most likely not regret his choices.

    What happens when an addict and a hedonist finally, properly get together after 6000 years of yearning and hidden memories? Well, this fic.

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    Antony J. Crowley is an outlaw , mainly because he's on 'his own' side . During travelling, he meets a local shop owner named Aziraphale. A problem arises while they get to know each other . A war was about to set loose . A war that could end their lives . It's up to them to stop it .

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    Aziraphale Fell, 23, PhD student, has one short, miserable relationship under his belt and is still quite inexperienced. With the encouragement of his friend Anathema, and against his better judgement, he joins the hookup app Lustr.

    Anthony Crowley, also 23, is working to finish his junior year after a troubled youth. He doesn't date, but he has spent the last few months pining after the angel in the library - the one with the bow tie and the kind smile - and trying to find the courage to speak to him.

    Crowley hasn't swiped anyone on Lustr in months... But he looks. And seeing an unexpected face might spur him to action.


    Praising Aziraphale’s loveliness is like tossing sugarcubes into the sea. No matter how many saccharine words Crowley hurls at him – (gorgeous, devastating, rubenesque) – the man still drowns in waves of salty self-deprecation.

    Crowley wishes he could tell Aziraphale the truth: “I’ve been watching you for months. I’ve seen you in the harsh light of the library. I’ve seen you sick, irritated, scared. I know your shape and your scent and your laugh.”

    But for now all he can do is throw another sweet cube of sugar...

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    “It’s something about how the food is made, it’s… special. And I need to know more about it from the cook himself.”
    ”Special in what way?”, Crowley inquired, frowning again.
    ”You really haven’t noticed?”, asked Aziraphale softly.
    ”Noticed what?”
    ”The uhm… the love.”
    ”The uh… wha- ng… wha- what do you mean by that, angel?”
    Aziraphale took a deep breath. “The food. It’s made with a great deal of love. I could sense it from the first bite I took… No, I’m lying, I really noticed from the moment I first smelled it. Whoever prepared it… they did so with an incredible amount of love and care. And it was dedicated to somebody in particular, I could feel it. A-and I need to ask the cook about it.”

    Or: Crowley keeps bringing Aziraphale delicious food from a mysterious new restaurant. Not only is the food excellently made, it also reeks of love. Aziraphale wants to know more about the person who made it but can’t get the details out of Crowley.

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    Good Omens Missing Scene- S2 Ep2

    Aziraphale and Crawley are in the Cellar of Job's Mansion, waiting for Job to pass or fail God's test.

    "“See you in Hell!” Crawley lifted up his goblet to toast the Angel.

    Aziraphale glared at him and scoffed as he took in another mouthful of Ox. The taste just never failed him. Aziraphale’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as this strange yet satisfying flavor hit his taste buds."

    Their conversation doesn't end at "See you in Hell"

    (making them interact to fill the void)

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    Her hands emerged, looking impossibly delicate in their long white gloves. Cradled in them was one of Harriet Dowling's most valuable (and also least worn) necklaces. It was crafted from a golden chain so fine that it seemed as if it ought to float upwards instead of draping down, and it featured a gilded cabochon that certainly ought to be too heavy for the chain and, more importantly, displayed an impeccably carved relief of a very familiar face.

    Or: Five times Aziraphale gave Crowley a gift plus one time Crowley gave a gift in return.

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    A piano appears at the Bookshop, rescued by Aziraphale from a tragic destiny.

    For Crowley, it's the beginning of the worst temptation ever. Will he be strong enough to keep his secret hidden, or will he start playing to his dearest - and a little more than - friend?
    And what would happen if his angel started to pay attention to the songs?

    Well, he will soon figure it out.

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    How does one actually become a demon? The ritual involves a process known as The Baptism; an excruciating procedure that nearly destroyed Crowley and still haunts him to this day.
    Plagued by night terrors and the memory of everything sinful thing he's ever done, Crowley can't find rest...that is until he decides to take a walk in Hyde Park and a certain angel follows him.

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    Warlock always knew something was strange with his Nanny and Gardner. How they'd talk about the end of the world and how he was part of it. At first, he found this amusing. How was he, Warlock Dowling and son of the America ambassador, the key to ending the world? Then he thought how fun it would be. He'd be in charge of everything them, wouldn't he?

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    After binging season one of Good Omens with a close friend, it has come to my attention that I very much like slapping these Crowley and Aziraphale with headcanons. Now I have to write fanfiction.
    I - Crowley is really definitely not scared of spiders at all.
    II - Crowley is amused by Bible fanfiction. Aziraphale is amused by Crowley.

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    Things get a little heated with Crowley and Aziraphale, after they have an argument and make out (because they are so shit at communicating they just kiss to not be mad at each other) but then it gets saucy and there are many alarms going off in heaven and hell (from the amount of sexual activity taking place) and Gabriel and Beelzebub go and investigate and then go to the pub, and Beelzebub may or may not have shown Gabriel how to make out. (He enjoyed it...)

    The end.

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    Crowley has been hanging around Aziraphale's shop for many years, but he's never taken an interest in any books... until today.

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    Aziraphale tempts Crowley to try reading something, and Crowley loves it.

    My first fic written for Flufftober 2023, based on the prompt "I hate it" "No you don't" from tumblr's Flufftober account. Also dedicated to my love of Edgar Allan Poe's works, forever my favorite poet and short-story author.

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    Aziraphale is asked to babysit. Crowley is straight up not having a good time.

    Cliché, fluffy, kinda badly written, basically the fanfic equivalent of mcdonalds, enjoy.

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    "Grief, much like Death, is a stubborn thing. It stuck to his clothing, tangled in his hair, clung to his flesh. It smelled of sulfur and salt and burning wood. No matter the amount of scrubbing or cleaning, Grief was to linger in the air."

    Crowley struggles with nightmares. Aziraphale cleans to cope. A duck gets fed.

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    Crowley is a complete and utter mess, Aziraphale is trying (and failing) to make Heaven better, Muriel is an absolute sweetheart and the author is sleep deprived.

     

    I will probably change this description in the morning.

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    Crowley and his boyfriend move into the flat next to Ezra and his husband’s. But things get complicated when they start to fall for each other, while also dealing with issues in their respective relationships.

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    Next-door neighbours AU, but replace most of the typical fluff with angst.

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    Day 23 of the SVD Advent Calendar! It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride even if you are a demon that hates sleigh bells (why did he invent those, anyway?) AND horses. But maybe this demon has plans for an Angel that adores winter wonderlands and horse drawn sleighs.

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    Aziraphale gets an interesting call one afternoon (crack fic)

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    Crowley is not a romantic person— or rather, not a romantic person-shaped-entity.
    Crowley, however, is also a liar.

    Aziraphale is also not a romantic.
    But he does happen to secretly write a series of best-selling, very gay, rather… ethereal romance novels.
    What else is he to do with a rampant love for literature and the rest of the not-end-of-the-world on his hands?

    Shenanigans ensue.

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